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Anyone else identify as the Twitter skull. ‘This is a socially isolated jellyfish. 0/10′

I mean come one fam that sentence summarized my whole ass existence.

SKULL EMOJI REVIEW 💀

In preparation for the upcoming Skeleton War, I will be reviewing skull emojis for accuracy, scariness, and overall charm!

Very skinny jaw- has he been starved? Nonetheless, a fearsome and menacing skull who would be an asset to the Skeleton Army. Also the only one who has a chin. 7/10

The 2D look is not working here. This looks like a Halloween window decal that would fall off after two days. 2/10

Microsoft’s bold outlines usually create a disturbing image, but I feel likeit works for the skull emoji. He looks like he is emerging from the void. 6/10, looks a little like an electric socket.

He is so sad! The tilted eye sockets make him seem like he has lost all hope in the world. 3/10, pitiful and not useful to the Army.

This is a socially isolated jellyfish. 0/10

A sturdy and big-boned fellow! He would carry through his military deities with strength and perseverance. 9/10, slightly neanderthalic.

Looks like a tiny ghost. 3/10 for the nice shading on the temples.

This resembles a plastic bag with holes in it. Or an octopus with a mustache. Either way not a skull -1/10

NOW THIS IS A SCARY SKULL! He’s unsettling but that’s the look we’re going for. Supermodels envy those cheekbones. 11/10

Sickly. Brings pestilence and famine upon the skeleton army. Death to all who look upon him.

-3618191992/10

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Pinterest: you’re in a vintage store that can literally find anything, so much that’s it’s concerning, in the woods with lots of wildflowers growing

twitter: youre passing people on the street eavesdropping on things you vaguely agree with

reddit: youre attending a fan club meeting where you can find and share any information as long as it sticks to one topic

instagram: box of 1$ assorted pokemon cards at a covnention and half are actually magic the gathering cards

tumblr: youre in your house cooking for a few friends and someone climbs through your window and demands your opinion on steven universe

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DID YOU FIND YOUR GAY, OR DO WE NEED TO HELP YOU FIND HIM

“YOUR GAY” they shouted. “DUDE YOUR GAY!!!” i ignored them. it wasnt until i got home that i realized my gay had escaped. those kind men were trying to tell me he was running away

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Trans women are fucking unbeatable they deal with so much shit just for being trans and a woman and a trans woman and yet they raise the bar high enough for the goddesses like goddamn trans women yall are the future. The future is transgender.

I love trans girls for lots of reasons but I think the biggest is that growing up as a girl for me was SO hard. horrible. nightmare. but they make it look happy and enjoyable... they redefine what womanhood is to me from something horrible to something beautiful... very hard to explain... me being a boy is awesome... and seeing trans people love womanhood in a way I couldn't is even better. thank u girls

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hi i’m a woman in a post apocalyptic word and I can shoot guns and arrows and use blades without cutting my fingers and only get the occasional tiny nick across my perfect cheek bones and dishevel two strands of my perfectly styled, washed, brushed hair.

hello there i'm a woman in a post apocalyptic society and i wake up every day with perfect eyeliner and zero body hair

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HOW THE FUCK DID THIS SHOW HAVE 8 SEASONS I JUST LOOKED IT UP

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I just asked my younger 3yo nephew if he was a boy or a girl and he said: ‘water tanker’

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Can I join in on the queerifying,

*gets inside your mind*

* makes you gay*

*leaves*

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NETFLIX WAS DOING SO WELL WITH THEIR QUEER REP. WE WERE SEEING QPOC, TRANS, NON-BINARY REPRESENTATION, BEAUTIFUL AND AUTHENTIC, LIKE

1. FEEL GOOD

2. ATYPICAL

3. YOUNG ROYALS

4. SEX EDUCATION

5. SENSE8

6. ELITE

7. NEVER HAVE I EVER

8. TALES OF THE CITY

9. THE CHILLING ADVENTURES OF SABRINA

(these are all good tv shows btw, would recommend them to anyone)

BUT WHAT IN THE GODDAMN FUCK IS THIS?!

HOW DID NETFLIX THINK IT WAS OKAY? HOW DID THE QUEER CREATORS LIKE SEAN HAYES AND GABE LIEDMAN THINK IT WAS OKAY?? HOW DID THE QUEER VOICE ACTORS THINK IT WAS OKAY??

Seriously though, the only credible thing about this show is Deb. There is a lack of studs and Black and Brown lesbians in the media, plus she’s actually really funny. 

BOTTOM LINE IS, HOW? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN AFTER SUCH A GOOD STREAK??

#lgbt #q-force #lgbt pride #netflix #wtf is this #gay #queer

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Tips for living alone

Buy a bat (I have my old color guard rifle) or similar. Keep it in your room/near your bed.

Get a lock for your bedroom door.

If you’re moving into a new place, change the locks. Who knows who had a key to your place before you.

Keep your phone/a phone in your room.

Get a weather alert system set up. App, weather call, little weather radio that tells you about major weather events.

Adopt a pet

Wave at your neighbors. Take note of the ones that make you uneasy. Watch out for kids always.

Be nice to your mail person. No matter what.

If you choose to drink/etc alone, unplug your wifi router. You’ll thank me.

Have extra seating. People sit when they visit. Your one comfy chair is great for you. Not so great for you + grandma + ur five cousins, your aunt, and a couple others.

Learn the self-Heimlich

When you take a shower, bring your phone to the bathroom in case you fall your phone is no longer halfway across the house, it’s just on your counter

Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

Idk what else

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Your the fucking billionaire and you hire a timid shy innocent person to be your personal assistant

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decorate the enclosure in rainbows while streaming Young Royals or some other exquisite TV show or movie with good gay rep. 

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I might as well rename my blog the gay penguins. 

Lesbian couple Rocky and Marmara, living at the SEA LIFE London Aquarium and together since 2014. They’ve built the largest colony in their enclosure and have raised the first genderless penguin chick.

Sphen and Magic are two penguins in a same sex, committed relationship living at the Sea Life Sydney Aquarium. They met in 2018 and became inseparable, and since then have created a life together. Workers at the aquarium say the have the most beautiful and possibly the neatest nest in the aquarium. 

They have a little girl named Sphengic, a foster egg after her parents abandoned, and recently were given a second egg after being seeing taking care of a rock. 

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THERE ARE SO MANY GAY PENGUINS WTF I’M CRYING

RONNIE AND REGGIE, ZSL LONDON ZOO, TOGETHER SINCE 2014, HAVE A A BEAUTIFUL SON NAMED KYTON.

ZSL LONDON ZOO ALSO IS HOME TO NADJA AND ZIMMER, AND DEV AND MARTIN. THERE’S RAINBOW, A ONE-YEAR-OLD WHO WAS BORN DURING PRIDE.

Sphen and Magic are two penguins in a same sex, committed relationship living at the Sea Life Sydney Aquarium. They met in 2018 and became inseparable, and since then have created a life together. Workers at the aquarium say the have the most beautiful and possibly the neatest nest in the aquarium. 

They have a little girl named Sphengic, a foster egg after her parents abandoned, and recently were given a second egg after being seeing taking care of a rock. 

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Skipper and Ping are also two emperor penguins in a gay relationship living at Berlin Zoo, having been together since 2013. The two desperately want to become fathers, having an already failed hatching in 2019

Sphen and Magic are two penguins in a same sex, committed relationship living at the Sea Life Sydney Aquarium. They met in 2018 and became inseparable, and since then have created a life together. Workers at the aquarium say the have the most beautiful and possibly the neatest nest in the aquarium. 

They have a little girl named Sphengic, a foster egg after her parents abandoned, and recently were given a second egg after being seeing taking care of a rock. 

#gay penguins people #penguins #gay #gay pride #lgbt #lgbt pride #queer #queer pride

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Sphen and Magic are two penguins in a same sex, committed relationship living at the Sea Life Sydney Aquarium. They met in 2018 and became inseparable, and since then have created a life together. Workers at the aquarium say the have the most beautiful and possibly the neatest nest in the aquarium. 

They have a little girl named Sphengic, a foster egg after her parents abandoned, and recently were given a second egg after being seeing taking care of a rock. 

#lgbt #gay #queer #queer pride #penguins #animals #THESE PENGUINS FCKING SAID GAY RIGHTS #gay rights #gay pride #zoos

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this was a 1985 show, when the US government still refused to fund studies for AIDs research. Shows how important it is to spread awareness, education, and advocacy on your platform, no matter how big.