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Ashido: You often use humor to deflect serious emotional trauma.

Kaminari: Thanks

Ashido: I didn’t say that’s a good thing.

Kaminari: All I heard was you think I’m funny.

#bakusquad #ashido mina #kaminari denki

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Kaminari: You look anxious.

Sero: It’s probably the anxiety.

#bakusquad #kaminari denki #sero hanta

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Ashido: You know, I actually have a black belt.

Sero: In karate?

Ashido: No, from Gucci.

#bakusquad #ashido mina #sero hanta

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Kaminari: So who do we call to bail us out?

Kirishima: We could call Bakugou but I think I feel safer in jail.

#bakusquad #kaminari denki #kirishima eijirou

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Kirishima: Okay, I need you to swear-

Bakugou: Fuck.

Kirishima: No, swear as in promise.

#bakusquad #kirishima eijirou #bakugou katsuki

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Ashido: So how’s Kaminari?

Bakugou: Well, I have bad news.

Ashido: Oh God, what-

Bakugou: Unfortunately, he’s still alive.

#bakusquad #ashido mina #bakugou katsuki #kaminari denki

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Kirishima: Do you ever want to talk about your feelings, Bakugou?

Bakugou: No.

Sero: I do!

Kirishima: I know, Sero.

Sero: I’m sad.

Kirishima: I know, Sero.

#bakusquad #kirishima eijirou #bakugou katsuki #sero hanta

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Bakugou: ARE YOU-

Kaminari: Fucking.

Bakugou: KIDDING ME?! YOU-

Kaminari: Fucking.

Bakugou: IDIOT!

Sero: …What was that?

Kaminari: Uraraka banned Bakugou from swearing, so I’m helping him out.

#bakusquad #bakugou katsuki #kaminari denki #sero hanta #uraraka ochako #kacchako

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Kaminari: You saved me! Why?

Bakugou: People would think I murdered you if I didn't.

#bakusquad #kaminari denki #bakugou katsuki

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Ashido: Isn't it amazing how I can feel so bad and still look so good?

#bakusquad #ashido mina

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Kaminari: You were stabbed. Do you remember anything?

Bakugou: Only the ambulance ride to the hospital.

Ashido: That wasn't an ambulance, I drove you.

Bakugou: But I heard a siren.

Sero: That was Kirishima.

Kirishima: Sorry, I got nervous.

#bakusquad #kaminari denki #bakugou katsuki #ashido mina #sero hanta #kirishima eijirou

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Sero: Would you slap Kaminari-

Bakugou: Yes.

Sero: I didn't even finish!

Bakugou: Continue.

Sero: Would you slap Kaminari for 10 dollars?

Bakugou: I would do it for free.

Kaminari: Rude...

#bakusquad #sero hanta #bakugou katsuki #kaminari denki

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Ashido: Just be yourself. Say something nice.

Bakugou: Which one? I can't do both.

#bakusquad #ashido mina #bakugou katsuki

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Jirou: I feel like doing something stupid.

Kaminari: I’m stupid, do me.

#bakusquad #jirou kyouka #kaminari denki

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Bakugou: FIGHT ME, YOU NERD ASS SLUT!

Kaminari: At least try to sound slightly more sophisticated when you threaten someone.

Bakugou: Oh, I'm sorry. I should ask; dost thou want to engage in a duel, my good bitch?

Kaminari: Somehow that's worse.

#bakusquad #bakugou katsuki #kaminari denki

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Kirishima: Ashido, you love me, right?

Ashido: Normally I’d say yes without hesitation, but I feel like this is going somewhere I won’t like.

#bakusquad #kirishima eijirou #ashido mina #kirimina

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Kirishima: Kaminari, what are you doing?

Kaminari: Making chocolate pudding.

Kirishima: It's four in the morning, why are you making chocolate pudding?

Kaminari: Because I've lost control of my life.

#bakusquad #kirishima eijirou #kaminari denki