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female-problems · 3 years
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THE UTERUS IS OUT FOR BLOOD 🔪🖍️
(Again)
Uterus: Wants baby 👶
Me: Does not want baby 🙅‍♀️
Uterus: WANTS REVENGE 🔪
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female-problems · 3 years
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Those cramps you get before your period actually arrives is just your uterus humming the Jaws theme 🦈
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female-problems · 4 years
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a kid getting their period doesn’t mean they’re a woman, it means they’re like 13 & having a normal bodily function they need to know about & should be allowed to stay home from school bc cramps SUCK
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female-problems · 4 years
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Things everyone should be taught in school ❤️
Bit wasn't 🙄....
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female-problems · 4 years
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@science-side-of
Can being on an antidepressant (sertraline) make cramps worse?
Because these are the WORST CRAPS OF MY LIFE.
Seriously, I couldn't make to the bus stop this morning, and had to call in sick for college and work....
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female-problems · 4 years
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I hate being a woman sometimes.
I want a gentleman who will treat me with respect, hold doors for me, and pull out my seat for me (and all the other things), but the second a man actually tries to do it for me I go “screw gender roles!” And try to do it for myself...
Why am I like this?
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female-problems · 4 years
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Or alternatively,
Search Tumblr for 'period memes',
And be confronted with many an image from pride and prejudice 🤷‍♀️
Google period memes whenever your on your period. It will make you feel 10 thousand times better, trust me.
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female-problems · 4 years
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Uterus: Wants baby 👶
Me: Does not want baby 🙅‍♀️
Uterus: WANTS REVENGE 🔪
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