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Incorrect Project: Eden's Garden Quotes
Selection of quotes edited to be said by Project: Eden's Garden characters, because these jokes haven't been run into the ground already (please don't take anything shipping-related here too seriously, I'm mostly going with whatever I think is funniest/most relevant)
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Toshiko: But that's silly! Going to the grocery store is easy! You just walk right in and there you are!
Mark: Not if you have depression.
Toshiko: Oh, I see.
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Diana thought Madoka Magica was fun and games.
She was wrong
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he 100% would say this to wolfgang
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Jett: Look, Grace; you have to treat a car like you treat a woman.
Grace: ...Go on.
Jett:
Jett: No. I feel like I've made a mistake of some kind.
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Tozu: YYYYYYEEEEEEESSSSS!!
Tozu: KILL!!!!!!!!
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Cassidy: What magic do I learn if I want to kill people with my mind?
Wenona: Marketing
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Toshiko: Jett likes you very much, he'd throw himself in front of a moving car for you!
Mark: He'd throw himself in front of a car for fun.
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Tozu: *emerges into the courtroom in a cloud of smoke*
Kai: Oh my god, it's Lady Gaga!!
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Ingrid: If you don't know what to get your friends and/or family for the holidays, literally nobody would be mad at receiving a sword. Get them a sword.
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Damon: *holding up Jett's dragster suit* Cassidy, do you know what this thing is!?
Cassidy: ...Stinky?
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Grace: Time for ul-tra-vi-o-lence. ♪
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Jett: We as a society should revere Scooby-Doo more. It would be considered a great and prestigious honor bestowed upon only a select few to create the next Scooby-Doo reboot, and if you screw it up you get excommunicated.
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Toshiko: Shucks!!!!!
Grace: Hey, I'm upset about it too, but let's watch the fucking language.
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Eva: Are you calling me a liar?
Kai: WELL I AIN'T CALLIN' YOU A TRUTHER!!
#//let's face it you all knew this one was coming#project: eden's garden#project eden's garden#source: drake and josh#incorrect quote
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Ingrid: I’m into polyarmory
Toshiko: you mean polyamory right?
Ingrid: *with multiple swords* what
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Grace: I think I have a crush on Wolfgang.
Toshiko: *gasp*
Toshiko: ...Why am I gasping? I already knew that.
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Damon: Wait a minute; this academy is built on radioactive waste AND an ancient Indian burial ground? That would never happen.
Tozu: You obviously don't know anything about the U.S. government.
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