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Stephen: This isn't a choice, like my diet. It's necessary, like my drinking.

#// this is in response to the cooking segment last week where stephen was all about the drinks #c: stephen c #stephen colbert #source: veep #veep #late show with stephen colbert #show: lssc #lssc #incorrect quotes #incorrect late night quotes #oth: the queue cards

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Jordan: There's no way I'm going to fit in there.

Jon: Well, it's bigger than your mother's womb and you were in there until you were fifteen.

#c: jordan k #c: jon s #jordan klepper #jon stewart #the daily show #the daily show with jon stewart #show: tdsjon #show: the oppo #the opposition w/ jordan klepper #the opposition #source: veep #veep #incorrect quotes #incorrect late night quotes #oth: the queue cards

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Sam: Get the government out of my fuckin' snatch.

#// can I do this without any more lines? lol #c: sam b #samantha bee #Full Frontal with Samantha Bee #full frontal with Sam bee #sam bee #full frontal #show: ffsam #veep #source: veep #incorrect quotes #incorrect late night quotes #oth: the queue cards

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Trevor: He is, like, in Central Europe, there is a bad companion for Santa Claus, and on Christmas, if children are naughty, he takes away the presents. It's like a man, but it's very tall.

Hasan: Jordan!

Roy: It's Jordan.

#c: trevor n #c: hasan m #c: roy w #c: jordan k #trevor noah #hasan minhaj #roy wood jr #jordan klepper #show: tdstrevor #show: the oppo #the daily show #the daily show with trevor noah #the opposition w/ jordan klepper #the opposition #source: veep #veepedit #incorrect quotes #incorrect late night quotes #oth: the queue card

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John: You know what I like about the two of you? It's not clear who's the top.

Jon: I am.

Stephen: *looks at Jon and smiles*

John: Oh. Yeah.

#c: john o #John Oliver #jon stewart #c: jon s #c: stephen c #stephen colbert #ship: jon and stephen #stewbert #show: tdsjon #show: tcr #the daily show #the daily show with jon stewart #the colbert report #source: veep #veep #incorrect quotes #incorrect late night quotes #oth: the queue cards

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Jason: I think our engagement was pretty romantic.

Sam: You gave me a half eaten ring pop.

Jason: But you still said yes.

#c: sam b #c: jason j #ship: sam and jasson #source: tumblr #source: original #source: incorrectxfiles #show: ffsam #show: tdsjon #samantha bee #jason jones #full frontal with sam bee #full frontal #full frontal with samantha bee #incorrect quotes #incorrect late night quotes

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WHY DID I NOT FOLLOW THIS BLOG SOONER I LOVE IT

asking questions –> @lucyintheenglishgarden

The blog is brand new, and I’ve been slow on the uptake. But I am so glad you found it! :D Send any and all incorrect quotes and suggestions! I hope you enjoy.

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Jimmy: Seth, you're a genius!

Seth: Yeah, I get called that a lot.

Jimmy: What? A genius?

Seth: No. Seth.

#c: seth m #c: jimmy f #seth meyers #jimmy fallon #late night with seth meyers #show: lnsm #tonight show with jimmy fallon #show: tsjf #incorrect quotes #incorrect late night quotes #source: spongebob squarepants #spongebon squarepants

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Andy: Are you really playing the gay card right now?

Anderson: *snaps fingers* Yas, queen.

#// because anderson is very similar to holt tbh #c: andy c #andy cohen #c: anderson c #anderson cooper #watch what happens live #watch what happens live with andy cohen #show: wwhlandy #source: brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn nine nine #ship: andy and anderson #incorrect quotes #incorrect late night quotes

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Conan: Truth is, I only know of one truly platonic relationship.

Andy: You and me.

Conan: Don't make me laugh, Andy. You want to hit this so hard.

#c: conan o #c: andy r #show: conan #Conan O'Brien #andy richter #conan #source: how i met your mother #how i met your mother #incorrect quotes #incorrect late night quotes

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John: Well, remember when you told me not to burn down the show?

Jon: You burned down the show?

John: No, I had the fire put out almost immediately. This is a success story.

#c: john o #john oliver #c: jon s #jon stewart #show: tdsjon #the daily show with jon stewart #the daily show #source: brooklyn nine nine #brooklyn nine nine #incorrect quotes #incorrect late night quotes

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Steve: *staring at Nancy across the room at a party*

Steve: I'm gonna do it.

Stephen: You should.

Steve: I'm gonna go talk to her.

Stephen: Talk to her.

Steve: I'm gonna.

Stephen: Okay, but you're still standing here.

Steve: Here I go.

Stephen: ...haven't moved.

Steve: Shut up.

#steve carell #stephen colbert #nancy wells #nancy carell #c: steve c #c: stephen c #source: newsroom #newsroom #incorrect quotes #incorrect late night quotes #ship: nancy and steve #show: seccity

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