#sober now !

[gideon-nathaniel-coal]

Ww...What happened yesterday

#sober now #legends of avantris #posts from the carnivale #gideon coal #the end of 4/20 in nigh

[vacantseance]

Today is a lay on the couch and die sort of day.

#I feel so sick #I really messed my body up #drugs are bad #sober now #but i'm sober #sober life #sick all the time #body just decides we’ll vomit all night #send help #I feel awful #I can’t even drink coffee #I need coffee

[demento-mori]

Kozue is fr the most underrated rgu chracter imo. She's only in like, 4 episodes, but she steals the show every second she's onscreen.

She's 13. She's bisexual. She has gifted kid burnout. She rescues baby birds and tries to kill creepy teachers. She kissed a girl in a moving car. She previously tried to kill that same girl. She has parallels with like every other character in the show. No one else is doing it like her. Legendary. Iconic even. I like to think that, post-canon, she pulled the good old staircase trick one last time on Akio before leaving. Its what she deserves.

#its kozue's world. we're just living in it #i made a similar post to this a while back but this time im sober so hopefully its actually intelligible now #kozue kaoru #rgu #revolutionary girl utena

[geminison]

i saw an angel today. he came to collect the debt

#sorry Corvo i wanted your face out again. the mask is cool af and i'll draw it one day. just not today. #I'm not fully satisfied with how it turned out. the colors are nice but the combination itself is nuclear #maybe I'll revisit it later and fix a couple of things but for now I'm done #out of sight out of mind #dishonored #daud #corvo attano #i really hope the composition is readable and doesn't look weird. i can't give it a sober opinion bc i spend too much time staring at it ha #daud looks dope though. maybe the only thing I'm sure about in this pic #tumblr PLEASE don't ruin the quality #art tag

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

been trying to sleep for hours and am still awake so I drew a dinosaur to express my feelings and right now I'm simply feeling a profound lack of orange juice.

#orange_juice_lament.png #I haven't had any cough syrup this time these are my sober lucid orange juice thoughts PLEASE I REQUIRE SOME!! #I will have it tomorrow yes #sick #ok now i will try to sleep again

[simpingnotpimping]

I miss getting this high

#sober now

[thatnununguy]

joey claire? or maybe roxy? someone very silly

New art challenge: Draw Roxy drunk while being drunk!!! Thanks for the ask btw :3

#doodle #homestuck #roxy lalonde #btw the caption is a joke please stay sober and don't drink #its not good for you #im being a bad example right now #just celebrated my aunts Bday with the fam #dont do as i say and dont say as i do #i will probably be embarrassed by this tomorrow

[chrollohearttags]

and what if I just start pairing people together who ain’t got no business being together for the fuck if it? Like why is Connie, the mall jeweler and Sukuna who works at the shoe store wind up being best friends and spitting game on (y/n). They have a contest to see who she ends up hooking up with. But she picks both. Or Chrollo and Eren being rival adult content creators who get compared to each other all the time end up both developing a crush on the new girl taking over the internet and both pine for her and ultimately take turns until she says who’s better—

#swear I’m not high #just stupid as fuck #doing all of this shit sober 24/7 #cherry chats 🍒 #s/o to the gc for that last pairing #it’s been rent free in my head for two days now sjdjdg #black reader #I don’t need to write any of these #just talking out my asshole fr

[cosmichawk]

It's that time of year again so here are xmas harbingers edits by yours truly

bonus:

#unfortunately signora passed away last xmas bc of her recklessness with the fireworks :'((((( rest in peaces queen <3 #scara was blamed for it so he is not on this party either :( #pierro looks so upset bc he knows once this is over he will be the one to clean zapolyarny palace up #maybe arle and cap will help if they're sober enough #also bc someone used party popper near him and now there is confetti in his food #pantalone looks like someone who will wear tinsel around their neck like let's be real #cap loves string lights trust me bro i'm his armor #removing pulchinella's hat and editing sandrone's robot was... fun #i don't like the one w/ arle bc unlike others it's close-up of her face #it ruins aesthetic!! #however face that arle makes is so me #feel free to use #tho i have no idea where the fuck you would use robot santa #this is my magnum opus i won't be able to create anything better than this #genshin impact #fatui harbingers #fatui #pierro #capitano #dottore #columbina #arlecchino #pulchinella #sandrone #pantalone #tartaglia #ch - shitpost

[introspectivememories]

god i know i said i was tired of making eveerything sad but just imagine timber those first few months of reconnecting and they're both drunk on tim's boat, laying on the deck staring up at the stars and bear turns over to look at tim, his eyes are sad and wet, and he reaches out to touch tim's face as if to make sure tim is really there and not an illusion and tim whispers, "bear?" and bernard smiles a little brokenly and goes, "so how long do i have you for this time?"

#tim fully sober now: what do you mean? i'm right here bear #bear still drunk: i got you for almost a whole year last time. how long before you leave this time? #bear: 2 years? 6 months? #tim sadly: you can have me forever bear #bear laughing: i don't even get you that long in my dreams #bear smiles reaching out to poke tim's face: don't worry tim! anytime you want to come back‚ i'll be right here. #god tim who's constantly leaving and bear who knows but cant help letting him comeback into his life again and again #you cannot tell me that bear went to that first date in urban legends expecting tim to stay #he went to that date expecting to get his heart broken again but he loves this boy so he goes anyway #tim who always leaves and bear who waits patiently everytime #sorry im like sobbing in the library #bear is so 'right where you left me' coded #bear who loves tim so much he'll let tim break his heart again and again #head in hands head in hands #dc #tim drake #bernard dowd #timbern #timber

[ratqu33n]

oh my god so many thoughts about the new episode

The contrast between Fabian and Riz really fucking kills me. Like Riz's mom is working herself to the bone trying to find a way to help him pay for college and has to have this hard conversation with Riz before school starts because it's just that important that he starts thinking about scholarships and jobs and stuff. In stark contrast with Fabian's mom who not only got married while he was away (presumably without telling him), but also left immediately all whilst giving him exponentially more things to deal with in her absence. Like I know it's funny that Fabian apparently doesn't even know where glasses are in his own home but it's kind of really sad to me. This guy is eighteen years old and doesn't know how to do anything for himself. He has to start applying for colleges soon and has to learn how to feed himself and be a person and all these basic things all at the same time. The whole theme of the season seems to be just exhaustion so far but Fabian's whole family life just makes me really tired for him.

#fabian seacaster #fantasy high #dimension 20 #ramblings #im projecting but thats nothing new #I'm coming out rn as a hallariel seacaster hater #fabians home life is like not great imo #my man was kinda lowkey neglected!!! #like having to deal with your newly sober mom still not paying any attention to you #and her boyfriend/husband you kind of hate #and now your new school year is coming up and you're going to be alone all year #so fucked up for him #fantasy high spoilers

[puppyeared]

mascot

#this isnt vent dw!!! i dont smoke either i was just kinda going for some sort of vibe #i know its usually played for laughs or like. dark humor whenever ppl draw mascots without their heads and u can see the actor #but i always found it fascinating and a little sobering. ever since i was a kid ive always been hyperaware of ppl in costumes #like. even if i tried to block it out id be thinking the whole time 'its not real. theres a person in that suit who gets paid to do this' #it used to be an uncomfortable nagging feeling but now its like. oh yeah theres someone with a whole life story doing this. idk #i think when i tell ppl im not conscious of my body its like. im not dysphoric or experience dissociation but. at the same time #it feels like my physical body doesnt fully outwardly represent me..?? like some sort of costume #i like to phrase it as being a giant hairless mecha and inside theres a very tiny puppy piloting the damn thing #and the other thing is. when i draw my sona i dont really see it as what i /wish/ i looked like or how i want people to see me #its like being in a costume and just. fucking around with some sort of barrier between myself and others #plus mascots arent allowed to talk and i dont really. engage with other ppl in public spaces that it kinda feels like ad lib #i share a lot abt my life but ironically im also a private person..... i guess it just gives me some sort of control over my identity #my art #myart #my oc #sona #mascot #furry #??? is this furry art???? #twinkle #puppysona #edit: had to outline it bc i just realized it looks really weird on dark mode -_-

[ride-a-dromedary]

[I thought you might care to have a drink with me.]

#BG3 Musing #Halsin #Halsin Posting #alcohol tw #finally snagged this companion banter in game - love comparing what halsin initially says to you vs what he starts revealing #if you listen and pay attention to him #halsin sweetheart that is a really eloquent way of saying i started drowning myself in alcohol #to cope with the trauma and pain the aftermath of that war caused me lol #now of course at the end he seems to be all on board to drink - because you know VERY special occasion - #but like...this is a former alcoholic who is currently sober speaking #i think halsin avoids taverns because a. he's a recovering alcoholic and b. he gets punched by drunks looking for a fight #so like it's all around a not good time for him

[0xeyedaisy]

Have you ever drawn stp the stranger? I would looove to see them smile :)

I drew the Demo version of them once, but not the current one! Till now

#body horror #monart #monasks #Back to doing requests! Am sober now btw

[commander-hill]

au where Jeff Junior is happy healthy and alive and has a big fucked up family

#this is a coping mechanism for me now #also laura lee is the sober aunt and the only one actually good at babysitting #incorrect yellowjackets #shauna shipman #taissa turner #misty quigley #natalie scatorccio #van palmer #travis martinez #lottie matthews #jackie taylor #mari yellowjackets #yellowjackets

[dxckgrxsonx]

Distracted

Pairing - Jason Todd X (F) Reader Words - 1.1K Warnings - SMUT 18+ - Graphic Sexual Content - Oral M!Receiving - Swearing. Notes - I’m in a mood. I’m a little drunk. This hasn’t been edited so if you see any mistakes shush, they’re totally not there. Also, I love you 💕

MASTERLIST

**

You don’t know how he does it.

How he can make you twist your fingers around the sharpened edge of distracted. Sink neck deep into something desperate, something hungry.

You would have thought that you’d get this way from seeing him in action, from watching him use all his perfect strength and intellect to protect those who need it.

But for fucks sake, he’s sat on the sofa reading, and you want to sink your teeth into his jugular and never let go.

**

His legs are propped up on the coffee table, feet crossed at the ankle.

Jason holds his book with one hand, careful to rest it in such a way that he can flip the page with his thumb. His other hand absentmindedly plays with your hair, silently switching from twirling the strands around his fingers, to scratching soothingly at your scalp. The sensation has your eyes rolling into the back of your skull, goosebumps prickling up your arms.

Nimble fingers hook into the elastic waistband of his grey sweatpants and Jason quickly stops playing with your hair.

“What are you up to, baby?” He asks, there’s an accusatory note lacing his words and you fight to keep the self satisfied smirk from your face, even though you know he can’t see it.

“Shh, go back to reading your book, Jay.” You answer, voice thick, heated. “I jus’ want to take care of you, that’s all.”

He hums in response, clearly not fully convinced–you don’t exactly blame him. You know that he’s clever enough to catch on the slight hints you throw him, subconsciously or otherwise. This has happened before, except usually, you are the one on the receiving end of his wickedly talented mouth.

Tugging at the soft fabric Jason lifts his hips, allowing you to pull it down far enough to free his half hard length.

He’s not wearing any boxers and you feel your pussy getting wet.

Quickly taking the tip between your lips you suckle gently and dip your tongue into his sticky pink slit. The noise that leaves Jason’s throat is stuck halfway between a moan and a hiss, you can’t see him, but you know he’s biting his lip, eyes fluttering closed when your hand curls around the base of his thick girth.

You feel him twitch against your tongue, cock fattening up between your spit slick lips. The taste of him has you moaning, has you thinking you’re drunk, tipped over the edge of rational thought and falling fast into hungry arousal.

If you could, you’d swallow him whole.

Coming free with a wet pop you lick a firm stripe from base to tip and swirl your tongue around the fat, flushed head of his pretty cock.

“Read your book, baby.” You encourage, spitting on the tip and letting your drool slide down his length. Giving him a firm pump with your hand you revel in the soft gasp that slips out from between his teeth. “C’mon, Jay. Y’wanted to read, didn’t you?”

His reply is a garbled moan of your name, voice lost in his heaving chest when you take him into your mouth again and start bobbing your head, hand quickly pumping what you can’t make fit.

Under your hand Jason’s hips flex and you press against him firmly, shoving him back into place so you can continue sucking him off. Above you he groans, thighs tensing like he’s holding himself back from stuffing the entirety of his thick cock into your hot, wet mouth.

“Can’t exactly concentrate on reading when you’ve got my dick in your mouth, sweetheart.” He finally grits out, one hand sweeping your hair away from your face and the other still holding tightly onto his book.

Pulling off his cock again you press soft kisses down his throbbing length, tongue coming out to press against the thick vein running up the underside.

The elastic of his sweatpants sits snug under his full balls and you can’t fight the urge to lick and suck at them until he’s gasping and whining, hips trying relentlessly to shove up against your mouth for more pressure.

Swallowing his cock your lips split wide around his girth, jaw aching with the strain. You try to fit him all in your mouth but you can’t, he’s too big, too thick. The tip touches the back of your throat and you gag, spit leaking from the corners of your mouth.

Jason’s hand rests heavy on the back of your head, “C’mon, baby. Y’can take me all in that pretty mouth of yours, can’t you?” Trying again you sink down and your drool rolls down his flushed balls, soaking the soft fabric of his sweatpants. “You’re so messy, sweetheart. M’gonna have to change once you’re done.”

Pulling back slightly you settle into an easy rhythm, hand stroking what you can’t make fit in your mouth. Jason’s hips kick up to match your pace, soft little moans and groans escaping his lips when you suck at his cock and twist your wrist.

Settling with just his fat, weeping tip in your mouth you roll your tongue over the sensitive head and give a pleased hum when Jason jolts, throwing his head back, fingers making a tight fist in your hair. Licking into the sticky slit you moan when the heavy taste of him fills your mouth.

“M’gonna come if you keep doing that.”

Good.

Dropping your hand you play with his heavy balls, tugging and rolling them in your palm. Above you, Jason calls your name, voice almost breathless, in the back of your head, you think this is what he would sound like if he was drunk.

His thighs shake under you and you feel his balls pull up tight just before he comes.

The taste of him floods your mouth as his length twitches and throbs in your mouth, cock pumping out rope after rope of his sticky come. Suckling softly at the tip you swallow everything he gives you. Pushing against his hip as he continuously rocks steadily into your mouth you guide him down, cock softening against your tongue.

Tucking him back into his sweatpants you wipe your mouth with the back of your hand.

“Go back to reading your book, baby.” You smile, finally looking up to find Jason’s flushed cheeks. “Was just in the mood to suck you off, m’done now.”

Choking on a tired laugh Jason pats your head. “You’re something else, sweetheart.” 

Without a word, he goes back to playing mindlessly with your hair and thumbing through the pages of his book. If it wasn’t for the sweat beading on his forehead, or the flush high on his cheeks, you wouldn’t know you’d had his cock in your mouth moments ago.

Suddenly throwing his book onto the coffee table with a bang Jason twists until you’re flat on your back.

“My turn,” He grins, “I’m in the mood to eat your pretty little pussy, I bet sucking me off got you all wet and sticky, huh? Lemme take care of you.”

**

#jason todd x reader #jason todd x reader smut #jason todd smut drabble #jason todd smut #ella writes #the only one distracted here is me #i feel like this is kinda bad #but ive had the alcohols and i dont care right now #this is a problem for sober me #i wanna give jason head so bad #uhughurhguergergerg