#aka the idiots

[weird-bookworm]

Hoshi: Do fish feel wet all the time? Jun: ...I'm trying to sleep here. Hoshi: Oh, sorry. Jun, a minute later: OH MY GOD, DO THEY?!! Hoshi: I KNOW, RIGHT??!

#gemini twins #aka the idiots #svt #seventeen #hoshi #jun #svt incorrect quotes #seventeen incorrect quotes #incorrect svt #incorrect seventeen #soonyoung #junhui #kwon soonyoung #moon junhui #wen junhui #kwon hoshi #moon jun

[thepaintedlady00]

Nightshade chapter 10 vote peek!

It was close between Olive and Sasha soooo just this once I'm gonna give y'all the best of both worlds (since Sasha's scene has a little tidbit of Olive as well) Enjoy! (also just a note, this peek is pretty small because the chapters coming tomorrow)

🌈Sasha

From the corner of my eye, I saw the bathroom door open and watched as Olive's eyes grew even larger. 

We stared at one another for a moment, the pure rush of satisfaction her deflated face brought me mingled with the pleasure of Jake's lips. I held her eyes as I pulled Jake’s head up, only glancing briefly at his gorgeous eyes and slightly puffy lips before I tucked my head into the crook of his neck and wrapped my teeth around the skin beneath his ear, sucking until a dark mark stood out against his skin. A deep, possessive, part of me took over, nipping and kissing at his jaw until Jake’s entire right side was covered in bite marks and the light tint of my lipstick. 

He brought his hands up to my face, cradling it for a moment before he pulled my hair free of the small clip and crashed his mouth against mine. I didn't care if Olive was still watching, I didn't care about anything but his lips on mine. His hands caressed and squeezed my flesh as he pulled away again to return his attention to my neck and the top of my half covered breasts.

My head tipped back, hands fisting in Jake's hair and clothes as a soft moan of his name slid past my lips, "Jake."

"God, Lena," he groaned.

“Oh. My. God.” A voice said from the doorway, pulling both Jake and me away from one another to look. Sasha sauntered in, a wide smile on his face as he looked at both of our disheveled states. “Thank the white baby Jesus! I was worried you two would drag this out and cost me a hundred dollars!”

“Get the fuck out Sahsa!” Jake growled, positioning his body in front of mine, reminding me of the compromising state of my top. I tugged my sleeves back up and made sure my breasts were covered again before gently pushing against Jake. 

His jaw ticked as he let me slide by to slap Sasha’s arms, yelling at him in Russian as I ushered him out the door and closed it with a sigh. “So… uh…”

“That was…” We started at the same time. Jake leaned back against the sink, looking at me for a long minute before he spoke again, “I’d invite you back to my place, but I have a feeling I know what your answer would be.”

I bit my lip. You don’t, I wanted to say, knowing full well if Jake asked me to come home with him… if he kissed me again I wouldn’t be able to say no. I wouldn’t want to say no.

#fic: nightshade #sneak peek #sneaky sneaky peeky #jake x lena #jake sweetbitter #sweetbitter jake #chapter 10 #aka the idiots

[omens-for-ophelia]

"If I loved you less, I might be able to talk about it more."

-Jane Austen, Emma

hello tumblr! posting art here for the first time since i was a wee bairn, so enjoy some regency ineffable idiots!

inspired by @gingerhaole 's unbelievably perfect aziracrow fanart (& also colin firth's mr. darcy because duh)

#good omens #ineffable husbands #aziracrow #ineffable idiots #gomens #aziraphale #crowley #jane austen wrote novels #jane austen aka the brains behind the clerkenwell diamond robbery and brandy smuggler #good omens fanart #ineffable partners

[lights-at-night]

mr gaiman i would like them to hug please

#aka im tired and need to cry into a hug and am projecting onto these ineffable idiots #crowleys hair is so fun to draw lol #good omens #good omens fanart #crowley #art #good omens crowley #good omens fan art #good omens aziraphale #gomens #aziracrow #aziraphale x crowley #crowley x aziraphale #crowley good omens #aziraphale good omens #ineffable husbands #ineffable husbands fanart #ineffable spouses

[nekogaaaaaaa]

LOVE IS WAR❤🔫

I started to warm up with their human version and decided to make an au based of the best romcom anime

#the roles kinda switch as Charlis is the student council president #while Alastor is the assistant #so it will kinda fits with the canon roles #having so many ideas with this au #ngl it's fun #They will be idiots fall in love #no one wants to confess first #aka literally the plot of the anime #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #alastor #hazbin hotel alastor #charlie morningstar #charlastor #charlie x alastor #radiobelle #au

[majestick-posts-op]

The Strawhats are all very smart once you think about it that its almost scary.

You got the obvious ones like Robin being a schoolar with tons of knowledge covering many topics as well as being a critical thinker, as well as Nami not only being a god tier navigator since the age of 8, but also having elevated street smarts.

Then you have Usopp, who is a jack of all traits who mastered multiple mediums such as art, snipery, botanics, engeniring and mechanics and was SELF TAUGHT until the timeskip. And Franky, who was tutored by a (fish)man who was given the title of best shipwrught in the world and managed to rebuild hinself after an usually fatala incident.

Sanji is sonething of a critical thinker too when he isn't h#rny, remember: he saved everybody back at Alabasta and Water 7 through wits alone. Jimbei is a mature and natural leader with an above average skillset too, both in general knowledge and helmanship.

Chopper is only 17 yet he is already at the level of fully trained doctors like Marco and Law, he can foud a cure for a terminal virus made by a former MADS member in less than a hour! And Brook isn't only a great musician (which takes both skill and smarts) but he also found ways to use his devil fruit in innovative new ways.

Even Luffy, despite everything, has great emotional intelligence as well as being a genius when it comes to his fight IQ, he developed all of his gears and trasformations by himself with minimal help with gear 4 only. And the "help" was only giving him more resources. He truly deserves more credit than he gets for his accomplisments and intelligence.

And even if you include Vivi in the mix she has great skills as a diplomat and politician and sports an unbelievable level or maturity for her age.

So yeah, everybody really is seriously smart on the Sunny.

Except Zoro he's a dumbass.

#one piece #monkey d. luffy #strawhat pirates #nico robin #cat burglar nami #god usopp #cyborg franky #soul king brook #tony tony chopper #jinbei #first son of the sea jinbe #black leg sanji #nefertari vivi #roronoa zoro #《-- Aka an ansolute idiot #like my mom would say #he wouldn't be able to find his own ass inside his underpants #does he even wear underpants tho? #i think not

[aboveweirdest]

Yes Lan Zhan is a Stoic Boy™️ who gets real silly after one (1) drink and does shit like steal chickens and invent graffiti, but did we forget when he tied Wei Ying's hands together, pretended to run away from him, then looped Wei Ying's arms around his neck like "oh nooo you caught meeeee"?

That shit is peak drunk Lan Zhan. What a fucking child, i love him so much

#the fact he only did that when wwx threatened to lick him lol #“oh you want me to lick you?” #and then wwx spends the next 4 books not realizing they're in love #two whole idiots #how is this book so stupid and so traumatic at the same time???? #mxtx #grandmaster of demonic arts #the grandmaster of diabolism #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #lan zhan #lan wanji #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #drunk lan zhan #drunk lan wanji #continued misuse of the lan forehead ribbon #aka the correct use of the lan forehead ribbon #rip the lan juniors also #they will never recover #mdzs

[itssoinevitable]

Siegfried and his boys. All Creatures Great and Small (2020)

→ part 1

#siegfried farnon #siegfried x audrey #acgas 2020 #james herriot #tristan farnon #all creatures great and small #so I had completely forgotten this gifset in my drafts #and clearly now s4 is over it needs updating with the latest farnon boy aka sweet carmody #but in the mean time pls indulge me while I get emotional over this idiot vet and his idiot vet sons #they are my family your honour #favourite relationships

[arthurpendragonsass]

yk there's a lot of talk about the way merlin is practically a god but lives as an unassuming servant, and seeing this surprises druids/other magic users. i wanna see kind of the same thing happen to arthur with the people of his kingdom. we know arthur so intimately, from merlin's pov, but i wanna see him as a living legend. stories of his valor spreading across land, blown out of proportion and missing details. “the prince slayed the great dragon and gifted its head to the king!” “some say the goddess blessed him when he was born, when she took the queen back. how else does one survive an attack by a questing beast?” “he held out his hand and the sword stuck in solid stone flew to him! iwan says meredith’s aunt saw it herself!” “the word has come, king arthur defeated annis’ champion—a giant of a man!” old men discussing arthur’s policies, comparing them with those of previous rulers, and being glad that it's him on the throne “finally, a good fucking king.” people having faith that their ruler is generous and fair and can be approached in times of need, and having the comforting knowledge that he would do his best to help because that's what he did with the other village last year! young boys dreaming to join his army and young girls daydreaming about a fairy tale ending with him (or vice versa, obv). just... arthur of his people.

what I'm saying is i want an outsider pov character study of arthur pendragon king of camelot. hope that helps

#like give me a kid from one of those outlying villages #they've heard so much about their king and fiercely adore him #they come to camelot..for trading purposes? bringing arthur a gift? or simply for a chance to see him #and when they do‚ they realise arthur is flesh and bone just like the rest of them #except his golden heart that is‚ in liz’s gorgeous words‚ big enough to fit his entire kingdom. #and for that person arthur goes from a disembodied idol to a real hero #and their love for him *solidifies* #sigh idk man #i just want to see the world sing his praises #(while he's busy tracking down his idiot manservant bc does he expect him to dress himself??!?) #arthur pendragon #aka the loml #bbc merlin #also if there are fics like this already you know what to do<3

[misteria247]

I like to think that Twilight is like the most responsible and cautious one in the chain of Links (heh), but then I remember all the batshit unhinged canon game events that I'd witnessed and realize that he's just as chaotic as the rest of them he's just incredibly good at hiding it. Some of these insane moments are-

My guy jumping off Hylia bridge, wrestling goats on a farm with his bare hands, fighting Gorons in a sumo competition with his bare strength alone save for the iron boots to help weigh him down. Fighting a monster on a crumbling burning bridge in a jostling competition to the death, literally using a Twili Imp as a marker to jump from precarious places and distances that would normally be impossible, climbing tight ropes as a fucking wolf. Fighting giant corrupted Twili monsters that can canonically turn others into one of them, again as a fucking wolf by biting and mauling them too death.

These are just some of the more tamer things btw.

#oli talks #ooc #muns ramblings #mindless ramblings of a madman #linked universe #linkeduniverse #lu #lu twilight #twilight lu #linked universe twilight #twilight linked universe #link #midna #aka I kept having my illusion shattered by canon events of this reckless idiot lmao

[elitadream]

If texting was a thing in your Mario AU, i feel like something like this would've happen where Mario and Peach were texting Luigi about how they feel about each other lol.

100%.

In my AU, this happens all the time; be it over a cup of tea at the castle or in the living room of his and Mario's quaint little cottage situated on the outskirts of town depending on where Luigi happens to be at any given moment; and he's absolutely done with all of this. 💀😭

Having to look Peach in the eye and blatantly lie to her face by omission whenever she would express her deep longing and heartache to him regarding the secret love of her life. Having to sit there and pat his brother's arm in a meagre attempt at offering comfort while Mario would grimace in pain and sorrow at the thought of something which he believes can never be. Having to carry the burden of an observer and silent witness. Having to keep his mouth shut and refrain from intervening no matter what.

His position as private confident for mutually blind and oblivious lovesick doofuses would range anywhere from entertaining to downright painful depending on the day either of them is having, and it would be a tough one to navigate at the best of times. 🙇‍♀️💓

#asks #mario #princess peach #mareach #luigi #romance #friendship #Stuck between two loveable idiots: an official guide written by Luigi #headcanon #relationships #✨the intricacies of love✨ #Aka the absurd and annoying obliviousness of our two lovebirds xP 💕 #thoughts and ramblings

[thelassoway]

Happy Birthday, Jason Sudeikis! (September 18th, 1975)

#Jason Sudeikis #HBD #*mine: gif #*mine: beloved idiot Jaysuds #ugh you idiot with that face #stop staring at me swan #Ted Lasso #The Last Man on Earth #SNL #30 Rock #the theme was orange or old leather pumpkin #a long time ago on that one social media site place I said I would do something like this #Floyd DeBarber aka 'Flower Guy' #Theodore Lasso #Mike Miller

[bones-of-a-rabbit]

Selkies are naturally quite cuddly, living in such cold climates and being social creatures and all,

so suddenly being on your own, even as a thing, a monster you don’t even recognize as yourself... it sucks!

The want to be held is still there, even if now you have scales and spines instead of fur and plush, heavy coat. At first you’re skittish, shrinking away from others’ touch, barely allowing Eclipse to apply bandages to the gouges and scars now decorating your ugly, foreign skin. You’re afraid, afraid of being hurt again and afraid of being seen as a beast, a blood thirsty monstrosity.

But over time the fear fades, shrinks a little. You’re nervous, anxious, and you feel so helpless and lonely... But with time, you start to feel a little safer- but only around one person. And you want him to know that you’re not scared of him anymore, that you trust him, but some part of you is still nervous.

But one quiet evening on the wide open sea, you can tell that your someone is lonely. You’re not good with words yet, can barely speak a handful of words in his language, but there is another way to communicate your thoughts, those strange and confusing feelings, to him, isn’t there?

#aka. get snuggled idiot #bones of a rabbit #doodles #sketches #soft n fluff #angst and hurt/comfort #idiots in love #selkie #fnaf sea monster au #sea monster reader #sea monster and pirate #pirate eclipse #fnaf eclipse x y/n #fnaf eclipse x reader #au lore #bones of a rabbit au #fanfic snippet #snippets #nervous in love #they r shy ur honor #small moments #body dysmorphia

[gods-graveyard]

James Potter, on his wedding night

#james potter #lily evans #regulus black #jegulus #jegulily #poor lily her husband is an idiot #but also hot #regulus is dying #not literally tho #only undeath in this household #ao3 harry potter #harry potter #ao3 fanfic #slytherin skittles #aka royal court #marauders era #the marauders #incorrect marauders quotes #marauders fandom #marauder era #the marauders era #marauders #sirius black #remus lupin #wolfstar #sirius would do this too #dead gay witches #dead gay wizards from the 70s #gay dead wizards #dead gay wizards

[corvidcrowned]

definitions get muddled

#Aka i think abt them all the time #yttd #sara chidouin #sara yttd #anzu yttd #anzu kinashi #ai test idiots #eli’s art #Red namida #pierrot #killerclown #Comics

[gisellesprettylies]

"I want to talk about everything with at least one person as I talk about things with myself"

- "The Idiot" by Dostoevsky

#hell is a teenage girl #gaslight gatekeep girlboss #girlblogger #girlblogging #manic pixie dream girl #this is a girlblog #coqeutte #pinterest girl #tumblr girls #lana del ray aka lizzy grant #aesthetic #Dostoevsky #long reads #reading #books #book quotes #quotes #the idiot #feelings #bpd #girl interrupted #just girly thoughts #girl problems #girl posting #girlblog aesthetic #girl aesthetic #coquette #coqueta #coqette #cinnamon girl