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Skulduggery: [Helping Valkyrie complete an application to carry a gun while working for the Sanctuary]. Name?
Valkyrie: You know my name.
Skulduggery: Valkyrie, you are making an official request to the Irish Sanctuary to be allowed to carry a concealed weapon. I have to follow protocol.
Valkyrie: It’s ridiculous.
Skulduggery: Fine. Then we’re done here. Would you like to get some coffee?
Valkyrie: My name is Valkyrie Cain.
Skulduggery: Reason for wanting a gun.
Valkyrie: To shoot people.
Skulduggery: Not a good response.
Valkyrie: It’s the truth.
Skulduggery: You know what? I’m writing, self-defence in the performance of my duties pursuing suspected felons as contracted out to the Irish Sanctuary.
Valkyrie: So I can shoot them.
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