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Buck : Why do you let me win when we race up the stairs? You’re the faster one.

Eddie: Erm... it’s nice see your smile when you win!

*later*

Buck : He was probably just staring at my ass,huh

Hen : Yeah, probably.

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Buck : *is wearing silk pants* How does this look?

Eddie : Like its slips on and off really easily.

Buck :

Eddie : No, I didn't mean it like that-

Albert: We know what you meant.

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Maddie: Eddie , that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.

Buck : Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Eddie : Oh yeah? *gets really close to Buck * How about a muffin on the house baby?

Buck , giggling: I’m pretty.

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*Eddie and Buck flirting with each other yet again*

Maddie: And you two are sure you're not dating?

Eddie : 100%.

Buck : Of course not! Why would you think that?

Maddie: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Buck . I fucking wonder.

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Maddie: Hey, what have you two been doing?

Chim: we were helping Eddie with his wedding vows and we were kicked out of his house for making it inappropriate.

Ravi: How is “Nice ass, Buck ” inappropriate?

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Buck : Guys, I’ve been meaning to tell you… Eddie and I are dating.

Eddie , Maddie, Christopher, and Chim: *gasp*

Buck : Eddie , why are you surprised?!

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Buck : We should be partners.

Eddie : You mean like, partners in crime?

Buck : Yeah... that’s precisely what I meant.

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Buck : Hey, about that love letter you sent me-

Eddie : *blushes* What are your thoughts?

Buck : The fourth sentence-

Eddie : Yeah, that’s where I got really emotional and I-

Buck : It’s “you’re” not “your”.

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Eddie : That's ridiculous, Buck doesn't have a crush on me.

Hen: Yes he does

Chim: Yes he does

Buck : Yes I do.

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Hen: Who would you swipe right for? Eddie or Buck ?

Chim: I would delete the app.

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Eddie : Hey, I’m getting in the shower. Wanna help me out?

Buck : ...Have you never taken a shower before?

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Buck : Isn’t it weird that we can’t ride any other animal except horses. Like if horses weren’t a thing, humans would be fucked cause we couldn’t ride any other animals. Like riding animals wouldn’t really be a thing. We should probably be more grateful to horses.

Chim: Elephants.

Buck : Blocked.

Maddie: Camels.

Buck : Extra blocked.

Hen: Donkeys.

Buck : Ultra blocked.

Eddie : That dick.

Buck : ...Followed.

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Buck: What is your biggest weakness?

Eddie: I can be uncooperative.

Buck: Okay, can you give me an example?

Eddie: No

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Buck : *Accidentally hits Eddie in the face*

Buck : *Trying to decide between saying 'I’m fucking sorry' and 'Are you okay'*

Buck : ARE YOU FUCKING SORRY?!

Eddie: What’s wrong with you?

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Chim: Why do you look like that?

Eddie , laying face-first on the floor: Like what?

Chim: Like you’re dead.

Eddie : It’s because I’m dying. Leave me here to perish.

Hen: Eddie accidentally called Buck “babe” in front of everyone today.

Eddie : *sobs into the floor*

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Buck , going over Eddie's resume: Okay, so right here, it states that you’re creative.

Eddie: Yes

Buck : Okay... may I know what you create?

Buck : Problems

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Eddie: *dangles hand off bed*

Buck, under the bed: *grabs hand*

Eddie: This is nice :)

Eddie: Wait, why the fuck are you under my bed-

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