fireemblem3h-incorrectquotes

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Flayn: People underestimate me!

Ignatz: That must be nice. No one estimates me at all. They just say, "Oh, look at that boy. I have no estimates about him."

#fire emblem three houses incorrect quotes #fe flayn #ignatz victor #golden deer #schoolphase #source: poorly drawn lines

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Byleth: You only care about money

Leonie: ¥€$

#fire emblem three houses incorrect quotes #byleth eisner #mbyleth #leonie pinelli #golden deer #warphase #source: unknown

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Beres: Why do you never make the bed?

Claude: For the same reason I don't tie my shoes after I take them off: it doesn't make sense!

#fire emblem three houses incorrect quotes #byleth eisner #fbyleth #claude von riegan #golden deer #either phase #source: king baby #this isnt a ship post neccessarily but like if you wanna take it as beres berating claude for not making THEIR bed #then you can

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(Lysithea's phone is ringing)

Claude: (glances over to see who's calling) "You still call your dad daddy? Didn't you say you're not a child?"

Lysithea: (answers the phone and glares directly into Claude's soul) "Hello, Cyril."

Claude: (chokes)

#Claude just stands there in disbelief. #claude von riegan #lysithea von ordelia #cyril (fire emblem) #cyrithea #cysithea #cyril x lysithea #lysithea x cyril #source: unknown #submission #submitted quote #admin note: ALDHAKDJA I CHOCKED

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Glenn (to Felix): Physically, I may be only 5'5", but spiritually I am at least six feet tall.

Glenn: Shorty.

#fire emblem three houses incorrect quotes #glenn fraldarius #felix hugo fraldarius #submitted quote #submitted by:irltepig #source: irltepig

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Hilda: Caspar! I'm so happy I could kiss you!

Caspar: Uhh... neat!

[Later]

Caspar, laying face down on his bed: I can’t believe I said “neat”, Linhardt. “Neat”. Nobody says neat anymore. It’s goddamn 1185. It’s not neat to say neat, but I said it anyway because I’m a huge loser.

Linhardt: Don't beat yourself up, it's ok everyone gets nervous. Remember what happened when Byleth confessed to me?

Caspar: Didn't you thank him?

Linhardt, looking into the distance: I thanked him.

#fire emblem three houses incorrect quotes #caspar von bergliez #linhardt von hevring #hilda x caspar #interhouse mingling #source: unknown #warphase

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Marianne: I need more serotonin...

Ferdinand: *stands up*

Ferdinand: *sits back down*

Ferdinand: I forgot what serotonin was for a moment and I was about to go get you some.

#fire emblem three houses incorrect quotes #marianne von edmund #ferdinand von aegir #ferdinand x marianne #interhouse mingling #warphase #source: tumblr #akjfksd he a little confused but he got the spirit #could also work with raph but these two need more content imo aksk

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Dorothea: Sylvain's been gone for awhile, do you think somethings happened to him?

Felix: No, but I do think he happened to someone.

#fire emblem three houses incorrect quotes #dorothea arnault #felix hugo fraldarius #sylvain jose gautier #interhouse mingling #eitherphase

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Sylvain, admiring Dorothea from afar: She could end my life anyday and I'd thank her.

Felix, sick of hearing this: We'd thank her to.

#fire emblem three houses incorrect quotes #sylvain jose gautier #felix hugo fraldarius #dorothea arnault #sylvain x dorothea #interhouse mingling #warphase #source: unknown

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Claude: Teach! In five years I guarantee I'll be your second husband!

Beres: What happened to my first?

Claude: Nothing anyone can prove.

#fire emblem three houses incorrect quotes #claude von riegan #fbyleth #byleth eisner #claudeleth #bylaude #golden deer #schoolphase #source: icarly #thank u for telling me the source 💜

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Felix: The short answer is no. The long answer is Fuck No.

#fire emblem three houses incorrect quotes #felix hugo fraldarius #blue lions #either phase #source: unknown

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Flayn: Brother? Professor? If humans can see water but can't see air...

Seteth: Yes?

Flayn: Does that mean fish can see air but can't see water?

Seteth: ...

Byleth: ...

Flayn: ...

Byleth: fuck

#fire emblem three houses incorrect quotes #fe flayn #fe seteth #byleth eisner #mbyleth #school faculty #source: unknown

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Hilda: There was a bunny in the market today, eating all the flowers

Raphael: haha u go lil bun, fight the power!

Marianne: Live the dream, small friend...

Felix: A criminal.

#fire emblem three houses incorrect quotes #hilda valentine goneril #raphael kirsten #marianne von edmund #felix hugo fraldarius #interhouse mingling #schoolphase #source: unknown

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Solon: So what's our evil plan for today?

Thales: We're going to go to a Starbucks and start deciding what we want when we get to the fucking cashier!

Kronya: Afterwards, I'll send mine back for almond milk!

Thales: Don't be an ass.

#thales #solon #kronya #source: brandon rogers #submission

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Claude: She's so immature sometimes.

Claude: Remember how excited she got when she figured out she could drink two milkshakes at once with a straw?

Lysithea, running in holding three glasses of milkshakes: Professor you're not gonna believe this!

#fire emblem three houses incorrect quotes #claude von riegan #lysithea von ordelia #golden deer #schoolphase #source: unknown #Let Lysithea be a kid claude GEEZ #edited a little

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Dimitri: *Comes up behind Edelgard and fires a gun at the ceiling*

Edelgard: *falls over in shock*

Edelgard: THIS IS WHY MOM DIDN'T FUCKING LOVE YOU

#source: youtube? #dimitri alexandre blaiddyd #edelgard von hresvelg #submission #the source is actually #source: vine #oops forgot to correct it before the queue posted it

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Lorenz: This christmas season instead of gifts I'm giving everyone my opinion.

Lorenz: Get excited :)

#fire emblem three houses incorrect quotes #lorenz hellman gloucester #golden deer #warphase #source: unknown #i know they dont have christmas in fodlan but like this quote was to lorenz to not do