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Ciri: Should we ask Lambert if he wants to play mud wrestling with us?

Aiden: Nah, leave him be. Ever since he started seriously dating Milena, he thinks that he's got a PhD in Maturity.

Ciri and Aiden: *scoff in unison*

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Vesemir: you should have known better! I expect more from each of you

Geralt:

Eskel:

Lambert: you’ve known us for years and you haven’t lowered your expectations yet? that’s on YOU

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Eskel: Guys, since this looks like the end, I just wanted you to know... You are really not the people I intended to die with.

Lambert: Ditto.

Geralt: This is pretty much what I expected, to be honest.

Jaskier: Actually, I'd always planned on the four of us being buried together in a joint tomb.

Eskel:

Geralt:

Lambert:

Jaskier:

Eskel: If we make it through this, you and I are having a serious talk.

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Auckes: Why don’t you take off that armor and slip into something a bit more... comfortable?

Zofia: I am most comfortable when I am impervious to most physical forms of attack.

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Ciri: I love sleepovers!

Lambert: this isn’t a sleepover, you’re in the infirmary.

Ciri: then what is this sweet drink?

Triss: that's a potion, Ciri. I’m giving it to you so you don’t die.

Ciri: truth or dare.

Lambert:

Triss:

Ciri:

Lambert: dare.

Triss: LAMBERT!

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Yennefer: I have the worst taste in men. If I've ever liked you, please work on yourself.

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Lambert: ow fuck! I cut my finger.

Milena: here, let me kiss it better.

Lambert, blushing furiously: oh- uh- okay.

*later*

Lambert: Aiden, I need you to punch me in the mouth.

Aiden, already winding up: done.

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Milena: Not to be corny, but sometimes I think my purpose on this earth is to love people, make them laugh, be kind, and share joy. That feels like enough for me sometimes.

Lambert: I’m here to maim and kill but your thing sounds very nice too

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Aleksander: So tell me a little about yourself.

Aiden: I'd rather not, I really like you.

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Jaskier: Boyfriends act real tough until it's nap time and they want to be the little spoon.

Geralt: *mumbles* I'm tough.

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Jaskier: My life is more difficult than anyone else's on the planet, and YES, I'm including starving children so DON'T ASK.

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