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[hekateinhell]

no listen it ruined my whole day when I realized Armand never tasted a tomato

Lestat, having eaten spaghetti sauce while in a living body, is one of the only main Vampire Chronicles characters who has eaten a tomato

#this is the real issue in our fandom #vc

[hekateinhell]

someone in the anne rice vampire chronicles fandom: there better not be any fucking anne rice in here.

#be for fucking real #fandom wank

[hekateinhell]

armand according to louis: sexy professor with a knife and handcuffs on his belt

armand according to claudia: mob boss sending you bullets in the mail

armand according to daniel: if the predator from predator was a manic pixie dream girl

armand according to lestat: screaming baby clinging to your leg but his eyes are completely black

#PLS LMFAO #screaming black eyed baby and cinderella at the ball #the duality of man #vc

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The poll idea via @sillylotrpolls, thank you for the inspiration!

I will say that only their first name counts, and you have to be able to recall it at least somehow similar to the canonical spelling. Unnamed characters don't count. If a character has multiple names, only one counts. If two characters have the same name, differentiate which one you mean. Please. Include all characters from all works I'd love to see what we all come up with! If anyone actually gives this a try before voting I will owe you any favor! *edit: duplicates are fine, and you don't have to stop or anything if you write one, they just don't count.

the roman daddy will fuck you if you do this i swear

#what if i don't want him to fuck me though 🤧 #made it to 86 which is amazing since it feels like my brain #blanks out anything #since it feels like my brain blanks out anything beyond five characters

[hekateinhell]

(Prince Lestat) Study in sepia and ocher

#omg look at his clothes what a fashion barbie!!!! #and the devil horns on his shadow im dying!!!!! #lestat de lioncourt #fave #vc

[hekateinhell]

Can you please show me Darcy Destroyer of Bedding? Thx

Darcy, Destroyer of Bedding:

He's my Lescat. ♥️

#hekate.txt #darcy.txt

[hekateinhell]

#prev -> #you can literally just say his name it's armand

[hekateinhell]

my carrd!

hiiiii

#‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️

[hekateinhell]

“I can make him better” “I can make him worse” I can have him gripping the sheets and arching his back

#prev -> #darcy #darcy is my cat btw #and i just had to buy new sheets yesterday because he scratched a hole right in the middle

[hekateinhell]

this waiting for him when he staggered in drunk into the bathroom:

what are the odds that daniel stayed at a hotel that folds towels into swans and leaves them on your bed, and armand saw them and got obsessed

and so for weeks after daniel would wake up in their apartment with every towel in the place staring at him like

#it's a platypus btw #i think #armand/daniel

[hekateinhell]

Friendly reminder to not punish yourself for creating. 

#oh wow ow. #this hurt me personally

[hekateinhell]

Just one more week to go until we kick off MerMay VC! Are you excited to meet all our fishy friends? 👀🐙🐬🪼🫧

It's easy to add your work to our ao3 collection! When you're looking at the settings for your fic/art, below the tags and title (preface) sections, there's Associations and you're going to see Post to Collections/Challenges. Type in "mermayvc" (no quotation marks needed) and there we are:

Select that and you should be set! It's a moderated collection which means that once you post, it will have to be approved by a moderator before it appears as part of our collection.

This does not impact visibility on ao3, your work will appear on ao3 regardless of whether or not it's waiting to be approved! Approval will just link it to our collection, no more no less. 🩵

Prompt list and event guidelines for easy reference here!

𝖂𝖊 𝖈𝖆𝖓'𝖙 𝖜𝖆𝖎𝖙 𝖙𝖔 𝖘𝖊𝖊 𝖆𝖑𝖑 𝖞𝖔𝖚𝖗 𝖎𝖓𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖉𝖎𝖇𝖑𝖊 𝖈𝖗𝖊𝖆𝖙𝖎𝖔𝖓𝖘 𝖘𝖔𝖔𝖓! 🐠

#mermay ao3 stuff!!! #mermay vc

[hekateinhell]

#prev -> #the amount of vc ships i'm tempted to bring into this........ #ashley YOU KNOW this is loustat and armand is the marriage counselor 🤧

[hekateinhell]

#cats

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what if i just left this here without tags

#prev -> #see this is how i see lestat #i'm so glad you get me!!!

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“I’m Armand,” he said as he leaned forward and extended a hand, “I couldn’t help but notice you’re alone here.” “Daniel,” the interviewer said, accepting Armand’s handshake. “Do you offer to buy lonely guys drinks often?” he inquired. “I do if I think they’re interesting,” Armand stated as he adjusted his halo, brushing a few russet locks behind his ear. “Am I interesting, then?” Stupid question, Daniel, he just offered to buy you a drink. (Daniel meets someone new at a Halloween party. Human AU.)

read @ AO3 (Explicit, 2,124 words)

#yessssssssssss FRESH FOOD IN THE AU TAG #THE UNIVERSE REALLY DECIDED TO FEED ME ALL MY FAVORITE TROPES TODAY GOD BLESS #armand/daniel #vc fic

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Words: 10k Rating: Explicit Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Armand/Lestat de Lioncourt Characters: Armand, Lestat de Lioncourt Additional Tags: Armand's Unethical Dentistry, canon-compliant smut, Medical Kink, Blood Sharing Summary:

“Stay still.” Armand snaps the second Lestat’s claws begin to scratch at the vinyl arm rests. Does it hurt?

No. Yes. No. I don’t know. Lestat’s thoughts are scrambling as his breath becomes quicker, in and out of his nose like a panting dog.

“Does it hurt, or is it just sensitive, Lestat?” Armand asks the question out loud, and only then does Lestat realize he cannot hear him over the rasping, labored breaths heaving from his chest.

I do not like to repeat myself. Does it hurt, or is it just sensitive?

It’s sensitive! He throws the words into Armand’s mind like a high-pitched whine.

“Alright.” Armand nods. “Tell me when it hurts, then.”

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#OH MY GOD OH MY GOD OH MY GODDDDDDDDDDDDDDD #I CAN'T BELIEVE THIS FIC DROPS AND I'M IN AN UBER I NEED MY LAPTOP I NEED CANDLES I NEED THE NEXT 2-3 DAYS OFF #I'M SO EXCITED ASHLEYYYYYYYYYY YOU DID IT BABE!!!!!!! #everyone go read this right now and you better leave my girl some love in the comments 🥹♥️ #armand/lestat #vc fic #fic rec