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i forgot tumblr existed

i bet all of y’all who actually remember me are very confused LMAO

anyways maybe i’ll post again sometimes bc i still play cod zombies like all the time. yk cause of the autism and shit.

do people still make cod content on here

slay the day away guys

#call of duty #call of duty cold war #black ops cold war #call of duty black ops cold war #frank woods #cod zombies #am i back? #maybe #who knows #did you miss me? #probably not #rahhhh

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Soap: Make no mistake. Not only am i party rocking, but I am also in the house tonight.

Gaz: But are you shuffling?

Soap: Every day

Ghost: What language are you guys speaking?

#call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #cod mw22 #john soap mactavish #john mactavish #simon ghost riley #simon riley #kyle garrick #kyle gaz garrick #slay fr

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Gaz: Just be yourself! Say something nice :)

Ghost: Which one? I can’t be both.

#call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #simon ghost riley #simon riley #kyle gaz garrick #kyle garrick #john soap mactavish #soapghost #ghostsoap #yeah i did it #bitches #anyway lmao #modern warfare #cod mw22 #incorrrect quotes

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Soap: Do you think lava tastes spicy?

Price: Soap don’t fucking eat lava

Gaz: Try it and let us know

Ghost: Actually since it’s molten rock, it would probably taste dry and dusty

Soap: Ghost you’re the only one who understands me

#incorrect quotes #call of duty #call of duty modern warfare #cod mw22 #modern warfare #captain price #john mactavish #simon riley #kyle gaz garrick #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #captain john price #i’m back again #maybe #perhaps

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Dempsey: Hope you get run over

Richtofen: Hoping is all well and good, but ultimately it gets you nowhere. Be the change you wish to see in the world. Get in your car and run me the fuck down instead of waiting for others to do your work for you, you coward. You lazy fool.

#call of duty zombies #cod zombies #edward richtofen #tank dempsey #ultimis crew #ultimis richtofen #ultimis dempsey #slay

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Takeo: In your opinion, what’s the height of stupidity?

Richtofen: *turning to Dempsey* How tall are you?

#call of duty #call of duty zombies #cod zombies #edward richtofen #tank dempsey #takeo masaki #ultimis crew #ultimis takeo #ultimis richtofen #ultimis dempsey #im going insane #lollll

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Richtofen: You know what they say, go big or go home!

Maxis: Richtofen i am begging you, for the love of god please go home!

Richtofen: *whispers* I’m going big

#call of duty #call of duty zombies #cod zombies #edward richtofen #ultimis richtofen

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Ultimis Richtofen: I have learned a valuable lesson today

Ultimis Takeo: I’m going to guess it’s a distorted version of the lesson you should have learned

Ultimis Richtofen: Death isn’t real and i am basically god.

Ultimis Takeo: Sounds about right

#call of duty #call of duty zombies #cod zombies #edward richtofen #ultimis crew #ultimis richtofen #ultimis takeo #takeo masaki #live laugh lobotomy

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Primis Richtofen: Uh, I don’t think we can manipulate, mansplain, malewife our way out of this one…

Ultimis Richtofen: *cracks knuckles*

Ultimis Richtofen: Manslaughter it is.

#call of duty #call of duty zombies #cod zombies #edward richtofen #primis richtofen #ultimis richtofen #hi i’m not dead #surprise #once again #i hate it here #incorrect quotes

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Mason: Woods what did you make for dinner?

Woods staring at the pot of burnt spaghetti: Regretti

#call of duty #call of duty cold war #black ops cold war #call of duty black ops cold war #frank woods #black ops 1 #hi i’m not dead #i’m not funny

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Bell: I guess you could say i’m a chicken magnet.

Adler: Dont you mean chick magnet?

[Distant clucking sounds]

Bell: We need to leave. Now

#call of duty #call of duty cold war #black ops cold war #call of duty black ops cold war #russel adler #i have returned #kinda sorta

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Lazar: You look beautiful today

Park: Than-

Lazar: HA! April Fools!

Lazar: You look beautiful everyday!

#call of duty #call of duty cold war #black ops cold war #call of duty black ops cold war #helen park #lazar azoulay

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Sims: Move, you’re blocking the view.

Adler: Bitch I am the view.

#call of duty black ops cold war #call of duty cold war #cod cold war #call of duty #russel adler #lawrence sims

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Adler: Have you found anything?

Bell: I think he knows he’s being followed.

Adler: How so?

Bell: Well, every 5 minutes or so he turns around and twerks at the camera.

Adler:

#call of duty #black ops cold war #call of duty cold war #call of duty black ops cold war #russel adler

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Hudson: You’re really pushing all of my buttons.

Woods: Well yeah, I still haven’t found the mute button.

#call of duty #black ops cold war #call of duty cold war #call of duty black ops cold war #frank woods #black ops 1 #jason hudson

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Woods: Ask me why you’re my best friend

Mason: This feels like a trap.

Woods: Just ask!

Mason: Fine, why am i your best friend?

Woods, turning on a powerpoint presentation: Well I’m glad you asked!

#call of duty #black ops cold war #call of duty cold war #call of duty black ops cold war #frank woods #black ops 1

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#cod zombies #call of duty zombies #cod zombies memes #ultimis #primis #call of duty #poggers