#source: jimmy neutron

[daddiesdrarryy]

Harry: Okay, I don’t know how to tell you guys this, so I’ll whisper it in Ron’s ear and he’ll blurt it out in astonishment

Harry: *whispers in Ron’s ear*

Ron: YOU’RE DATING DRACO MALFOY?

Hermione: …

#drarry #hermione is startled by the yell but not surprised by the news #harry potter #draco malfoy #incorrect drarry quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #harry potter x draco malfoy #hpdm #the golden trio #harry x draco #hermione granger #ron weasley #incorrect hp #hp #daddiesdrarry on instagram #drarry squad #draco x harry #drarry gang #hp text post #hp incorrect quotes #incorrect hp quotes #hp imagine #harry & ron #harry & hermione #incorrect ron weasley quotes #incorrect hermione granger quotes #drarry textpost #drarry imagine #drarry ship #source: jimmy neutron

[incorrectquotesmcu]

Y/N: I don’t know how to tell you this, Pietro, so I’m just going to whisper it in Sam’s ear, causing him to shout it out in astonishment.

Y/N: [whispers to Sam]

Sam: YOU’RE DATING WANDA?!

Pietro:

#source: jimmy neutron #pietro maximoff #pietro maximoff incorrect quotes #sam wilson #sam wilson incorrect quotes #falcon #captain america #wanda maximoff #wanda maximoff x reader #marvel incorrect quotes #marvel #avengers #avengers incorrect quotes

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

Donnie, about a salt packet: It’s just a little sodium chloride. Casey: Actually Donnie, it’s salt. Donnie: That’s what I said, sodium chloride. Casey: Uh Donnie, that would be salt. This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: jimmy neutron #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #donatello #casey jones #swear warning

[incorrect-hs-quotes]

Dirk: *holding a salt packet* It’s just a little sodium chloride.

Hal: Actually Dirk, it’s salt.

Dirk: That’s what I said, sodium chloride.

Hal: Uh Dirk, that would be salt.

Hal: *takes salt packer from Dirk* This is iodized table salt, which in addition to sodium chloride contains anti-caking agents and potassium iodate, which is added to prevent iodine deficiency. So not only are you being overly pretentious by insisting on using scientific terminology for everyday items, you are factually wrong. Your arrogance is your downfall, you annoying little shit.

#submission #homestuck #incorrect homestuck quotes #dirk strider #hal strider #lil hal #mod terezi #source: jimmy neutron #more specifically that one meme where everyone drags him #man nobody is gonna let him live that one down

[devilsrecreation]

Kion: Hit it, Ono!

Ono: Tom has three pieces of bubble gum. If he trades all his gum to Ida for two raisins per piece, how many raisins will Tom have?

Bunga: What sort of idiot trades bubble gum for raisins?

Kion: That’s not the point

Bunga: What is he, some kind of health nut? If you ask me, Tom needs counseling. And what kinda name is Ida?! What’s it short for? Ida preferred a different name?

(Inspiration from this drawing)

#source: jimmy neutron #i was watching that iconic clip and i was like ‘bunga would say that’ hfhfhfgd #also tamka #i gotta make that high school au #spinny and i were talking about it but i wanna make it into a post #incorrect quote #the lion guard

[crybabycunt]

Yelena: (over the comms) Okay, Kate. All you have to do is press the buttons— Kate: Got it! Yelena: I'm not done. Press the buttons one at a time— Kate: Got it! Yelena: I'm not done! Press the buttons one at a time when they light up. Kate: Yelena: I'm done. Kate: Got it!

#bishova #bishlova #yelena belova #kate bishop #hawkeye #black widow #incorrect quotes #incorrect marvel quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #funny #crack #bishova incorrect quotes #bishlova incorrect quotes #yelena belova incorrect quotes #kate bishop incorrect quotes #source: jimmy neutron

[spn-lesbian]

Dean: I don't know how to tell you guys this, so I'm just going to whisper it into Garth's ear, causing him to shout it out in astonishment

Dean: *whispers to Garth*

Garth: YOU'RE DATING CAS?!

#garth my beloved #source: jimmy neutron #spn #incorrect spn quotes #destiel #castiel #dean winchester #garth fitzgerald iv #supernatural #incorrect supernatural quotes #deancas #incorrect destiel #dean x castiel

[uncorrectintamed]

Lan Sizhui: But all my friends will be there!

Wei Wuxian: I know son...

Wei Wuxian: But if all your friends were named Cliff, would you jump off them?

Lan Sizhui:

#mdzs #the untamed #mo dao zu shi #wei wuxian #lan sizhui #incorrect quotes #source: jimmy neutron #father of the year #he said no just so he could make this joke #afterwards he immediately said yes because he trusts sizhui

[legitstudioghibliquotes]

Howl, at the door with several angry people: Hi, Sophie. Remember how I promised I'd never be brought home by an angry mob again?

#source: jimmy neutron #incorrect quotes #studio ghibli #howl's moving castle #howl

[genshinincorrectly]

Lumine: Ayaka, could you hit the lights please?

Ayaka: Sure!

Ayaka: *pulls out a gun and shoots the lights*

Lumine: Thank you.

#submission #source: jimmy neutron #genshin #genshin impact #gi #genshin impact incorrect quotes #lumine #kamisato ayaka #ayalumi #tw gun

[incorrect-malfoys]

Bellatrix, at the door with several angry people: Hi, Narcissa. Remember how I promised I'd never be brought home by an angry mob again?

#hp fandom #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect malfoys #malfoyfamily #bellatrix lestrange #narcissa malfoy #source: jimmy neutron

[incorrectuksies]

spot: i don't know how to tell you all this, so i'm just going to whisper it into mack's ear, causing her to shout it out in astonishment.

spot: *whispers to mack*

mack: YOU'RE DATING RACE???

#spot conlon #mack newsies #racetrack higgins #newsies #incorrect quotes #source: jimmy neutron

[doththymayo]

Davey: Sometimes it's a heavy burden being a man of science.

Racetrack: I know what you mean Dave.

Racetrack: That's why I decided early on to sabotage my highly scientific mind with cartoons and sugar.

#source: jimmy neutron #newsies #newsies 1992 #newsies broadway #newsies as incorrect quotes #incorrect newsies quotes #uksies #newsies uk #west endsies #newsies west end #livesies #newsies live #david newsies #davey jacobs #davey newsies #david jacobs #race newsies #racetrack newsies #racetrack higgins

[incorrect-tmnt2012-quotes]

[the Turtles are stranded]

Raph: Let's cut to the chase, who's eating who?

Donnie: Who's eating whom.

Raph: Just for that, I'm eating you.

#incorrect tmnt quotes #source: jimmy neutron #tmnt 2012 #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #raphael #donatello

[lavendars-posts]

JN lines being attributed to GF peeps? Sure why the f not. I couldn’t get this thought out of my head, so take this sh*tty little doodle.

#dipper x pacifica #dipcifica #pacifica northwest #incorrect gravity falls #source: jimmy neutron #uhhh #it’s kind of the same ship huh #I have a type and it is BICKERING #surely this has been done before

[weirdkev27]

Mayberry: Say, you look like a golf man.

Lucifer: Eh nope, I’m more of a duck guy.

Mayberry: I love ducks!

Lucifer:*goofiest lovestruck smile*

#hazbin hotel #lucifer #mrs mayberry #helluva boss #incorrect hazbin hotel quotes #incorrect helluva boss quotes #source: jimmy neutron #Lucifer x Mayberry