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[halfelven]

I love writing fanfiction in English and using cute pet names like "love" or "dear" or "darling" because there's just so many nice terms of endearment and I'm German. There is like, one German pet name that's actually cute and the rest you can come up with is the equivalent of walking into the office in an ahegao hoodie on a Monday morning and announcing to all your colleagues that your partner names your body parts after beloved Disney characters. I'm convinced that when you're German and you die and go to the 9th circle of hell, Satan personally hands you a "welcome home loser" leaflet that starts not with your name but with "Dear Knuddelbär" to make it abundantly clear just what kind of place you walked into and that you're never getting out. When I was 15 I had a boyfriend who called me Schnucki once and I had such a visceral reaction of discomfort that I could not take that person seriously from that day forward and broke up with him a week after. Back in my early days of fandom in the year of our lord 2013 someone in the Blue Exorcist fandom asked me "oh what are some cute German things you can call your partner, I tried googling but I don't know which of these I should use" and for a moment I wanted to delete this person's entire search history, unplug their wifi router and do a cleansing ritual for our poor mortal souls but eventually settled for "call them Schatz and roll with this throughout the entire work. Alternatively, use something in English."

#language

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I have been listening to the Hobbit audiobook while working. Bad idea. I didn't work, I drew Bilbo and his fancy home ♥

#tolkien #the hobbit

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a small child came into the café today and asked to buy a chocolate truffle. he tapped a credit card on the reader and it did not go through, mainly because it was not a credit card but in fact a junior cinema pass. i gently explained he couldn't use that to buy things in shops and he looked so gutted that i was like "...but just this once you can have it for free, don't tell my boss though" he said thank you and walked out with his truffle and as he went i heard him chuckling to himself and saying "yes..... yes!!!!!" like the sickos comic

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foxes are so special to me and i always see foxes. i see foxes so much that people who never see foxes see foxes when they’re with me

#i had a 31 hr trip #awake for 48 hrs #cause i can’t sleep when in public #but saw two foxes #txt #personali

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the most important question you can ask yourself when designing a magic system in fiction is "wouldn't it be fucked up if this happened"

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#:( #lord of the rings #tolkien

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Haven`t drawn too much because i was away so here are some older Lotr paintings from my sketckbook, plus a Thorin pencil sketch

#tolkien #the hobbit #lord of the rings

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we’re pretty and sick

we’re young and we’re bored

#sorry

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Am I getting a good grade in tumblr mutual?

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do it for her

but how can this world be a terrible place entirely devoid of love or meaning when there’s ellie bellie little girl

#baby puppy

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but how can this world be a terrible place entirely devoid of love or meaning when there’s ellie bellie little girl

#txt

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at the core of my being i'm a girl that loves sitting on the balcony

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Italian Villa in Moonlight (Georg Emil Libert, 1868)

#art

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a pastry is more than a snack or little treat it is medicinal. it’s a vitamin

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almost salted the boiling water im using to sterilize my dildo

#me with my menstrual cup

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man this year is gonna be the year i either die or become someone else i dont know which one maybe both