gina-emilia28

[gina-emilia28]

Louis: I think I got your lunch. *holds up a note that says 'I'm very proud of you! Love you, Liam. <3'*

Zayn: Yeah I do thought this wasn't meant for me. *holds up a note that says 'Be good! For the Love of God! Be good!'*

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #incorrect 1d #niall horan #zayn malik #liam payne

[gina-emilia28]

Harry: Why did the chicken cross the road?

Louis: Why?

Harry: To get to the idiot's house.

Harry: Knock knock

Louis: Who's there?

Harry: The chicken.

Louis:

Harry:

Louis: I'm not going to punch you in the face on one condition

Harry:... Yeah?

Louis: Go and tell that joke to Liam.

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #incorrect 1d #niall horan #zayn malik #liam payne

[gina-emilia28]

Liam: I am in charge for this disaster.

Niall: I have a name you know.

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #incorrect 1d #niall horan #zayn malik #liam payne

[gina-emilia28]

Harry: So for our wedding I want-...

Louis: Wait! What wedding? Were not even engaged.

Harry: Oh that was what I forgot yesterday!

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #incorrect 1d #niall horan #zayn malik #liam payne #larry stylinson

[gina-emilia28]

Niall: Did you ever feel like being watched?

Zayn: All the time. When you look this good, you get used to it.

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #incorrect 1d #niall horan #zayn malik #liam payne

[gina-emilia28]

Liam: Niall said a bad word today.

Louis: Where the FUCK thit he learned that!?

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #incorrect 1d #niall horan #zayn malik #liam payne

[gina-emilia28]

Hary: Small creatures are way more vicious. It's because they're anger has less space to be bottled up in.

Liam: Ridiculous! Name one example.

Harry: Spiders.

Harry: Scorpions.

Harry: Louis.

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #incorrect 1d #niall horan #zayn malik #liam payne

[gina-emilia28]

Liam to Louis: If Karma doesn't hit you I will!

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #incorrect 1d #niall horan #zayn malik #liam payne

[gina-emilia28]

Niall: I have bad news...

Louis: Harry cheated on me.

Niall: Oh... Then I have good news.

Louis: What?

Niall: I hit Harry with my car.

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #incorrect 1d #niall horan #zayn malik #liam payne

[gina-emilia28]

Niall: Zayn won't wake up... What should I do?

Louis: Did you tried kicking him?

Niall: Yes.

Louis: I'm out of ideas.

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #incorrect 1d #niall horan #zayn malik #liam payne

[gina-emilia28]

Louis: What do you think of me?

Harry: I'm torn between "fuck you" and "I'd fuck you", it's hard to say

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #incorrect 1d #niall horan #zayn malik #liam payne

[gina-emilia28]

Zayn: You have to apologize to Liam, Louis

Louis: Fineeee

Louis: *screams, not even locking at Liam* Unfuck you or whatever.

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #incorrect 1d #niall horan #zayn malik #liam payne

[gina-emilia28]

Louis: *walking in on a band meeting* Sorry I'm late... I was... doing things.

*sounds of running footsteps progressively getting louder*

Liam: *out of breath* HE PUSHED ME DOWN THE FUCKIN' STAIRS.

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #incorrect 1d #niall horan #zayn malik #liam payne

[gina-emilia28]

Niall: How do you ask someone out?

Harry: Well, first you-

Louis: Don't ask him. He asked me out in a McDonald's bathroom.

Niall: ...And you said yes?

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #incorrect 1d #niall horan #zayn malik #liam payne

[gina-emilia28]

Zayn: The floor is lava!

Harry: *helps Niall onto the couch*

Louis: *kicks Liam on the floor*

Liam: Why me?!

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #incorrect 1d #niall horan #zayn malik #liam payne

[gina-emilia28]

Louis: What would you guys do if I was kidnapped?

Liam: Nothing. We'd wait for 15 minutes when they'd give you back voluntarily.

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #incorrect 1d #niall horan #zayn malik #liam payne

[gina-emilia28]

Zayn: I relate to Belle because she loves books and likes people for who they are!

Louis: I relate to Tinkerbell because she needs attention or she dies.

#harry styles #louis tomlinson #one direction #incorrect 1d #niall horan #zayn malik #liam payne