Hermione : I have a thing for middle aged women I guess
Narcissa and Bellatrix : We know
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Narcissa: I forgot about Draco!
Bellatrix: If it helps, I did forget my reading glasses.
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Bella: What the fuck?!
Hermione: Language
Bella: Sorry, whom the fuck
Hermione:...
Hermione: Listen up here you little shit
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Hermione: *Enters with messy hair and fixing her clothes*
Harry: So, what were you doing that was taking so long?
Hermione: OH, Uh-Laundry
Bellatrix from the other room: I don’t know how I feel about the new nickname
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Bellatrix: I love catching people in the act, that’s why I always whip open doors.
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Bellatrix: How do ethical philosophers feel about murder?
Hermione: ...It’s frowned upon
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