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YOU'RE BACK!!

crawls out from the rubble. Barely

#hi hi hi #anyway yes i am back on tumblr that's true #but im gonna need to reread the books to rekindle the belgariad brainrot enough to get this blog back up and running #which cannot happen before i quit my job #which i have done actually so. Soon. i want to return to that little world.... #currently working through my 3 month notice period... then.. maybe then #anyway yea i'm back <3 hii #i sat here just now actually scrolling thru the belgariad tag and remembered how badly i love so many of these characters... oh man #oh man #answered #starsharks

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the beglariad inspired dungeon synth album is straight bangers

#fan art #fan music #reblogged #mellowmagpie #the belgariad #belgarath the sorcerer #Welland Joyce

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David Eddings didn't explicitly call J.R.R. Tolkien "daddy" in the Rivan Codex for nothing!

#plagued by visions of daddy tolkien flashing before my eyes #whenever i let my mind wander #whole of rivan codex just being eddings saying huge shoutout to tolkien but he wasn't nearly horny enough #whatever you say david #the belgariad #meme #reblogged #ashmedais-corner

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The Belgariad & the Mallorean

By David & Leigh Eddings

#are these or are these not the superior belgariad book cover designs #riddle me this #the belgariad

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belgarath working overtime for 7000 years

#okay one post while im here #the belgariad #belgarath the sorcerer

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INSANE CROSSOVER ON MY DASHBOARD. heritage post

Botanic Tournament : Main Bracket !

Round 1 Poll N

Commentary by Adara's submitter :

This might be cheating because the flower was named after her but :D

TFW your cousin who you've known for a month creates a flower for you out of a stick and some grass and then it turns out to be a miracle medicine

Why this is not cheating, actually

(Buttercups)

#hiiii besties #i have all the books in my bookshelf and once the clock strikes hyperfixation i shall reread them and return to this blog #mark my words #or rather i shall one day reread the books and that will rekindle my hyperfixation of them and i will then return to this blog #but potato tomato amiright #i had to do a double take seeing this post just randomly lile WHAT #WHAT DO YOU MEAN THE BELGARIAD EXISTS OUTSIDE OF MY HEAD #all i need to do to return to the loving embrace of rereading the belgariad again is to quit my job #which i will. in june #meet me again here in the summer of '24..... #mod post #using this post as my diary now #gosh wasn't it so fun to run this blog... ive been away from tumblr almost entirely for like 2 years but Now. Soon.. well im here again now #i really should reread the books #is there still a little belgariad tumblr fandom community on here?

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Belgarath: When I die, please donate my body to science.

Belgarath: Except for my middle finger, give that to Zedar.

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Eriond: Hey, UL, did you know that 'thot' is short for “thoughtful person” in the Alorn kingdoms?

UL: I didn’t ! Thanks for telling me!

(later)

UL: Thanks so much for visiting me, Belar. You are such a thot.

Belar, wheezing: I’m a what?!?

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Polgara: I don’t have a resting bitch face. My bitch face is always on duty, ever vigilant. My bitch face will rest when its work is done.

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Silk: In my defense, I simply don’t vibe with the law.

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Torak: I am not a bad guy! I just have a bad personality, it's not my fault. Some people are born with fucked personalities.

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Silk to Lelldorin: I dare you-

Garion: Lelldorin isn’t allowed to accept dares anymore.

Silk: Why?

Lelldorin: “I have no regard for my own or others personal safety", as some would say.

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The other gods: Are you drinking enough water?

Mara: Sometimes my tears get in my mouth.

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Belgarath: I'm having salad for dinner!

Belgarath: Well, fruit salad.

Belgarath: Actually, it's mostly grapes.

Belgarath: Okay, it's all grapes.

Belgarath: Fermented grapes.

Belgarath: It's wine. I'm having wine for dinner.

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Aldur: I raised seven perfectly functional, well-adjusted disciples.

Poledra: Oh, dear. Do you have another seven disciples I don't know about?

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Garion: What are you drinking?

Silk: Vodka.

Garion: Straight?

Silk: No, gay. Why?

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Polgara: I don't understand people who justify betrayal by being drunk.

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Polgara: When I drink I keep asking Durnik to marry me again.

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