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Sarah: I don’t talk trash, I talk smack. They’re totally different. Trash talk is hypothetical, like: Your mom is so fat she can eat the internet. But smack talk is happening like right now. Like: You’re ugly and I know it for a fact ’cause I got the evidence right there.

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Toby: Sarah, can I have a story?

Sarah: Once upon a time, there was a little boy that made his sister so crazy she decided to sell him to a circus.

Toby, terrified: An evil circus?

Sarah, guilty: No, a nice one with monkeys.

Toby: Thank you.

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Jareth: My whole life is an open book.

Sarah: Your whole life is an open blouse!

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Sarah: Ludo is fine, but Hoggle has damage to over fifty percent of his body; he broke his nose.

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Sarah: I just want to lie on the beach and eat hot dogs. That’s all I’ve ever wanted.

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Sarah: Care to sit? I'm sure you'd like to take some weight off your cloven hooves.

Jareth: Calling me the devil? How original, Sarah.

Sarah: Actually I was calling you a goat, you goat.

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Hoggle: I don’t mean to sound harsh-

Sarah: You may not mean to, but I bet you will.

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Hoggle: Oh man, look at Sarah. She’s pacing slowly. For her, that’s like a full-on rage-fuelled freakout.

Sir Didymus: The only thing worse is when she stands perfectly still.

Ludo: Oh, no.

Sir Didymus: She’s standing perfectly still.

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Sarah: I blame myself.

Hoggle: I blame you, too.

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Jareth: Being good is for suckers. What do you even get out of it?

Sarah: A feeling of fulfillment in your soul.

Jareth: Gross.

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Jareth: I don’t HAVE paranormal experiences. I AM

a paranormal experience.

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Goblin: It’s just that you can be a bit judgemental at times...

Jareth: What a stupid thing to say. Name one time I’ve been judgemental.

Goblin:...

Jareth:...

Goblin:...

Jareth: Oh, I see. Mere seconds ago.

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Sarah: I just want you to know that you mean a lot to me and if the need arose, I would kill for you.

Hoggle: Yeah, no offense, I’ve watched you burn someone over a grape. That doesn’t mean much coming from you.

Sarah: I’d…die for you…?

Hoggle: I’ve read your diary. That also doesn’t mean much. Also you should probably see a therapist.

Sarah:…I’d let go of a long-standing grudge for you?

Hoggle: *happy gasp* Awww!

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Hoggle: I’m sorry, I’m uncomfortable with emotions.

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Sarah: We have fun, don’t we, Hoggle?

Hoggle: I’ve never been more stressed out in my entire life.

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Goblin: So, I’ve already made up a list of enemies, which I’ve narrowed down from 26 to 5.

Jareth: Just in the Kingdom?

Goblin: Just in this building.

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Sarah: Hoggle, I need help

Hoggle: Of course. What is it?

Sarah: Well, it's kind of private.

Jareth: *appears in puff of glitter* Did someone say private?

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