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I'M SORRY WHAT IS TRACK 24 CALLED?

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oh and apples

GUESS WHO FORGOT ABOUT YOGURT AND IS NOW BACK IN A YOGURT HYPERFIXATION PHASE (THANK YOU TARAH.)

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well I almost burnt my house down…

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'lol'- I forced or faked a smile at whatever just happened for half a second

HA- holy crap that's the best story I've ever heard in my life (ADHD for the win)

OH MY GOD- most shocking twist of events I've ever heard come from your mouth

'oh hahaha'- I don't fucking like you go away

“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol

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GUESS WHO FORGOT ABOUT YOGURT AND IS NOW BACK IN A YOGURT HYPERFIXATION PHASE (THANK YOU TARAH.)

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why are the songs from Victorious actually good wtf I've had this song on repeat for an hour now

#victorious #victoria justice #nick show #teen nick #i miss being a child #ugh #heres 2 us

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No but this is actually so true. When S and I were inseparable, I would go to his family's house every few weeks to hang out with him and his brother. Whenever I would get there, his dad would typically have something on the stove or grill heating. He'd greet me and say 'HEY I MADE FOOD. ARE YOU HUNGRY?' and if he ever hadn't made anything yet, either because he was taking his wife to dinner or it was just early in the day, he'd ask if I was hungry and I'd just go 'no, I'm fine sir, thank you' and he'd turn to his sons and go 'IF SHE SAYS SHE'S HUNGRY, GO BUY HER FOOD. HERE'S MONEY'.

I... I love that man. His son's a dick, but S's dad is like a second father to me. I have no idea where I'd be without him.

The difference in cultures regarding feeding your guests is funny. Like in some cultures they're straight up "Why should I feed an unannounced guest ??? They got food at home" & if it's a kid they're like "They got parents at home to feed them !!!" But in other cultures it's like "You're not fucking walking out of here w/ an empty stomach... You are gonna EAT & YOU WILL LIKE IT" & if it's a kid it's like "No no, I am not sending you home hungry - you're a child & you're a guest in my home, you're eating !!!"

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Holy crap we get TS11 on FRIDAY. I'm not ready. I'm scared. Oh man. So excited for this. What stories does Mother have in store this time...

#ts ttpd #friday #scared #new music #taylor swift

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Sleepy.

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I literally can't register for classes next semester because my transcripts didn't get sent over correctly wtf

#irritated

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Group projects in college should be illegal

#i can't do my part AND IT'S DUE TODAY #wtf #i hate college #this is why I dropped out last time #people are irritating

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QUIET ON SET IS DISTURBING AS FUCK

#wtf dan schneider #i’m hella uncomfortable #oh my god

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ARE YOU TELLING ME I HAVE A 2ND UTERUS?!!! BITCH I DIDN'T EVEN WANT ONE!!!

#is that why i feel like i'm dying every 1-2 months #worst dr appointment ever #wtaf #so fucking pissed off #irritated

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THE WAY I SHIPPED ANDI AND EMILY SO HARD

someone finally said it!!

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in recognition of World Down Syndrome Day on March 21

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standing room only concerts should have special seats for short people

#can’t see shit #literally had to move up top to even see the stage #ugh #so much fun tho

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I'm starting to think the transfer office at my school is illiterate... because half of my classes didn't transfer and it's saying I have to take them again.

Oh right this is why I dropped out of college...