Princess on an ac unit
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it's like i am literally never going to own a house or find authentic love or escape the clutches of late stage capitalism so really what am i living for
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Princess in a box
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shout out to shen qingqiu for being the most controversial mxtx lead despite also being the only one who isn't a serial killer.
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sometimes i get upset whenever people think i’m a teenager at work or that i’m to young to be a manager and then i remember one of my old jobs had a mop handle (not counting the mop part, just the handle itsself) that was taller then me and i stop being mad. im shorter then a mop handle.
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Pallas Athena
Imparts wisdom
Bossy, borderline dangerous attitude
Stalks you
Represented by an owl
Duolingo
Imparts wisdom
Bossy, borderline dangerous attitude
Stalks you
Represented by an owl
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Reading the Epic of Gilgamesh and if I've learned anything it's that tragic gay lovers go back to the dawn of time
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Days are just days because if thay were good Enkidu would be alive
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"Unfortunately, it's easy for God to go mad."
"At least when God judged the common people, good and evil were His basis for doing so."
"A person's wavering starts from the first time their heart softens."
-'Little Mushroom: Judgment Day', Shisi
Some of my favorite quotes from the book.
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someone needs to study why L shaped nose studs just fall out of noses on their own but when you try to take it out, you end up battling with it for 20 minutes and your nose aches afterwards.
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A clay model shows a couple kissing,
The work is dated approximately 1800 BCE, originating from Mesopotamia.
© The Trustees of the British Museum,
Image courtesy Troels Pank Arbøll
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陌上花开,可缓缓归矣
"The flowers are blooming beside the path, and you will gradually return home" - Qian Liu, King of Wuyue
While his wife was away visiting her family, the King looked upon flowers blooming besides a grassy path and couldn't help but think of his wife.
He would write a letter to her containing only the nine characters above. He was not known for his writing skills but this letter was considered more elegant then many of the literi.
The story would later be adapted into the folk love song "Moshanghua"
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闺房之乐,有甚于画眉者
“Marital intimacy contains even more than painting eyebrows.” -Zhang Chang to Emperor Xuan of Han when he was reported for ‘improper male conduct’ after helping his wife paint her eyebrows.
Zhang Chang's wife had been scarred in childhood and he made a practice of helping her paint her eyebrows to hide the scars.
Zhang Chang essentially was telling the Emperor he had no business telling a man how to express love and affection towards his wife.
Emperor Xuan was deeply touched by Zhang Chang's love for his wife and allowed him to continue.
The idiom "Zhang Chang traces eyebrows (张敞画眉)" would become synonymous with marital love and affectionate couples.
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ancient sumerian little girl kicking her legs up in her bedroom imprinting images of gilgamesh and enkidu kissing on her cuneiform clay tablet and then taking it to her mom to bake and preserve it
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If you remember my love in your prayers as strongly as I adore you, I shall hardly be forgotten, for I am yours. Henry R forever
-Henry VIII to Anne Boleyn.
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