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this is purely for fun and I've certainly been guilty of a few of these things myself in my years of fic writing. don't be weird in the notes and don't use this as an excuse to insult someone's writing.

#orbs like just say eyes #member is my second one #and its not here but referring to a penis as velvet wrapped steel #which i know sounds very specific #but it's happened to me more than i can count #not tf

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#this is the plot of godzilla vs kong #not tf

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I've been playing a ton of Fallout 4 recently and all the radiation damage in the game has me thinking about how Transformer sparks are essentially small stars and thus put off a ton of radiation. But this isn't an issue to other Transformers since it's an amount they can handle and with their chest plates closed they give off no radiation.

But it would be a massive issue to humans.

I keep thinking about how humans interacting with Transformers regularly would have to wear portable radiation detectors at all times. And when someone opens their chest plates or gets a crack in their frame the detector starts screaming like a Geiger counter next to a mountain of radium watches. And how scary it would be because the human so badly wants to help but every second they stay near is another second they're getting closer to their own avoidable death.

#my ramblings #and before anyone comes into the notes talking about how stars don't produce that much gamma radiation #this is all fictional okay #it's my silly little thoughts so i can make the silly little stars emit gamma radiation primarily

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Happy too old for Leo day to me!

#quarter of a century baby #my ramblings

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sentinel prime:

someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. cybertron is dying

optimus: spend less money on defense and intelligence

sentinel prime: no

#united states type budget #tfa #transformers animated #all that money poured into defense and he still technically lost all because he's an idiot

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i love the transformers fandom only we could see a robot in the trailer of a new giant movie and start losing our shit and screaming "ITS STEVE!!!" completely unironically

#*slamming hands on table* STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE STEVE #tf one

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fandom tumblr was another casualty of streaming services. we used to be on here posting about the episodes that were coming out weekly and posting gifs and writing insane shit about the tv shows we liked. now a new season of a show will drop and we’ll talk about it for a week. two weeks tops. and then that show will leave collectively conscious for 1+ year till the next season drops. there’s a reason succession sundays was a blast on here

we used to have real television

#serialized television is a lost art form and im so mad its gone #honestly that's part of what drew me back into anime #like at least with anime it's always released one episode a week #so i had something fun to look forward to in the week #and i could hop on social media chat with people about it #serialized works also have less spoilers #because the whole thing didn't drop at once i'm less likely to get a big twist spoiled for me #not tf

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Blitzwing's Icy face but with a slightly Random twist! And both optics. as a treat!

#i love him #i want to hold him tenderly in my hands #this is so expressive and good op #especially the little awkward panicked one #tfa #transformers animated #blitzwing

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When Prowl stands like this.

#dad stance fr #depending on his expression this is either his #im not mad im just disappointed stance #or his #i knew you could do it and im proud stance #tfa #transformers animated #prowl

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TF one doodles, so excited for it

#these are so good #and this movie looks so good #but i know im coming out of that theater sobbing #tf one #optimus prime #megatron #elita 1 #i know thats not them yet but just go with it

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Poll for writers and artists

Whether you write fanfic or original works or paint/draw, be it fan art or original work or whatever else - I have to know, because I have a feeling this is going to be very decisive:

Please reblog for sample size!

#for that second poll i would like to know #so i can read/see it and appreciate it #but i also understand that it can be awkward for some people to reach out to people they don't really know #but if i find out any of you motherfuckers fed my shit into an ai engine #i'll wipe my entire existence from the internet #no blog no ao3 no nothing #i couldn't trust you with one thing and now you will all be left with nothing #not tf

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#prev tags #and also the keyboard allows you to lay your hand out in a more natural position #thus avoiding fatigue or overexertion #also i like the sound of the keyboard when im typing and it goes click clack click #not tf

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going into cardiac arrest why does he hold him like that

oh my god

#only way to hold him so he doesn't bite you #ratchet knows this from his years of medical practice #tfa #transformers animated #bumblebee #ratchet

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me: “yeah I dated a guy in high school who came out as gay. it was before i knew i was a boy so needless to say it didn’t work out”

coworker: “damn dude was preordering”

#caleb is a real one #not tf

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they’re talking to each other omg (‘:

#omg its back on my dash #this video is so precious to me #not tf

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Tomska going hard on Twitter again.

#exactly #enough with self censorship #also tumblr is a different place when it comes to threats of violence #because we all know they're kinda empty and meaningless #like if i get an anon ask that says they're gonna shoot me i just ignore it #you weren't brave enough to say that off anon so i know you're not gonna do it #also i truly believe i can take most people in a fight #and i understand that often what appears to be threats of violence are actually tumblr user's way of expressing joy and admiration #example if someone said you're fic is so good i wanna chew on your arm until it comes off i know that's a compliment

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I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

#kids just be like that #also mike wazowski is a fun name to say for english speakers #not tf