Taehyun: Yo is hyung sleeping or dead?
Beomgyu: Hopefully dead, I hated his guts.
Soobin: Yeah, so did I.
Yeonjun: Okay first of all, fuck you-
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Wooyoung: Why does hyung always do the laundry so loudly?
Hongjoong: So everyone knows that no one helps him out in the house.
Seonghwa, in the distance: * slams the washing machine shut*
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Jake: What's it like being tall?
Sunoo: Is it nice?
Jungwon: Can you reach comfortably for the cupboards?
Ni-ki: We live in constant fear of the short ones who, in my experience, will climb four chairs, two boxes, a small coffee table, and six oddly placed stools to get what they want.
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Jimin: Hyung isnāt answering his phone
Jhope: Iāll call
Jimin: Jungkook and I have both tried six times each, what makes you thi-
Yoongi: Hello?
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Mingyu: Don't worry, I got a plan.
Hoshi: Alright.
Mingyu: TraitorSayWhat?
Dokyeom: Excuse me?
Mingyu: What?
Hoshi:
Mingyu:
Mingyu: No wait-
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