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I refuse to believe that Oliver has never once called Colborne "dad".

Just like how James has definitely said it to Fredrick.

#when they finally get healthy father figures #the true found family #is the cop who arrested us along the way #Alexander refers to Colborne as Oliver's mom #I don't make the rules #if we were villains #iwwv #m.l. rio #james farrow #oliver marks #joseph colborne

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I love this woman

#HER LOCATION IS ILLINOIS #she hurts me every single day #i would die and kill for her #i love her so much #if we were villains #iwwv #m.l. rio

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Incorrect Quotes

Wren: "Oh! We're like a big happy family! And I'm the dad! And Pip's the mom-"

Filippa: "Why am I the mom? What gender roles are we pushing here?"

James: "I know they're probably thinking I'm like the son, but I'm not. I'll be the gay, emo cousin."

Alexander: "I will be the son! The hotshot! Whose only dream...is to be a star."

Oliver: "I feel like I'd be a fresh out of jail uncle."

Meredith: "And I'm the sassy aunt. Who talks shit about everyone."

Source: Sanders Sides

#if we were villains #iwwv #m.l. rio #james farrow #oliver marks #meredith dardenne #filippa kosta #wren stirling #alexander vass #iwwv incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #source: sanders sides

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First post in months-

It just hit me that James Farrow has a physical grave somewhere probably in California.

Have fun with that information, angsty fanfic writers

#iwwv #if we were villains #james farrow #m. l. rio

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Raine pulled this move to Eda once

#how dare you #you can't mix my favorite book #with one of my favorite shows #and think you can get away with it #I'm still a wreck from the finale #you can't do this to me

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#there's definitely more #but these are my top chaos farrow moments #i love leopard james #if you couldnt tell #but also his dark humor #chefs kiss #he's just perfect #i don't care he's a murderer #iwwv #if we were villains #m. l. rio #iwwv quotes

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I'm gonna make so many of these

#why are we limited to only ten options #james is too gay for just ten scenes #i love them so much #if we were villains #iwwv #m.l. rio #james farrow #oliver marks #jamesoliver #iwwv quotes

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It’s funny how Oliver was so MAD about giving up his last semester for his sister’s healthcare but didn’t esitate a single moment to take 10 years of prison for James.

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For pretext: I don't think James and Oliver would ever bother with getting married. They just vibe in their own little world.

HOWEVER

Think about Oliver. Eleven years after his release from prison. Eleven years after hearing of James' death.

2015. America.

Gay marriage is legal.

What do you think he thinks of hearing that news?

#i do this to myself #aaaaaaaaaaa #iwwv #if we were villains #m.l. rio #jamesoliver #james farrow #oliver marks #james x oliver

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Okay I have If we were villains characters as ugly cakes.

Enjoy.

Alexander:

Meredith:

Oliver:

James to Oliver:

Filippa after having to deal with everyone else’s shit:

Wren and James:

Alexander and the others after finding Richard:

Richard to James:

#IM CRYING #I NEEDED THIS TODAY #Filippa is me #high key

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I love If We Were Villains, and I hate it. It’s been almost two months exactly since I read it, but I can’t get it out of my head. 

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I cannot express to you how the knowledge that James blushes "to the roots of his hair" is so important to me-

#yes #i know i have problems #thank you #but he's james #he's literally perfect #if we were villains #iwwv #m.l. rio #james farrow

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If we were villains but instead of Shakespeare they are doing StarKid’s musicals.

#NOT JAMES AND OLIVER AS QUIRREL AND VOLDY #STOP #I LOVE THIS IMAGE #iwwv #if we were villains #m.l. rio

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I kin Oliver Marks because i'm also infatuated with James Farrow beyond belief.

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"I'm starting to read If We Were Villains-"

Nah, put the book down. It's for your own good.

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That last fucking line-

You're so right omg

okay I'm literally at page 218 of 'if we were villains' and can't take this anymore, I don't get if oliver is just dumb or what.

YOU'RE BEST FRIEND JUST KISSED A GIRL AND AND YOUR STOMACH HURTS FROM JEALOUSY???

this boy is not only dumb but BLIND, for all the fucking book so far he was always like "yea I really like meredith, but if someone ever try to get near my james I'll beat them to death, no one is allowed to touch or look at him." WHY DON'T YOU ASK YOURSELF SOME QUESTIONS DEAR OLIVER..

the closet is a window but he lives in a house without light.

#he is an idiot #but we still love him #james honestly isn't much better #they're both idiots #idiots to lovers #iwwv #if we were villains #m.l. rio #james farrow #oliver marks #jamesoliver #james x oliver

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In the middle of reading « if we were villains » and James and Oliver CLEARLY had a thing for eachother, you cannot tell me otherwise.

Like, the scene where Oliver realizes Wren and James probably like each other and « something clenched uncomfortably in his chest » ???

The bathroom scene when Oliver tells James it wasnt a one-night stand with Meredith bc shes « not just some girl » and « a few tiny drops clung to his (James’) eyelashes, rolled down his face like tears » ?? and « suddenly we were both embarrassed » ?? and « when i stood up again we nearly bumped heads. I eased back, enormously aware of my own body and how clumsy it was. He looked wide-awake, almost alarmed. I felt my own face going hot. » ??????

Like bro, thats a weird way of being best friends