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It's time for a brand new series! Really this time I swear! It's Paper Mario time and not another splatoon stream I swear-

https://www.twitch.tv/tailsimp

#mario #super mario #paper mario #pngtuber #pngtubers #It's the first one but I do not remember the subtitle of it despite looking at it several times over the last few days #I'm sorry but I have a feeling I will never remember their names #I'm excited though because I've heard that they are very good games #So time to find out!

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I FUCKING FOUND YOU NOW

YOU'RE FINALLY ON MY TUMBLR RADAR

GET SPOTTED

WHO RATTED ME OUT

#Kit #WHO RATTED ME OUT #ask

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I mean. It would lower my defense.

#Sonic Adventure 2 #SA2 #streaming #clips #PNGtubers #im not tagging it with the ship name but it talks about it #i like that ship btw #love me that rivals to lovers #deja queue

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I'm right and I should say it: SA2 did Amy dirty

#SA2 #Sonic Adventure 2 #Amy Rose #Streaming #Clips #IM STILL MAD ABOUT THIS #AMY WAS TREATED SO BAD IN THIS GAME GOD #i love this game #but damn it was mean to Amy

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Yeah. Yeah that checks.

#SA2 #Sonic Adventure 2 #PNGtubers #streaming #clips #my chat was bullying me so much at this point #i was SO CLOSE to done #if it sounds like im dying its cause i was

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Honestly, rude of them to hit me while I'm not looking >:(

#SA2 #Sonic Adventure 2 #PNGtuber #streaming #clip #you look away form one second #smh smh #its almost like eggman is breaking into this place or something

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Good for him honestly. Though maybe get a seat on the inside of the blimp next time.

#SA2 #Sonic Adventure 2 #Big the Cat #easter eggs #clip #love that he's just chillin out on so many levels #just goin on his own adventure

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So. What is he even fishing for at this point?

#sonic adventure 2 #SA2 #Big the Cat #PNGtuber #Streaming #clip #he is just chillin in the BG of this game all the time #good for him honestly #wish we saw him with froggy tho

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Channeling my inner Knuckles

#Sonic Adventure 2 #SA2 #Crowd Control #clip #knuckles the echidna #im right and i should say it #we should get to punch him more

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#ori and the blind forest #ori #clip #streaming #pngtubers #i was so mad about this at first but its so funny #RIP

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These are the questions (that no one wants to hear)

#Sonic Adventure 2 #SA2 #Crowd Control #PNGtuber #Streaming #i don't want the answer to this question either

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It’s like there’s a horse!! Loose in a clock shop!!

It’s like there’s a sheep loose in a clock shop! I think eventually everything’s going to be okay, but I have no idea what’s going to happen next. And neither do any of you, and neither do your parents, because there’s a sheep loose in the clock shop. It’s never happened before, no one knows what the sheep is going to do next, least of all the sheep. He’s never been in a clock shop before, he’s as confused as you are.

There’s no experts. They try to find experts on the news. They’re like, “We’re joined now by a man that once saw a bird in the airport.” Get out of here with that shit! We’ve all seen a bird in the airport. This is a sheep loose in a clock shop.

When a sheep is loose in a clock shop, you got to stay updated. So all day long you walk around, “What’d the sheep do?” The updates, they’re not always bad. Sometimes they’re just odd. It’ll be like, “The sheep used the elevator?” I didn’t know he knew how to do that. The creepiest days are when you don’t hear from the sheep at all. You’re down in the operating room like, “Hey, has anyone…Has anyone heard–” [imitates clopping hooves] Those are those quiet days when people are like, “It looks like the sheep has finally calmed down.” And then ten seconds later the sheep is like, “I’m gonna run towards the handmade glass clocks and smash ’em with my hooves. I’ve got nice hooves and a fluffy wool, I’m a sheep!” That’s what I thought you’d say, you dumb fucking sheep.

And then… then… then you go to brunch with people and they’re like, “There shouldn’t be a sheep in the clock shop.” And it’s like, “We’re well past that.” Then, other people are like, “If there’s gonna be a sheep in the clock shop, I’m going to force people into a draft” And those don’t match up at all.

And then, for a second, it seemed like maybe we could survive the sheep, and then, 5,000 miles away, a psychic was like, “I have a nuclear bomb and I’m going to blow up the clock shop!” And before we could say anything, the sheep was like, “If you even fucking look at the clock shop, I will stomp you to death with my hooves. I dare you to do it. I want you to do it. I want you to do it so I can stomp you with my hooves, I’m so fucking crazy.” “You think you’re fucking crazy, I’m a fucking psychic. I live in a fucking lake of mud. I’m fucking crazy.” And all of us are like, “Okay.” Like poor Andy Cohen at those goddamn reunions. “Okay.” And then, for a second, we were like, “Maybe the sheep-catcher will catch the sheep.” And then the sheepis like, “I have fired the sheep-catcher.” He can do that? That shouldn’t be allowed no matter who the sheep is. I don’t remember that in Hamilton.

#Horse loose in a clock shop #john mulaney #horse in a hospital #horse loose in a hospital #horses #this is an inside joke about DnD that ive brought up in streams but its still funny

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Gotta know how bap-able it is, ya know?

#Ori and the Blind Forest #Ori #clip #streaming #pngtuber #this is a joke but also legit was trying to figure out what i could/couldn't dash off of

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Yeah, that's about what I expected when coming into the game.

#ori and the blind forest #ori #pngtuber #clip #streaming #i am so bad at platformers #i love them #but im terrible at them

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I'm good at this game usually I swear!

#Sonic Adventure 2 #SA2 #Crowd Control #PNGtuber #PNGTubers #i feel like I jinxed myself here #like of COURSE I would lose them right after saying how good it would be to keep them

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I feel like I always see FAQ stuff on blogs like this like "here are the games I like to stream" and "here's some fun facts about me" but god help me if I can ever figure out what to put on them for myself

#chattin #“what games do you like to play?” yes #“what vibe do u go for?” yes #“are you high energy or chill?” yes

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In fairness, you're the clean up crew in a lot of games.

#ori and the blind forest #ori #streaming #PNGtubers #clip #deja queue