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#in game music on + some YouTube on the bg #hisa being dumb

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Why are you lgbtq+? wrong answers only GO

#was drafted into an extremist organization by wretched West #hisa being dumb

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sorry for being weird online. i'm even worse if you see me in person

#smth related to life idk

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There is hateful spam going around and wishing for me to be dead only because of the country I was born in, and if that's fic for some event I might not be able to delete ill-faited comments before other people see it, I'd better have my comments moderated, than hurt other readers. These attacks are frequent enough for me to consider closing some comments for moderation

But also I was on the receiving end of comments are moderated because the author doesn't want you to point out that they probably should add some tags or notes about other stuff that you can't know beforehand and that might be the reason you'd never open that fic, but oh well

There is nothing that takes the motivation to comment on a fic away from me faster than

"This work's creator has chosen to moderate comments on the work. Your comment will not appear until it has been approved by the creator."

My comments are not an assignment turned in to be graded, thank you very much.

#smth related to life idk

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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨

#🤡💖 #welp #sparkling clown is a nice gender #hisa being dumb

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Um... Zoya is a normal and not fantasy name. Genya is a form of a name Evgeny(ia), which also is a normal gender neutral name, Tamar is close to a normal name Tamara, and Dunyasha also is a form of a normal (if rare and associated with church or village) name Eudokiya, and while that's the only name I personally don't know anyone have, I saw this name used in books and films. Not sure about Malyen or Jesper, but other names are like extremely normal

i fucking love the way leigh bardugo just gives up when it comes to her fantasy names. like we got genya, zoya, jesper, malyen, tamar, dunyasha and then fucking david. oh yes the powerful magic scientist DAVID.

#soc

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please reblog for sample size!! and tell me specifics in the tags if you like, people's responses are fascinating

#identifying trees is sorta simple #I've read a lot of books translated from another language because my native language isn't English #walls in my flat are multicolor #hisa being dumb

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REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.

Just woke up so go crazy and stupid

#gonna sleep now though #hisa being dumb

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(common superstitions from the perspective of a USAmerican- would love to hear superstitions from other regions and cultures!)

(follow the most often when the situation arises, or believe in the strongest)

#knock on the wood three times combined with spitting over your left shoulder three times #but also if a spoon fork or knife falls to the floor you should knock it on it three times so you won't have uninvited guests #some people knock it on the table from what I'm aware but I knock on the floor #russian i guess

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Merry Orthodox Christmas to whoever celebrates

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Thanks for the tag!

1. Kaz Brekker (more the book version though)

2. Valentine Pridd (specifically Evgeny Schwartz version from the pilot mixed with book version). I also had to make a gif myself

3. Stiles Stilinski

4. Spider-man (though we ignore both mcu and new insomniac game after they changed his face, but Peter B. Parker is welcome)

5. Hiccup (I grew fucking up along with him so)

idk, whoever sees that is fine to take

comfort character tag game !!

thank you for the tag @carlos-tk 💗 rules: list your top 5 comfort characters and include a gif of each!

1; vanessa shellly, mi amour

2; zari + constantine (cannot be sold separately)

3; faith lehane. changed younger me’s life

4; robin buckley (she kins me)

5; cell cazo <333

open tag !! + no pressure tagging:

@slaughterlocked @relentlessescapism @i-eat-worlds @digital-chance @firesmokeandashes @birdclowns @bonheur-cafe @lemonlyman-dotcom @alrightbuckaroo @carlos-in-glasses @heartstringsduet @welcometololaland @reyesstrand <3

#hisa being dumb #yeah

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if you get this, answer w/ three random facts about yourself and send it to the last seven blogs in your notifs. anon or not, doesn’t matter, let’s get to know the person behind the blog !

Aw, hey, so, idk, that's sort of hard to decide what to tell LOL also thanks for the ask!

1. So I live in Novosibirsk, which is in Siberia and it's +7 GMT and sort of cold

2. My kitten's name is Cassidy, because I first wanted to call her Cassandra, as she had such a sad eyes of someone who foresees shit coming, but if you try to shorten it it becomes Cassa, which translates into English as a "cash register", so she became Cassi, and I was specifically thinking about this drunkhead Irish vampire from the Preacher

3. I was laid off from the gamedev studio in the December last year (2023), I worked there for 3 years and created video-creatives for advertisement and also wrote texts. We made idle mobile games, so our laid offs didn't make it to the news, even though 9 people lost their jobs in one day without any like heads-up. Also maybe because we are a Russian firm (though ok, Cyprus firm, legally speaking)

Ye, have a nice day?

#hisa being dumb #smth related to life idk

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Coupé (2022, France)

Il nido (2019, Italy)

Contracted (2013, USA) also the second part from 2015

Pet sematary (2019, USA, Canada, the new version is fine)

Shaun of the dead (2004)

Scout guide to the zombie apocalypse (2015, USA)

Dead rising: watchtower (2015, USA)

Juan de Los muertos (2011, Spain, Cuba)

[Rec] series from Spain

Quarantine series as well

Busanhaeng (2016, South Korea) didn't watch the second one yet

I need zombie movie recs

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“There’s no platonic explanation for tha-“

#yeah #smth related to life idk

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Thanks for the tag!

The translation in the alt

Also I cheated a.bit and did use the Russian wording to ask Pinterest, but oh well

Also, uh, first, tagging whoever wants to have it

Second @thesilverhunt3r @sunel0 @skir0n @mapleborealis @bonkers-tooru @wraith--2 @appolinyou @thisnewjoe (if you wanna)

LETS GET READYYY TOOOO RRRRRRUMMMMMMBLE

Tag your friends, followers, family, pets.. idk No pressure!! 💋

@manjibunny @nanamikentoseyebags @chronic-claire-universe @softshuji @deskaisers @scaramood @hoeshi4444 @kenuis @k1sakis @ranscutedoll @satocidal @moonartemisia @ask-the-insect-hashira @strawberrystepmom AND EVERYONE WHO WANTS TO

#hisa being dumb #yeah #welp

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So, I got that thing about "the character you last wrote about got into the game you last played", and I had Kaz Breaker and lethal company, so here's a weird fix with some Lore™ things from both parts thrown together.

Jesper didn't mean to stare, but he did. The guy sitting in front of him was weird, compared to others employees on the near desks, who interviewed recruits to the Company. He didn't smile like an idiot with this polite customer service bull. The nametag read Kaz Breaker, window 57. Exactly the window Jesper was supposed to go for.

Actually, no, the Kaz guy not smiling made him less weird or erie, that others. He was also somewhat hot, despite a couple of scars he had on his face. Totally not fit for a desk job.

Jesper sat in front of the glass and put his application documents into a sliding shelf, that Kaz then moved towards himself. He glasses over it and put some information to the terminal next to him.

"Hello", Jesper decided to be polite, even though he understood, it was too late, but he spent way too many time staring at Kaz, because ok, the guy was just his type.

Kaz didn't even nod and kept typing something, fingers in black gloves. He wore standard for office workers blue suit, that seemed a bit loose on him.

"Reason for applying?"

Jesper really hated this question, because what was he supposed to say? The truth of how he screwed up so bad, that he gambled his father's farm on Mars and now desperately needed money, and that the Company was to pay greatly? It doesn't seem that it would land him a job.

"I'm interested in getting this position because I really agree with the Company's mottos and ideals. That sounds like a great place to have as a starter work," oh saints please let this be ok!

Kaz typed what Jesper said — probay, he didn't see the screen. But then he looked at Jesper.

"And not because you had a gambling problem and you really need money?" His voice was deadpan, but it felt like he just punched Jesper straight into guts.

"You have this information on your computer, right?" Jesper sighed, and Kaz smiled a bit, just enough to show somewhat long fangs, though maybe that was just a weird light.

"We do. Company does pay greatly though, that's why you got the ad for working here."

Ah, right. Jesper sighed.

"Well, if I get a desk job, like you do, I won't have to worry about it!"

Kaz paused, but didn't stop typing, just stared at Jesper.

"You did read the job description aside from the salary, right?"

Jesper didn't.

"Of course!"

Kaz raised his eyebrow. He didn't buy it.

"I'm legally obliged to explain it to you anyway. You're going to be sorted into a group of four. You and your crewmates will be sent to the abandoned moons in the system, where you are to collect scrap. That can be anything from magnifying glass to V-type engine. Every three days you will need to meet a certain quota, so you send all that scrap to the company building on 71-Gordion, sell it and get some money to buy equipment. You'll get paid after your seasonal contract expires, the currency you get during your work in the company isn't compatible with actual system currency. Also the ship you will be operating will only allow you to visit predefined moons, so there is no way that you can get off it before your seasonal contract expires."

Kaz said all of that in the very monotone voice, and Jesper felt even more weirded out.

"Um, and how do I apply for the desk job?"

"You only get this if you get through seasonal contract."

Shame.

"Are you or any of your blood related family members grishas?" Kaz asked instead.

"No," Jesper lied. People tend to not hire grishas, and he didn't want to risk it. And nobody would know that anyway.

Kaz either didn't catch up or ignored that.

"Just need to mention to you that the air on the moons is toxic, so it might be nearly impossible to use your abilities if you aren't used doing that in the uniform without direct contract to the element. I did put no as your answer, but just so you know, again, because I'm legally bound to say that."

"Maybe we should find some legal bound to meet after your shift end?" Jesper asked and then immediately regretted that. He really hoped he didn't screw his chance at getting the job. Kaz only merely glanced at him, but it wasn't angry or even curious.

"No romance between employees is allowed."

"And if I don't get hired? Like it pays a bunch and there's most likely a big fight for a place."

"Company hires everyone willing to work," Kaz shrugged. "So just by coming here you got the job."

"That... Doesn't sound suspicious at all."

"Doesn't it," Kaz repeated. "That's the last question I have to ask you, after explaining the details of your job and the issues you might face in case you're grisha. Do you still want to apply for this job?"

Jesper blinked. Actually, this whole place creeped him out, and only Kaz and other recruits felt somewhat alive, while everything else was just a bit off, in a way, that Jesper couldn't really explain.

But he really, really needed money.

"I do."

Kaz nodded, and then pressed a key. Printer behind him came to Jude with a loud screeching noise, so Kaz stood up, clearly relying on the cane, to get papers.

When he was back he put them together and back to the folder Jesper brought with him.

"Nice to see the Company accommodation for your, uh..."

"I broke my leg working here, didn't heal properly," Kaz said. "Met the quotas anyway." He signed some more papers and put them into Jesper's folder.

"Oh, did they pay for your injuries?"

"They did. I also got that job," Kaz finished putting all the papers back and pushed them in the sliding shelf. "Welcome to the Company, where we work for a greater good. Please, read all the papers you got before proceeding to the medical bay for your examination."

Kaz pressed another button and the robotic voice said that the next ticket was to come to that window.

"Well, we'll meet for a dinner after my contract is over!" Jesper smiled, but Kaz just stared at him.

The girl came towards the window, so Jesper had to leave quickly. He went to the hall and opened the folder. It had one sticky note on it.

"You're screwed by saints and their cursed mothers," a very messy handwriting said. "Things on moon will try to kill you, the Company will slowly erase your memory, and now you can't leave. Use 'dregs' on the ship terminal, and if you're lucky, we'll meet again, and I'll explain everything."

Well.

Fuck.

#six of crows #kaz brekker #jesper fahey #lethal company #i did a thing

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#lethal company #I'm fucked #hisa being dumb