incorrect-one-chicago

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Voight: So how'd you convince the whole squad to betray me? What'd you offer them?

Antonio: I asked them if they wanted to embarrass you, and they instantly said yes.

#chicago pd #hank voight #antonio dawson #one chicago #incorrect chicago pd #source: b99

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Emily Choi: On a scale from “damn Daniel” to “fre sha vaca do” how are you guys feeling?

Terry: I’m in between “it’s an avocado, thanks” and “how did you defeat captain america” but as a solid answer I would say “I don’t need a degree to be a clothing hanger.”

Curry: Probably “road work ahead.”

Ethan: I speak multiple languages and this is none of them.

#chicago med #Emily Choi #terry mcneal #elsa curry #ethan choi #one chicago #incorrect chicago med #source: smilingstark

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Will, getting ready to see Connor again: Can I tell him he looks nice?

Natalie: Sure.

Will: Can I tell him I miss him?

Natalie: Maybe, if he asks.

Will: Can I show him an oil painting I made of us surrounded by our 3 cats and 4 dogs?

Natalie:

Natalie: I'd save that for later.

#chicago med #will halstead #natalie manning #connor rhodes #rhodestead #one chicago #incorrect chicago med #source: incorrectbucko

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Atwater: Do you think different paints have different tastes?

Mouse: They do.

Atwater: ...Why did you say that with such certainty?

#chicago pd #kevin atwater #Mouse Gerwitz #greg gerwitz #one chicago #incorrect chicago pd #source: ???

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Atwater: Did you do something stupid?

Ruzek: I think we both know the answer to that.

#chicago pd #kevin atwater #Adam Ruzek #one chicago #incorrect chicago pd #source: suburgatory

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Noah: Things just went from worse to worser.

Reese: That’s not a word, but continue.

#chicago med #noah sexton #sarah reese #one chicago #incorrect chicago med #source: pretty little liars

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Casey: I think you owe me an apology.

Severide: I’ll apologize to you in hell!

Casey: ...

Severide: I actually don’t know what this is about. Sorry i took such a hard stance.

#Chicago Fire #matt casey #Kelly Severide #One Chicago #incorrect chicago fire #source: b99

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Connor: Wanna play a game?

Maggie: Sure.

Connor: It's called "Connor or Kol." I tell you things Will's said recently. You guess if he was speaking to me or our dog.

Maggie: That shouldn't be that hard-

Connor: Quote number one: "I would die for you."

Maggie: ...I stand corrected.

#chicago med #connor rhodes #maggie lockwood #will halstead #rhodestead #One Chicago #incorrect chicago med #source: incorrectbucko

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Jay: I need that bed.

Will: Why?

Jay: Because I need it.

Will: Why?

Jay: Because if someone were to break in here in the middle of the night wanting to murder us, they would attack this bed first, so I need that bed.

Will: So you're saying that you want me to get murdered first?! In front of you? And then what would you do? Would you just run away and leave me to bleed out on the floor?!

Jay: Uh, sort of, that was the plan, yeah. I need that bed! I need it, so.

Will: You know what,Jay?! You get murdered first for once!

Jay: No, you get murdered first!

#chicago pd #chicago med #jay halstead #will halstead #one chicago #incorrect chicago pd #incorrect chicago med #source: schitt's creek

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Voight: Can anyone tell me where Ruzek is and why he’s not here.

Hailey, whispering to Jay: I thought I told you to keep an eye on him.

Voight: Upton! Halstead!

Jay: Sorry, I haven’t seen him since the last time I saw him.

Voight: Yes, but when was that?

Jay: Last time I saw him? It was definitely the time I saw him last.

#chicago pd #hank voight #hailey upton #jay halstead #adam ruzek #one chicago #incorrect chicago pd #source: teen wolf

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Ethan: Maybe, because you’re good-looking, you’re used to getting away with things. But, I want you to know that your actions have an effect on others, and you are a horrible person, and you not understanding you’re a horrible person doesn’t make you less of a horrible person.

Crockett: You think I’m good-looking?

#chicago med #ethan choi #crockett marcel #ethan x crockett #marchoi #one chicago #incorrect chicago med #source: bojack horseman

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Natalie: Now I know you don't like to relinquish control-

Will: Aw, come on, relinquish is just a fancy word for lose!

#chicago med #natalie manning #will halstead #one chicago #incorrect chicago med #source: friends

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Dawson: Is that a praying mantis?

Sylvie: I think so. 

Jimmy: Don’t have sex with it. It’ll eat you afterwards.

Dawson, sarcastically: Good call. It was looking at me all seductive like.

Jimmy, completely serious: That’s how they get you.

#chicago fire #gabriella dawson #sylvie brett #jimmy borrelli #one chicago #incorrect chicago fire #source: tumblr

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Burgess:Jesus Christ, is that Platt? If she finds out what we're doing here-

Roman: Relax, Burgess. It's our day off. She has no authority over us on our days off. She has no right to question us, and, if she tries to, I'll tell her as much.

Platt: Morning.

Burgess: Morning, Sgt. Platt.

Platt: Why are you two out on your own?

Roman: I'm not really sure that's–

Platt: Speak up.

Roman: I'm not really sure that's any of your business.

Platt:

Roman:

Platt: I'm going to assume that was an ill-judged attempt at humour, Officer Roman.

Roman: Yes

#chicago pd #kim burgess #sean roman #trudy platt #one chicago #incorrect chicago pd #source: derry girls

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Adam: You know, guys are kind of scared to talk to y–

Hailey: Good.

#chicago pd #adam ruzek #hailey upton #one chicago #incorrect chicago pd #100

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Dr. Charles: Name a way to be nice to others.

Voight: Don’t kill them.

Dr. Charles: ...setting the bar a little low, but I’ll allow it.

#chicago med #chicago pd #dr charles #Daniel Charles #hank voight #one chicago #incorrect chicago med #incorrect chicago pd #source: twitter #200

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Lanik: Dr. Charles told you your plan was a failure?

Curry: Basically, yeah.

Lanik: Oh well, what did he say?

Curry: He told me to come back to him once I had a clearer idea of what my plan was.

Lanik: And then he told you it was a failure?

Curry: Well no, not like that. Not exactly.

Lanik: I'm sorry, I'm just trying to figure out when he called your plan a failure.

Curry: Okay, maybe he didn't call my plan a failure...but it was insinuated.

Lanik: Okay. So you know that I think your plan is a good idea, and you know that I mean that, because I'm incapable of faking sincerity. I'm also just incapable of sincerity in general.

Curry: Okay, you know what, I'm going through it right now, and I actually think that I might've been the one that insinuated that my plan was a failure.

Lanik: Wait, YOU blew something out of proportion?

#chicago med #elsa curry #jimmy lanik #dr charles #Daniel Charles #one chicago #incorrect chicago med #source: schitt's creek