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#svt incorrect quotes
spiltinksky · 2 months
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Jeonghan, in a hospital reading cards: “Get well soon. Love, Jisoo.”
Jeonghan: “Miss you. Love, Seungkwan”
Jeonghan: “That bus should’ve ended you. Love, Mingyu.”
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[hoshi practically living in woozi's studio]
[hanging upside-down from the sofa]
hoshi: Let's play a game.
woozi: Okay. I spy with my little eye someone who needs to shut the fuck up.
hoshi:
hoshi: Is it me?
woozi: It's always you.
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haohao-simp · 5 months
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Hoshi: *running toward Woozi with open arms* Woozi: *moves out of the way* Hoshi: Why did you move? Woozi: I thought you were going to attack me Hoshi: I was going to hug you Woozi: Why would you hug me? Hoshi: WHY WOULD I ATTACK YOU??
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mangocustard16 · 6 months
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jeonghan:*does something batshit stupid* s.coups:*sighs* what an absolute idiot s.coups: i can't believe i'd die for him
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weird-bookworm · 10 months
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Mingyu: So, I'm banned from Woozi hyung's studio because I'm a "liability" and "reckless" and "Mingyu". Mingyu: The last one is just my name but you should hear it the way Woozi hyung says.
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asadfangirlbitxh · 3 months
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Scoups: I lead 12 perfectly normal members
Woozi: You have 12 normal members we don't know about?
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*K-pop leaders having a meeting*
Yeji : Sup! Loser
Bangchan : WHERE DID YOU SPAWN FROM? And stop calling me loser, I've had enough of it with ryujin, already.
Hongjoong, from the corner, not a bit fazed by them : Since when did we start having meetings at such big restaurants?
Seungcheol : Oh! I am paying
Woozi, beside him : He digs up money from his backyard
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Hoshi, driving extremely recklessly: Hold on! Woozi, who is regretting letting Hoshi drive: To whAT? HOPE!?
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surveilenceysystem · 11 months
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Seungcheol: You lying, cheating, piece of shit!
Jeonghan: Oh yeah? You’re the idiot who thinks you can get away with everything you do. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD
Seungcheol: I’m leaving you, and I’M TAKING CHAN WITH ME
Joshua, picking up the monopoly board: I think we’re gonna stop playing now.
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aaniag · 8 months
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Svt incorrect quotes 😂💀
(credits to The8Dior on Pinterest)
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spiltinksky · 8 months
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Wonwoo: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine.
Jihoon: Why?
Wonwoo: I’m told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success.
Seungkwan: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.
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chaotickpop · 1 month
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Mingyu: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Hoshi: Alright.
Mingyu: TraitorSayWhat?
Dokyeom: Excuse me?
Mingyu: What?
Hoshi:
Mingyu:
Mingyu: No wait-
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[At a bar] seungkwan, trying to flirt: So.....your place? *winks* vernon: No? I have no idea who owns this bar. seungkwan: ... [3 days later] vernon, waking up in a cold sweat in the middle of the night: DAMN IT
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haohao-simp · 8 months
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Jeonghan: If Joshua and I were both drowning, who would you save? Seungcheol: I don't know, both of you? Jeonghan: No, you could only save one of us. Seungcheol: Well, I would probably save Joshua because he can't swim that well and I happen to know you're an excellent swimmer. Jeonghan: Suppose I was holding an anchor. Who would you save then? Seungcheol: Well, why don't you let go of the anchor? Jeonghan: It's a family heirloom. Seungcheol: I'm leaving.
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mangocustard16 · 4 months
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Jeonghan: I'm the most responsible person in the group. Seungkwan: You've literally just set the dorm on fire. Jeonghan: I know, and I take full responsibility for it.
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weird-bookworm · 1 year
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Hoshi: Do fish feel wet all the time? Jun: ...I'm trying to sleep here. Hoshi: Oh, sorry. Jun, a minute later: OH MY GOD, DO THEY?!! Hoshi: I KNOW, RIGHT??!
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