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the submissions are off actually
I haveth fixed it
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Would you ever consider allowing people to submit ideas for incorrect tdp quotes, or could that simply be done via an ask?
I think I do have my submissions on?? I definitely would appreciate any and all submissions thanks so much
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Callum: Do you wanna hear a joke about ghosts?
Rayla: no.
Callum: That's the spirit!!
Rayla: Never talk to me again.
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Rayla: There is no way I'm allowing you to do this
Callum: :(
Rayla: -without me.
Callum: :D
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This jackassery will not stand!
Rayla to Callum and Ezran
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Ezran, thinking about chamomile tea: Oh yeah I love it, the calming tea.
Ezran, actually drinking chamomile tea: The hot hay water has not relaxed me.
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Callum: :(
Rayla: Turn that frown upside down!
Callum: ):
Rayla: Now listen here you little shit.
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Soren: See? One day you're going to look back on this and laugh.
Caudia: I assure you, for the rest o my life, every time I look back on this I will personally make my way over to you and smack you.
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Harrow: If you blow your pen cap like this, it makes a whistling noise.
Callum: Like this?
Harrow: No, you're just doing a regular whistle.
Rayla: Like this?
Harrow: No, you're also just-
Ezran: Like this?
Harrow: You're not even holding up a pen!
Everyone: [whistling uncontrollably.]
Harrow: This was a mistake. I realize this was a huge mistake.
Ezran, giggling between loud whistles: This is the best day of my life!
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Ezran: Time for plan sparkles!
Callum: Plan sparkles?
Rayla: We ran out of letters a long time ago.
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Soren: Hi!
Rayla: hello [sweats as she tries to remember his name.] human.
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Rayla: Okay, so what now?
Callum: I don't know.
Rayla: You don't know?! This was your plan!
Callum: Yeah, but I didn't expect this much of it to work out!
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Callum: I sent you to the grocery store and you came back two hours later empty handed!
Ezran: Actually, I did get cookies, I just ate them all before I got back.
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Callum: We need you to distract the bad guys.
Rayla: Right.
Callum: What are you going to do?
Rayla: Kill them. That ought'a distract them.
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Fucking superb, you funky little lesbian.
Soren, when Claudia does literally anything.
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Claudia: You're going to kill a fish? w h y ?
Soren: Revenge.
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Viren to Harrow: I'm not going to stand here and listen to you accusing me of things I clearly did!
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