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I can't get him out of my head so have this drawing that I think is based on a desktop background I used to have but only realized after I drew it so. Oh well

#sans #sans undertale #art #undertale ranch dip #undertale

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#unfortunately i am a smelly bitch who showers once a week due to not having the energy to do so #in a best case scenario i could shower once every other day but i am Not in that situation and it infact has alot more steps including going #to a second location just to take a shower and i just dont have the energy for that. if i could i would shower constantly since i love water #alas. ✨executive dysfunction depression and probably adhd from my nana ✨ kind of fucking sucks for hygiene requirements #repost #talk talks

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My one friend group can't stop saying, "See you in hell!" in a cheerful voice instead of, "Talk to you later!" and my other friend group can't stop calling things "penis" instead of "cool" or "good", so I just unironically uttered the phrase, "Sounds penis, see you in hell," as I got off the phone.

#i get why people have a favorite tag now #PLEASE. OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK I NEED TO SCHEDULE THIS TO BE POSTED WHERE ILL SEE IT FOR THE NEXT WEEK OH MY GOD #repost

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Choose your Stardew Valley Bachelor.

#i just saw an rtgame post and looked at all of these going “oh damn rt really can be every bachelor” #then i scrolled back up to sebastian and thought “....no.” “wait is that fucking jerma” #apparently i only recognized him by his fucking joker ass jawline and fuckass haircut which rtgame does not have #rt has a very similar fuckass haircut but jermas is like shitty transmasc haircut and rt has the cis guy version of it even tho jerma is #ALSO a cis guy. but like you see what i mean right im not wrong #repost #talk talks??

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i hate when i send someone a meme in another language and they're like "uhm... translate? 😒" fucker i sent you a meme where 90% of the words have an english cognate and/or you don't need to know what they're saying to find it funny. can you at least TRY

#this is so funny i dont know anything of spanish other than hola amigo and i can read this JUST FINE #i am at least assuming the lesbians are going to the doctor and get prescribed antibiotics #and then the second one is “ a casual conversation.you. the problem with being monoloingual” #repost #i actually do like spanish alot because i really genuinely do Not have to learn to speak it though i do want to learn #talk talks #OH FUCK EDIT THE TOP ONE IS FRENCG #i gotta learn french that shit looks easy #but also. uh bisexuals of ahich i AM one i somehow confused with lesbians oops #lesbians in french are bisexuals in america

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The symbolism of flowers

Flowers have a long history of symbolism that you can incorporate into your writing to give subtext.

Symbolism varies between cultures and customs, and these particular examples come from Victorian Era Britain. You'll find examples of this symbolism in many well-known novels of the era!

Amaryllis: Pride

Black-eyed Susan: Justice

Bluebell: Humility

Calla Lily: Beauty

Pink Camellia: Longing

Carnations: Female love

Yellow Carnation: Rejection

Clematis: Mental beauty

Columbine: Foolishness

Cyclamen: Resignation

Daffodil: Unrivalled love

Daisy: Innocence, loyalty

Forget-me-not: True love

Gardenia: Secret love

Geranium: Folly, stupidity

Gladiolus: Integrity, strength

Hibiscus: Delicate beauty

Honeysuckle: Bonds of love

Blue Hyacinth: Constancy

Hydrangea: Frigid, heartless

Iris: Faith, trust, wisdom

White Jasmine: Amiability

Lavender: Distrust

Lilac: Joy of youth

White Lily: Purity

Orange Lily: Hatred

Tiger Lily: Wealth, pride

Lily-of-the-valley: Sweetness, humility

Lotus: Enlightenment, rebirth

Magnolia: Nobility

Marigold: Grief, jealousy

Morning Glory: Affection

Nasturtium: Patriotism, conquest

Pansy: Thoughtfulness

Peony: Bashfulness, shame

Poppy: Consolation

Red Rose: Love

Yellow Rose: Jealously, infidelity

Snapdragon: Deception, grace

Sunflower: Adoration

Sweet Willian: Gallantry

Red Tulip: Passion

Violet: Watchfulness, modesty

Yarrow: Everlasting love

Zinnia: Absent, affection

#SHOUTOUT TO MY FAVORITE FLOWER SPIDER LILY #i have literally typed out like 600+ word rants to my friends about spider lilies like 3 times now #theyre so interesting and cool theyre well known for death and are poisonous to the touch #youll usually see them in japanese graveyards because they keep foxes away and graverobbing in general #though i dont think graverobbing is much of an issue in japan that it is in like america n stuff cause of their culture #and GOD THE POSSIBLITY FOR HANAHAKI AUS BECAUSE ITS LITERALLY POISONOUS #ITLL KILL YOU IN A MATTER OF HOURS #AND IMAGINE HOW PAINFUL THAT WOULD BE. A POISONOUS FLOWER IN YOUR LUNGS #AND IT COULD SYMBOLIZE DEATH OF LOVE/DEATH OF FEELINGS AND EITHER A RESULT OF A BROKEN RELATIONSHIP OR DEEPLY REPRESSED FEELINGS TO THE #POINT OF THOSE FEELINGS “METAPHORICALLY” DYING AND LIKE. YOU ONLY GOT A FEW HOURS?? #and if you dont got a few hours you got ALOT less time than any other type of flowr #most suffering hanahaki flower in my opinion #and also look them up!! im speicifcally talking about RED spider lilies did i say that #white ones symbolize something else ofc but i forgot theyre not as pretty to me #repost #talk talks #PLEASE I LOVE SPIDER LILIES PELAE PLEAE PELASE PLEASE

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“Also she sells potions on the black market”

Hello potion seller. (Jessica)

What do you have in your inventory of potions?

I didn't know what to draw for this post so have this meme. Jessica has potions such as [ahem, google what potions are in Minecraft] swiftness, tall jump [leaping], slowness, as well as less revolutionary things like sleeping potions poison that she'll customize based on how quick the person ordering wants the potion/poison to kick in.

She tried making a healing potion, but it turns out that's harder than it looks, and for some reason any of the more dangerous things she collects to try out mysteriously vanish [totally not like she lives with a responsible adult who's looking after her and hiding the fact she knows about Jessica's alchemy hobby]

She only really knows how to make these sorts of things in liquid form, potions aren't really a thing in this world, it's fairly grounded in reality, and most of the stuff Jessica found works in potions is already existing medicine. Still, maybe sometime in the future she'll get her hands on some powerful stuff that can make more potent potions and break some new ground in science! She's 14 and has only been on this earth for like, 16 years give her a break will you? /lh

#art #oc art #original ranch dip #talk talks #ask #the bottom picture is her sitting in her backyard btw

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Felt the need to compress the first 13 minutes of Slimecicle's latest stream...

#repost #i get why people have a favorite tag now

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YEAAAHHHH

THATS OUR BOY

HIM!!!! IT'S HIM!!!!!!! HIIIIIIIM!!!!!!!!!!

I'VE BEEN WAITING!!!!!!

I WANNA SEE MY LITTLE BOY!!!! HERE HE COMES!!!!

I am about to get so annoying on here. Ya'll are gonna just get a collection of photos with him in it because OMG ITS HIM!!!!

#gonna have to convince my nana to hand over her dreamlight acc sicne she never plays it anymore #we love oswald here #repost

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i hope a comically evil art teacher doesnt own an art club- oh more clear drawings of the awful man himself

#op dont bring back my memories of terrible art teachers noooo #most realistic oc ever #repost

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OH MY GOD I DIDNT KNOW YOUR AU EXISTED THE PARALLELS. we passed the brain cell back and forth without knowing it dude I gotta Talk with you

Gaze upon my ask Goldie anything au drawings

The main basis of this au is that I'm fucking obsessed with ghosts and so I threw Evan/Crying Child in here - when the bite of whatever happens, Evan goes to the hospital and dies, and instead of like haunting his family or haunting the hospital he died in, he haunts the cause of his death, which happens to be a certain Goldie locked in the backrooms. And possessing said Goldie and causing alot of panic in between the two of them.

This *singular* au is actually 14 distinct daydreams with their own plotlines and stuff that I've been slowly working out to smash into one au - right now I've managed to combine most of them together, leaving 5 or so scenarios that aren't "canon", but as of right now anything is subject to change, so I'll just. Make more Tumblr posts as I get things nailed down I guess.

Either ill l try to make this into a comic?? Or anyone who wants to can just, leave asks? The plot I have down right now is that Goldie and Evan are basically best buds after 10 years since they had to get over the "I killed you/you are the reason I'm stuck in a rotting pizzeria and not able to leave", but as mentioned they have not been able to leave the old location of Freddy's Diner, even if they eventually found a way out of the backroom. Well, they have been able to leave, but both of them decided Goldie would probably get found and used for spare parts if they left [not that they were exactly safe from anyone who was brave enough to set foot into the abandoned place.]

And because I don't want this to get super long whoop de doo Goldie was taken from the old location to the new Freddy Fazbears yippee. Except y'know, the teleportation and general psychic powers Goldie has was distinctly Not There Before, and Freddy is incredibly suspicious, though he has no clue what could even be causing it. He asks his friends about it, and T-Bee [working nickname] and T-Chi pull a bit of a prank on the nightguard [Micheal, y'know Evans brother that Certainly Won't Be an Issue] to get access to his phone and look up how to deal with Goldie, and eventually land on a page telling the two about a classic "put a circle of salt around the ghost and hope it works" or whatever and put a line of salt infront of Goldie's door. And wait.

And then Goldie tries walking out of his room and Goldie and Evan both get kicked out of their body, leaving it to fall down on the floor lifelessly. Why? Simple answer because I'm tired is that since Evan is a ghost Goldie is a ghost I'm gonna go take a nap

#IF YOU'D BE WILLING TO #a info dump for info dump trade perhaps? #what ive written down here isnt really that much and im gonna need to clarify a WHOLE lot in later posts but reading through your posts #theres definitely a few parallels i aint mentioned yet in my posts that i would love to compare and contrast with you #HOW DID I NOT KNOW GASTLY FIGURES EXISTED ive had this daydream for 5+ years man. im just #mindblown its also 1 am im going to sleep but my entire brain is just :0 #repost #talk talks

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Hey so what does ghost even think of freddy

Good question! Evan doesn't really like him, but will follow him around if there's nothing better to do. He's never really heard Freddy's side of the story, and Goldie can really spin a story around as well all know, so it really isn't hard for Crying Child to really dislike him, especially when he's so rude to his ex-brother.

That being said, CC does warm up to Freddy, far later in the story, but he reminds him of his own brother always pushed around, he doesn't even remember their last conversation- to ever fully get rid of his negative feelings toward him.

#ill be honest this au does play pretty hard into the way og aga set up freddy as the main antagonist but i like my characters in the grey #rather than black and white rivalries! that and i dont have any siblings so im trying to give as much credit as i can to the dynamic #ask #talk talks #goldie ranch dip #rereading this uh. i may have been a bit vague i get caught up in thinking about this au more than typing it whoops

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IT MESSED UP MY PICTURES :( it's fixed now I only noticed when you reblogged so ty!!

Gaze upon my ask Goldie anything au drawings

The main basis of this au is that I'm fucking obsessed with ghosts and so I threw Evan/Crying Child in here - when the bite of whatever happens, Evan goes to the hospital and dies, and instead of like haunting his family or haunting the hospital he died in, he haunts the cause of his death, which happens to be a certain Goldie locked in the backrooms. And possessing said Goldie and causing alot of panic in between the two of them.

This *singular* au is actually 14 distinct daydreams with their own plotlines and stuff that I've been slowly working out to smash into one au - right now I've managed to combine most of them together, leaving 5 or so scenarios that aren't "canon", but as of right now anything is subject to change, so I'll just. Make more Tumblr posts as I get things nailed down I guess.

Either ill l try to make this into a comic?? Or anyone who wants to can just, leave asks? The plot I have down right now is that Goldie and Evan are basically best buds after 10 years since they had to get over the "I killed you/you are the reason I'm stuck in a rotting pizzeria and not able to leave", but as mentioned they have not been able to leave the old location of Freddy's Diner, even if they eventually found a way out of the backroom. Well, they have been able to leave, but both of them decided Goldie would probably get found and used for spare parts if they left [not that they were exactly safe from anyone who was brave enough to set foot into the abandoned place.]

And because I don't want this to get super long whoop de doo Goldie was taken from the old location to the new Freddy Fazbears yippee. Except y'know, the teleportation and general psychic powers Goldie has was distinctly Not There Before, and Freddy is incredibly suspicious, though he has no clue what could even be causing it. He asks his friends about it, and T-Bee [working nickname] and T-Chi pull a bit of a prank on the nightguard [Micheal, y'know Evans brother that Certainly Won't Be an Issue] to get access to his phone and look up how to deal with Goldie, and eventually land on a page telling the two about a classic "put a circle of salt around the ghost and hope it works" or whatever and put a line of salt infront of Goldie's door. And wait.

And then Goldie tries walking out of his room and Goldie and Evan both get kicked out of their body, leaving it to fall down on the floor lifelessly. Why? Simple answer because I'm tired is that since Evan is a ghost Goldie is a ghost I'm gonna go take a nap

#THIS IS LIKE THE 7TH TIME ITS HAPPENED TO MY LONG POSTS #repost

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Gaze upon my ask Goldie anything au drawings

The main basis of this au is that I'm fucking obsessed with ghosts and so I threw Evan/Crying Child in here - when the bite of whatever happens, Evan goes to the hospital and dies, and instead of like haunting his family or haunting the hospital he died in, he haunts the cause of his death, which happens to be a certain Goldie locked in the backrooms. And possessing said Goldie and causing alot of panic in between the two of them.

This *singular* au is actually 14 distinct daydreams with their own plotlines and stuff that I've been slowly working out to smash into one au - right now I've managed to combine most of them together, leaving 5 or so scenarios that aren't "canon", but as of right now anything is subject to change, so I'll just. Make more Tumblr posts as I get things nailed down I guess.

Either ill l try to make this into a comic?? Or anyone who wants to can just, leave asks? The plot I have down right now is that Goldie and Evan are basically best buds after 10 years since they had to get over the "I killed you/you are the reason I'm stuck in a rotting pizzeria and not able to leave", but as mentioned they have not been able to leave the old location of Freddy's Diner, even if they eventually found a way out of the backroom. Well, they have been able to leave, but both of them decided Goldie would probably get found and used for spare parts if they left [not that they were exactly safe from anyone who was brave enough to set foot into the abandoned place.]

And because I don't want this to get super long whoop de doo Goldie was taken from the old location to the new Freddy Fazbears yippee. Except y'know, the teleportation and general psychic powers Goldie has was distinctly Not There Before, and Freddy is incredibly suspicious, though he has no clue what could even be causing it. He asks his friends about it, and T-Bee [working nickname] and T-Chi pull a bit of a prank on the nightguard [Micheal, y'know Evans brother that Certainly Won't Be an Issue] to get access to his phone and look up how to deal with Goldie, and eventually land on a page telling the two about a classic "put a circle of salt around the ghost and hope it works" or whatever and put a line of salt infront of Goldie's door. And wait.

And then Goldie tries walking out of his room and Goldie and Evan both get kicked out of their body, leaving it to fall down on the floor lifelessly. Why? Simple answer because I'm tired is that since Evan is a ghost Goldie is a ghost I'm gonna go take a nap

#aga #ask goldie anything #ask goldie #fnaf #art #goldie ranch dip #<- the tag where you'll find anything relating to this au in specific #i want to write a few fanfics for this bit i am Always low on energy so we'll see #plus this daydream is like 5+ years old so its. i have alot of information and dont quite know how to organize it #talk talks #i only explained so much of the au in this post to explain the bare minimum of the memes i made

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REBLOG IF YOU HAVE STRETCHMARKS

This way people can see they’re not alone. I have them and this would help me see that.

#i am overwieght so obviously most of my stretchmarks go all the way around and go from my hips to my chest #and on my back theyre everywhere all the way up to little lines on my shoulders #i actually find them to be quite pretty; i think if i lost weight [which im trying to do] i would like the stretchmarks and how i look alot #repost #talk talks

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GAME IDEA REBLOG THIS AND TRY TYPING YOUR URL EYES CLOSED

VD&diydgbyt-buh

#SAME TIME ZONE LETS GOOOOOOOO #repost #nightynight buddy