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The Milk Was Expired "You're Expired!"
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Edd: I need to feel something. Tom, can you tell me something that will piss me off?
Tom: Pepsi is better than Cola
Edd: Yup, that'll do it
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Matt: And now for my queen! I shall choose the fairest most beautfiul of the town's females!
Tamara: I'm afraid of commitment!
Matt: I didn't mean you!
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Vampire Matt: Dying sucks butt, how do you living beings cope with mortality?!
Tom: Violent outbursts
Tord: General horniness
Edd: Thanks to denial, I’m immortal!
#eddsworld#eddsworld incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#tom#edd#tord#vampire matt#matt#source: futurama
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Tord: I was expecting a battle of wits, but you appear to be unarmed.
Tom: Your mom sucked me good and hard through my jorts!
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Tom: Fight me you nerd ass punk!
Tord: At least try to sound sophisticated when you threaten someone.
Tom: Does thou wish to engage in a duel my good bitch?
Tord: Somehow that was worst…
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Red Leader, after Paul and Patryck crashed the plane: Some of ya'll is the reason why shampoo has instructions.
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Tom: If you're happy and you know it, clap your hands!
Edd, Tord, and Matt: ...
Tom: Damn, ya'll depressed as fuck.
Tord: You didn't clap either.
Tom: Shut up!
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Tom: That's all he really does, ever since he bought that $5 kazoo.
Edd: *playing Sandstorm by Darude on the kazoo*
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Tord: People who sleep without socks on make me worry.
Tom: People who sleep WITH socks are not to be trusted.
Edd: People who sleep are weird.
Matt: I was a sock one.
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Edd: Your hands, I want to hold them.
Tom: Your lips, I want to kiss them.
Matt: Your dreams, I want to hear them.
Tord: Your toes, hand em’ over.
#eddsworld#eddsworld incorrect quotes#incorrect quotes#tom#edd#tord#matt#source: tumblr#(Kinda. The last part is from Twitter or Snapchat I think.)
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Edd: My cat is cuter than yours, fight me
Edd: Haha, my ruse worked! Now I have hundreds of cat photos to look at when I'm down!
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Edd: Did you just refer to a knife as a “people opener”?
Tord: …Should I not have?
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Tom: Worst drug to crave is wanting to be loved.
Edd: Idk meth is pretty fucking bad
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Bing: Pull the lever, Larry!
[Larry pulls the lever, which makes Bing fall through a trapdoor]
Bing: Wrong lever!
[Bing appears through a door, all wet, with a crocodile biting his pants]
Bing: Why do we even have that lever?!
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Tom: BEHOLD, the field in which I grow my fucks! Lay thine eyes upon it, and thou shalt see that it is barren!
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Tom: Name one fragrance commercial that has ever made sense.
Edd: What are you talking about? They all make scents.
Tom: Shut the fuck up.
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Tord: Guess what number I’m thinking of.
Tom: 420?
Tord: No, that’s really immature of you, someone else guess and please take this seriously.
Edd: 69?
Tord: Yeah, it was 69.
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