iamjackstylerdurden

[iamjackstylerdurden]

#spent too long trying to colorpick the words #saw #saw franchise #coffinshipping #yes this is coffinshipping #havent u heard of foreplay #saw movies #sawposting #amanda young #peter strahm #mark hoffman #adam stanheight #hoffstrahm #jigsquad

[iamjackstylerdurden]

#why do i cry when i read this #not an expert on p! history but brendon urie in a brendon urie commercial seems accurate #p!atd

[iamjackstylerdurden]

yo mr white am i more than you bargained for yet. bitch

#jesse im just a notch in your bedpost but youre just a line in a song. jesse #fall out boy #breaking bad

[iamjackstylerdurden]

2024 house md:

- House refers to him and Wilson with the phrase 'situationship'

- Cameron is a lesbian

- Episode about a patient who says they have long COVID but it turns out they have something else (vaguely insulting to long COVID sufferers in it's premise)

- Cameron plays Overwatch

- Chase is an FTM chaser for the first two seasons before this character trait is quietly dropped

- Thirteen uses she/they, and Taub only ever says she

- Wilson listens to Radiohead on vinyl

- Kutner uses Reddit, and this is brought up many times

- Foreman has an iPhone 6 and Chase makes fun of him for this; later in the episode Chase gets some sort of comeuppance

- Cuddy tries to get all members of staff to wear pronoun pins for inclusivity; House puts on a different one every day to see how clinic patients react

- Cameron uses Tumblr

- Foreman uses Tumblr

- House uses Tumblr

#wait waiy house md pronoun pins #losing my mind #cuddy cameron thirteen and kutner are all on board immediately #taub and foreman think its stupid but eventually wear them #halfway through the episode kutner adds a they/them pin. its never acknowledged #through some shenanigans chase somehow ends up with a she/her pin #everyone calls him that and it definitely doesnt awaken anything #wilson doesnt really understand it but some of his younger patients seem to like it so he goes with it #cant even decide what house would do #hed switch pins mid conversation and get mad at anyone using the old one #put random ones on wilson and the fellows #tries to put a he/him on cuddy but gets threatened with triple clinic hours #house md episode typical transphobia ensues #house md

[iamjackstylerdurden]

Erm....cringe alert AGAIN

more fake trainspotting tweet EL OH EL because it's so barren on the TS fandom that I saw tumbleweed

(also someone wanted to be tagged when I made a new one so here goes 😓 @sparrowluvr )

#YER MAW IS ITALIAN TH' FOOK SHE SPEAKING IN SCOTS FUR #im gonna cry #trainspotting #sickrent

[iamjackstylerdurden]

Lollapalooza Brazil | March 22, 2024

#dont they have like 200 songs #why arent they playing one #do yall think travis is ever like goddamn i have an image stop bringing me into this #blink 182 #tomark #mark hoppus #tom delonge

[iamjackstylerdurden]

i've thought about this scenario extensively. worst sex ever for both of them. thinking about tylre the whole time in silence. the loudest noise is the slippery plastic on the mattress. they erase it from their memories forever.

#this is so funny literally everythings accurate aldjfhskkand #marla/narrator have worst sex ever. asked to leave psych ward #theyre both hallucinating theyre having sex with a man who doesnt exist #me n who #fight club

[iamjackstylerdurden]

They’re just sooo… ya know (they have infested my brain)

#this has been in my likes for a while #but the space monkey typewriter kills me every time i see it #fight club

[iamjackstylerdurden]

even a hummingbird couldn't catch tyler at work

#this movie this movie this movie #i go insane over this movie #does anyone have screencaps of the moments tyler appears? #can kinda make out his stance but not his clothes #fight club #fight club 1999 #tyler durden

[iamjackstylerdurden]

boy why did you do that❤️

#the head thing tom does #mark not reacting #travis in the back ignoring whatever the hell tomark is doing #love them all #blink182 #tomark

[iamjackstylerdurden]

#more fight club stuff #tyler looks proud eeeeeeee #fight club #narrator fight club #tyler durden #soapshipping

[iamjackstylerdurden]

#yknow for a blog with a fight club name i dont post a lot of fight club #should probably fix that #anyways everyone look at this #tyler holding narrators tie ahhhhhhhh #fight club #narrator fight club #tyler durden #soapshipping

[iamjackstylerdurden]

Y’ALL I’M REWATCHING SAW IV AND

His first name is literally “Detective” even on Rigg’s fucking fingerprint analysis I’m in shambles

#determinative nomenclature or whatever #googled it nominative determinism #anyways how did this happen #like the prop ppl got the bottom names right but no we have detective middlename hoffman #cant believe there is two pieces of evidence his legal name is detective #saw #saw franchise #saw movies #sawposting

[iamjackstylerdurden]

#saw #saw franchise #saw movies #sawposting

[iamjackstylerdurden]

BLINK-182 Brisbane Night 1 | Feb. 19, 2024 (x)

#what the hell is wrong with them #said this with his whole chest to a packed arena #‘i didnt’ [crowd cheering] is so funny ahskfks #need whatever they have #blink 182 #blink182 #tomark

[iamjackstylerdurden]

benji: i made a nice dinner

ethan: aw you shouldnt have :)

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ethan: i made you a green protein shake :)

benji: aw… you shouldnt have

#he loves ethan but also #ethans explaining the macros in it while benjis wondering if he can sneak a pop tart in the bathroom #ethans smiley bc he should be #mission impossible #benthan

[iamjackstylerdurden]

Just two boy best friends getting each other coffee.

Except...

Ah yes the toxic yaoi I was promised

#ppl talking about house knowing wilson wouldnt trust him #ok yes but also wilson *knowing* house would trust him #wilsons move is just as manipulative as houses #also wilsons dopey little drugged face #house md #hilson