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fetishizing that old man’s self destructive tendencies

#btw

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what in tark nation!

#sw #wilhuff tarkin

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me 2021-2022: 8 ibuprofen, a half gallon of iced coffee, and chugging enough benadryl to make my eyes go glossy make a beautiful breakfast meal

my guardian angel (then taking on the form of wilhuff tarkin star wars to try to get me to listen to Him): do we think maybe a vegetable would make your battle station more fully operational.

#sober now ! #fav

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are we ready to talk about this yet.

#sw #tk 421 #lenny kravitz #music #Spotify

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Me trying to explain all the reasons my obscure fav is actually super interesting, complex, and nuanced to the majority of fans who think they’re a boring side character

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couple’s t-shirt idea

#vadarkin #both ways

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what kind of hell world do we live in in which there is not an abundance of visual porn of tarkin.

#i'm soo sorry baby girl that u are a main villain in one of the most popular things in the entire history of human #civilization and Yet. so little visual porn. where have all the good men gone and where are all the g-ds. #even fanfic is hard to come by. *rattles my cage* i can't make it all myself g-ddamnit!!!!!!!!!!!!! #i've tried everywherrree.......... where is the old man vagina where is it??????????? #do you have tarkin porn have you made tarkin porn will you make tarkin porn when are you going to make tarkin porn. #nsfw text

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*insane person voice* tarkin being into bdsm feels so implicit to his character (specifically his belief-set) that i think that somewhere along the line he began being actively coded that way.

- the wishful thinker

#sw #wilhuff tarkin #nsfw text #i know this is insane but i think it'd be great if this was true.

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Me every time I go in a fandom tag

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i'm a tarkin has an anxiety disorder truther. i would say it's a headcanon that is essential to my enjoyment of him as a character but nah. because it's literally just Canon. as hell. about as canon as it can be without having him yell it off the rooftops and having a massive sign above his head that says 'THIS MAN HAS AN ANXIETY DISORDER.' his obsessions with fear, order, repression, fight-or-flight, and survival are all evidence enough but he's also just. visibly ruffled, nervous, and fidgety most of the time. the way he is hyper-aware of his surroundings is not normal, even for someone of his standing 😭

#it's core to Him. character wise arc wise narrative wise etc. #self rb

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parallels between lost stars 'are you curious about the galaxy' scene and tbb cafeteria brawl.... both times tarkin admires the way the kids and the batch stand up for themselves and each other in the face of prejudice. it's a really interesting parallel because both times they almost definitely reminded tarkin of himself brawling in school to protect his honor as a youth.... i love it. i love how tarkin gravitates time and time again to underdogs, outliers, and underprivileged folks (even looking at the eu, there's his vouching for daala and taking her under his wing) who actively fight back against their oppressors. it's just more queer coding and i adore it.

#self rb

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'it's just like in the tarkin novel,' i say, shaking in pure, unbridled rage.

#🙏 #self rb

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x. natasi daala

chronic. i love women <3. i keep thinking about her feeling lonely and betrayed on the maw after years and years of waiting for a (unbeknownst to her) dead man to return and it's driving me insane. the guilt and anger she felt when she finally found out he didn't mean to leave her.... dear g-d. someone take me out and shoot me dead in the middle of the street.

lyrics under the cut.

real men - mitski

- real men keep cool in the face of a fire / go down with the ship / and real men don't eat / 'cause they're above that, damn it / oh, i'm gonna be a real man / though honestly, sir / all i wanna do is get naked in front of you / so you can look me up and down / and give me your love for being so good

oh no! - marina

- one track mind, one track heart / if i fail, i'll fall apart / maybe it is all a test / 'cause i feel like i'm the worst / so i always act like i'm the best

do it for her - zach callison, grace rolek, deedee magno hall

- yes, but put your whole body into it / everything you have, everything you are / you've got to give / on the battlefield / when everything is chaos / and you have nothing but the way you feel, your strategy, and a sword / you just think about the life you'll have together after the war

fear the future - st vincent

- when the war start anew / in our bed, in our room / i'll come for you / come for me too

lady grinning soul - david bowie

- and when the clothes are strewn / don't be afraid of the room / touch the fullness of her breast / feel the love of her caress / she will be your living end

he needs me - shelley duvall

- and all at once i knew / i knew at once / i knew he needed me / until the day i die / i won't know why / i knew he needed me

my favorite mistake - sheryl crow

- did you know when you go it's the perfect ending / to the bad day i was just beginning / when you go, all i know is you're my favorite mistake

o' sailor - fiona apple

- and after waiting, fighting patiently on my knees / all the other stuff tired itself out first, and not me / and in its wake, appeared the touch and call / of a different breed / one who set to get me wise, and got me there / and then, got me

over again - aziya

- defending, relenting / to the pain you brought / the villain that got away / what a typical story to preach on / how'd you sleep at night without the guilty lies / tapping into your mind? / do we have to take the load for what you can’t expose / so you can say that you tried?

all i wanted - paramore

- think of me when you're out, when you're out there / i'll beg you nice from my knees / and when the world treats you way too fairly / well, it's a shame I'm a dream

bang bang (my baby shot me down) - nancy sinatra

- now he's gone, i don't know why / and 'til this day, sometimes i cry / he didn't even say goodbye / he didn't take the time to lie

this is why - paramore

- this is why i don't leave the house / you say the coast is clear / but you won't catch me out / oh, why? this is why / better have conviction / 'cause we want crimes of passion / survival of the fittest / you're either with us or you can keep it

the news - paramore

- war / a war / a war / on the far side / on the other side of the planet / and i've got / war / a war / a war / right behind my eyes / right behind 'em just like a headache / [...] / far / i'm far / so far / from a front line / quite the opposite, I'm safe inside

the man with the child in his eyes - kate bush

- nobody knows about my man / they think he's lost on some horizon / and suddenly i find myself / listening to a man I've never known before / telling me about the sea / all his love is 'til eternity

i guess - mitski

- it's been you and me / since before i was me / without you, i don't yet know / quite how to live / if i could keep / anything of you / i would keep / just this quiet after you / it's still as a pond / i am staring into / from here, i can say / thank you / from here, i can tell you / thank you

#self rb

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trans tarkin is so canon to me that i forget that it's not like. a generally accepted or even all that popular headcanon. lol. like i know it's not 'canon' but it, by all means, should be.

i appreciate any queer rep, but i am seriously longing for more trans and nonbinary rep in sw. and i would love for tarkin to be canon confirmed. i'm content with my headcanons and his coding and all but i do hope they make him canon-canon one day.

#self rb

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x. tarkin x leia

whateva 😒😒😒

#this was so funny and for what. #self rb

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why her toing out

#self rb