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okay but when the team actually starts calling the reader and aaron mom and dad behind their backs and one day someone lets it slip out in front of them??

i just… aaron’s reaction?????

the parentals

i love this dynamic SO MUCH cw; fem!bau!reader, established relationship, fluff <3

as you and aaron entered the bullpen, you were both quick to notice the others huddled around spencer's desk, surely for a new session of physics magic.

a smile immediately twitched at aaron's lips, tossing you a mischievous look. as long as it didn't make a mess, or a disruption - per his and reid's previous discussions - he really didn't mind the recurring demonstrations.

but would he ever miss an opportunity to get the blood rushing in this scenario - never.

"be nice." you teased, laughing softly under your breath as you followed him over.

"i'm always nice." aaron playfully insisted, those brown eyes flickering in that way that just melted your heart. "what do you mean?"

"better be careful," emily's warning came into earshot as you neared, completely oblivious to the two of you - the timing just perfect. "or else dad's gonna ground you."

aaron's expression quirked at the title, his eyebrows lightly furrowing.

"oh please," spencer said, his fingers making quick work of whatever the experiment happened to be. "he's too busy with mom-"

jj's eyes happened to lift right at mom, made direct eye contact with you, and immediately choked back a laugh. some horror timidly filled her eyes, and she didn't cover up her sound too adequately. it caused the others to instantly look up too, and freeze.

"busted." jj mumbled, her gaze finding the ground.

aaron's smile resurfaced, crossing his arms. his tone was playful, yet confused and utterly amused nonetheless. "dad?"

spencer flushed. "uh..."

"oh c'mon. cut the crap." emily interrupted with an eye roll, looking between the two of you. "like it's not shocking at this point. just look at what the two of you were about to do, lecture us-"

"hey no," with a laugh you cut in, arching an eyebrow. "i don't lecture."

"exactly. he does," emily crossed her arms also with a smitten smirk - her point thoroughly exhibited. "you're the flexible one. see, mom and dad."

"i always thought rossi was dad." aaron expressed openly, a small chuckle shaking through his chest.

"no, you were always dad," jj shook her head, "rossi was mom, until," once again, her eyes found yours, smiling softly this time. "until someone else came around, and took on the role wholeheartedly."

you grinned, exchanging a quick, loving glance with aaron. "what's dave now, then?"

"old."

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penelope is a menace to society and i love her

*Emily reading some buzz feed article about "former goths"*

Emily: *mumbling indistinctly about how stupid it is that they think tight lining white instead of black still means you're goth, just undercover*

*Garcia somewhere snickering about putting the link to the article on Emily's browser homepage*

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I might’ve been born in 2001, and Lisa Ann Walter might’ve been born in 1963, but I am in love with her. My toxic trait is thinking she would be in love with me, too.

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I bet mike chang was so fuming when he found out the new directions did footloose in season 4 i think it was bc that boy loved those movies sm

#glee #new directions #mike chang #glee x reader

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QUINN FABRAY + lesbian flag @lgbtqcreators creators bingo: lgbtq headcanon

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i love claire holt sm y’all

#claire holt #the originals #the vampire diaries #legacies cw #rebekah mikaelson #rebekah mikaelson x reader #the originals x reader #the mikaelsons #mikaelson family x reader

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MISS LISA ANN WALTER, GOOD GOD!!!!

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#abbott crackheadentary

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YALL REMEMBER SOAP2DAY

#abbott elementary #abbott elementary x reader #melissa schemmenti x reader #melissa schemmenti #ava coleman #barbara howard #gregory eddie #janine teagues

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I just want 5 minutes to cry at work cos i need to and all i keep getting is ‘is this done?’ #gonna have a mental breakdown

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does anyone imagine Sophia from Golden Girls as Mel's nonna? bcs I do... they've both got that Sicilian spunk

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lisa ann walter knows i exist…

#lisa ann walter #melissa schemmenti #abbott elementary

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YALL HEARD THAT MGG IS APPARENTLY COMING BACK?!

#criminal minds #matthew grey gubler #spencer reid #criminal minds x reader #spencer reid x reader

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YALL I WOKE UP AND HAD A DM REPLY FROM MS LISA ANN WALTER 😧😧😧😧😧

#lisa ann walter #melissa schemmenti #melissa schemmenti x reader #abbott elementary #abbott elementary x reader

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It’s happening!!!!!

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MR ROBBIE ARNETT CAN U FIGHT?!?! I WANNA FIGHT!!!

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Genuinely thinking of the moment where Ava is “new Ava” and she drops all of her antics - harassing Gregory (genuinely a good change), not preparing, not following rules, etc - but doesn’t stop teasing or honestly going out of her way to turn down and insult Janine and sometimes even tries to make a point that Janine’s ideas won’t work.

Supports my theory that in order to push Janine away, she has to consistently insult her and belittle her like a closeted middle schooler with a lil gay crush.

(And let’s not forget that Janine knew immediately that “Back that Azz Up” would cure Ava.)