“WE CONSTANTLY FLIRT EVERY TIME WE MEET BUT IT’S NEVER GONE ANYWHERE” PROMPTS
* assorted dialogue for that one pairing that can’t stop flirting with each other no matter what, adjust as necessary, nsfw implied
don’t make promises you can’t keep, darling.
i’m pretty sure you said that to me last time.
everyone else bores me. not you.
you’re the only one who ever held my attention.
i’m quite a fan of yours.
this is how it always has to be.
i suppose we’re just going to keep doing this?
you always find a way to surprise me.
you’re getting better at this, you know.
have you ever considered… us?
now now. not in front of my friends.
behave yourself, or i’m warning you…
when did you start looking at me like that?
i never knew you felt that way about me.
i’m not crossing a line. you are.
i thought you promised to behave.
we talked about this last time.
have you ever thought about what it might feel like to kiss me?
i’ve only ever thought of you.
wipe that cute, smug look off your face.
i wish you would take this seriously.
what does this mean to you? is it serious, or just flirting?
that’s not what you used to say.
keep talking like that and i might end up in your arms.
you know me better than anyone on earth.
is that your way of asking me to bed?
you say that every time, but you never mean it.
how long have you been staring at me?
you’re looking rather beautiful tonight.
you flatter me, dear.
everyone knows you want to fuck me.
i could use some time with you. alone.
what if i kissed you right now?
do you touch yourself when you think of me?
you know all my hiding places.
figured you’d find out i was here.
have you been keeping an eye on me?
do you ache for me?
you know my blood better than my heart does.
you must be so lonely.
everything is easier when you’re here.
i hate that i think of you.
i wish you would just kiss me.
it’s a shame we can never be together.
this is just flirting. this will always be just flirting.
that’s not what you usually say when we’re alone.
must you always make things so complicated?
you give me such a headache.
oh please. don’t flatter yourself.
does it ever get tiring, being so beautiful?
the song made me think of you.
this isn’t normal for us. acting this way.
i thought you liked keeping things at arm’s length.
i know, i know. you don’t want to get involved.
you’re the one who started flirting, not me.
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Wilhelm Trübner - Great Dane with Sausages: "Ave, Caesar, morituri te salutant" (1877)
Apapently, the artist's dog was a really professonal model, patiently sitting still with the sausages hanging over his snout while he was being painted. During the work, Trübner had to leave for a while to get the door, and when he came back, he found his dog still posing dutifully. Everything was the same, with one minor exception: the sausages had disappeared without trace. (source, in German)
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