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Coral Siren: Just because something is theoretically impossible doesn't mean it's not possible!

Harmony: ...I believe that is exactly what it means, actually.

#shantae #coral siren #harmony #incorrect shantae #source: bones

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Octo Siren: I don't even care. I've got a lot going on today, so...

Zapple: Are you just eating a bowl of jelly?

Octo Siren: What does it look like?

Zapple: A bowl of jelly.

Octo Siren: Well, it is a bowl of jelly.

#shantae #octo siren #zapple #incorrect shantae #source: new girl

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Ammo Baron: ...why are there six people outside who say they want to meet with me?

Twitch: Well, you know how you love us because you haven't had a single meeting since we started working here? That's because every time someone calls and requests a meeting with you, we reschedule it to March 31st.

Ammo Baron: Why?

Vinegar: Because we didn't think March 31st existed. "Thirty days hath September, April, March, November..."

#shantae #ammo baron #twitch #vinegar #incorrect shantae #source: parks and rec

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Holly Lingerbean: The existence of a girlfriend implies the existence of a girlfoe. This is a role I'm willing to provide.

#shantae #holly lingerbean #incorrect shantae #source: twitter

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[Sky, Rottytops, and Bolo are setting up an ambush for Hypno Baron]

Rottytops: Ha! Now we've got him!

[It is at that exact moment they get surrounded by ghosts]

Bolo: ...right where he wants us!

#shantae #rottytops #bolo #sky #hypno baron #incorrect shantae #source: transformers

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Ammo Baron: Okay okay, final offer! If you join the Ammonian Army, you get all the benefits I listed before...and we'll throw in this!

[A couple of Ammonian soldiers pull back a pair of red curtains, and Bolo gasps]

Bolo: A luxurious modern studio space with included amenities at an affordable rate!?

[Later...]

Shantae: Bolo, please, this isn't your heart!

Bolo: Yes the fuck it is.

#shantae #ammo baron #bolo #incorrect shantae #source: tumblr

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Rottytops: Were you killed, bro?

Abner: Sadly, yes...but I lived!

#shantae #rottytops #abner cadaver #incorrect shantae #source: ice age

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Anglerfish Siren: I hear your concerns. And sometimes I hear ghosts.

#shantae #anglerfish siren #incorrect shantae #source: jellystone

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[The Barons are gathered for a meeting]

Armor Baron: So, where's Squid Baron?

Hypno Baron: Oh, who knows? I don't even know where he lives.

Ammo Baron: He doesn't live at your place?

Techno Baron: I've always pictured him in a lighthouse!

#shantae #armor baron #hypno baron #ammo baron #techno baron #squid baron #incorrect shantae #source: arrested development

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Bolo: I knew this day would come. Just me, and the giant mutant wiener dogs...

Vera, raising an eyebrow: You knew this day would come?

#shantae #bolo #vera #incorrect shantae #source: kim possible

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Ammo Baron: Besides, Techno Baron loves math! He also loves knives, because they're basically the same thing.

#shantae #ammo baron #techno baron #incorrect shantae #source: skullgirls

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Abner: Okay, you know what? You're in time-out. Get on top of the fridge. Get on there.

Rottytops, climbing the fridge: This house is a fucking nightmare!

#shantae #abner cadaver #rottytops #incorrect shantae #source: vine

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Armor Baron: Are we fighting?

Risky: If we were, you would be on the floor, bleeding.

Armor Baron:

Armor Baron: Okay, I accept that as a likely outcome.

#shantae #armor baron #risky boots #incorrect shantae #source: ncis

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Anglerfish Siren: AAAAAAARGH! THE SURFACE WORLD DOESN'T HAVE ENOUGH SWEAR WORDS!

[Anglerfish Siren starts rapidly cursing in Siren]

Sky: I'm being cussed out in a language I don't speak...

Shantae, blushing: And it's really crude stuff, too.

#shantae #anglerfish siren #sky #incorrect shantae #source: dungeon meshi

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Zapple, gesturing to Squid Baron: Do we really have to take this seriously? Why don't we just beat him up instead?

#shantae #zapple #squid baron #incorrect shantae #source: mashin sentai kiramager

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[Hypno Baron and Ammo Baron are sitting in a cafe when they overhear a conversation]

Customer: Excuse me, a tank fell on my car, and now I can't leave.

Barista: Oh? What kind of tank is it?

Customer: It's...I don't know, kinda stupid-looking?

Hypno Baron, turning to Ammo Baron: Hey, isn't that your tank?

#shantae #hypno baron #ammo baron #incorrect shantae #source: kamen rider faiz

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Okay, so! Few days late to this - as in, nearly a week late - but in all fairness, absolutely NO ONE was posting about this on the Shantae tag, so I feel like I can be excused. Anyway, for those of you who don't know, on April 5th, WayForward actually released about 15+ minutes of gameplay footage for Risky Revolution, which you can watch here!

Now, we don't really get any story details beyond what we already know, very specifically to avoid big spoilers, but there are a few interesting details I'd like to note (it'll be under a read more for anyone who wants to go into Shantae Advance completely blind)

Firstly, and perhaps most exciting to me, we are in fact getting unique bosses! This is evident by the sign that's read in front of the first dungeon, located in Orc Orchard:

Now, we don't know ANYTHING about these bosses, other than that they've kidnapped Mimic's fellow Relic Hunters and one of them is named MishMash, but there is a trailer at the end of the video, and there we do get some footage of what I suspect to be some of the bosses

Faaaaaairly certain the pink one is MishMash; the arena matches the dungeon they're in, so...yeah. Blue one is a complete unknown but may I just say they are KILLING it out there. You go you weird little freak

Anyway! Moving on from that little tidbit, some other things to note:

Rotty is actually part of the main group from the start!

Which is very nice and all for her, but considering that this is all, canonically, the second game in the series...dramatic irony is rearing its head right now, ESPECIALLY with Sky, so I can't help but look at this and go "uh oh."

Also, Rotty is the shopkeeper. And I would like to direct all the Shantops shippers directly to the exact pose Rotty goes into while you look through the shop

She is down so fucking bad it's unbelievable. My god. Rotty Shantae is busy looking for potions to survive her next fight she's not going to notice you sitting flirtatiously like that especially when you barely know each other at this point. Girl

And for one final note, we've also gotten a look at the Crab form for this game! Which is a completely different design compared to what Half-Genie Hero gave us

More hermit crab compared to the original. If you consider the scrapped fiddler crab design from Half-Genie Hero this means Shantae has three different crab designs. There is a carcinization joke to be made here I know it

#shantae #not a quote #shantae risky revolution #shantae advance