#they will never recover

[aboveweirdest]

Yes Lan Zhan is a Stoic Boy™️ who gets real silly after one (1) drink and does shit like steal chickens and invent graffiti, but did we forget when he tied Wei Ying's hands together, pretended to run away from him, then looped Wei Ying's arms around his neck like "oh nooo you caught meeeee"?

That shit is peak drunk Lan Zhan. What a fucking child, i love him so much

#the fact he only did that when wwx threatened to lick him lol #“oh you want me to lick you?” #and then wwx spends the next 4 books not realizing they're in love #two whole idiots #how is this book so stupid and so traumatic at the same time???? #mxtx #grandmaster of demonic arts #the grandmaster of diabolism #grandmaster of demonic cultivation #lan zhan #lan wanji #wei wuxian #wei ying #wangxian #drunk lan zhan #drunk lan wanji #continued misuse of the lan forehead ribbon #aka the correct use of the lan forehead ribbon #rip the lan juniors also #they will never recover #mdzs

[ocean-cloud]

Grover manipulating ares in that therapy session by pretending to hate kids and rolling his eyes as if he isn't just a single mom working tirelessly to stop his kids from murdering people on accident.

Just everyone thinking he's so peaceful and sweet and it takes 0.00001 seconds to commit psychological warfare with the GOD OF WAR HIMSELF.

#percy jackson #pjo tv show #percy jackson and the olympians #grover underwood #his scenes in the show are becoming my favorite parts #truly iconic #i fear i will never recover

[feyburner]

Concept: The Gotham Citizen app has a forum for posting candid photos of vigilantes and there’s an ongoing phenomenon where photos of Tim are impossibly gorgeous no matter the angle and photos of Dick (one of the most beautiful people in the entire world) look like when you take high-speed photos of Olympic athletes mid-sport

#you’d think it would be the other way round. but no #the day this news hits the groupchat is a day from which dickie never fully recovers #meanwhile everyone else is like oh i’m sooooo sorry there’s one single genre of photo where you don’t look like god personally carved you. #how’s it feel being NORMAL #meanwhile-meanwhile tim’s like . is that actually what i look like . and steph’s like ilu but not rly tbh #dc #droring #tim drake #dick grayson

[queerdraws]

Fanart for a snippet of my most favorite heartbreaking moment from swordsmans's fic bone-breaker ospreys mate for life (rated E)

#zolu #luzo #one piece #comic #i love this fic i love this fic AAUUGHH!!!! #this scene exploded my heart #okay so artist note luffy only has forehead bandages in SOME panels in his post-raid outfit #he doesn't at the post-raid party itself but he does on the hillside spectating the momo / marine guy fight #so i guess he just got a knock on the head at the party or something?? #his cheek bandage also switches sides between when he's recovering post-raid and the party #u never realize how impressionistic oda is w detail stuff until u gotta place patterns on clothing n bandages on boys #anyways very happy w how page 4 turned out #luffys autism stare n big big smile

[fla-t-line]

Lonely God

#never recovering from this horrible finale it seems rip pls send flowers #hes a damn tree #sobbing #art #myart #fanart #loki #loki season two #loki season 2 #loki god of stories #mcu #marvel

[atlas-affogato]

once you start picturing a ship to Night Shift by Lucy Dacus its all over

#they will never recover #not from that song #shipping #fandom #music posting #music

[u3pxx]

Kim Kitsuragi, Apollo Justice, and Chilchuck Tims are all part of a subcategory of men you very clearly have an attachment to. Short men with queer tendencies who are very, very tired from having to be the only one with their act together. Men who just want to Do Their Job but the curse of a dynamic plot haunts them and their desire to just be normal. They’re all part of the same triple Venn diagram.

i remember getting this in my askbox and laughing so hard while reading it because of how it was worded very as-a-matter-of-factly and also: i was read very thoroughly DFGHDJ thank you mystery anon for sending this bc YEA... YEA .. YEA. WHAT ABOUT IT......

bc of this ask i wrote like, things to put in their venn diagram a while ago so take this venn diagram i concocted when it was like 2 am and i was having trouble sleeping FDGHJD

#my friend once told me that de aa and dm is becoming a superwholock to a niche group of people and ill never recover from that DSFGHDJ #sunnysideanswers #anonymous #apollo justice #kim kitsuragi #chilchuck tims #fave #<- i love this ask a lot DFGHJDD

[hamletthedane]

Okay be honest, because I feel really dumb right now:

(Like, am I the only one who thought it was like -80F/-60C daytime range???)

#physics #astronomy #moon landing #Apollo #i will never recover from learning this fact #this has fucked me up for life #THE MOON IS HOT?!?!?? #(at least during the day)

[astrhae]

"I'm very good at forgiveness. It's one of my favorite things."

#michael sheen had absolutely NO RIGHT to go that hard #and break me like this #it's all the emotions aziraphale goes through #like he's not even done processing the kiss #it's the anger and the love and the confusion and the disappointment and the heartbreak #and also the guilt at the end #and him covering it all up #i'm really really never going to recover from this #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens spoilers #good omens 2 spoilers #goodomensedit #my edits #ineffable husbands

[dazais-crab-addiction]

Tonight I learned that my 20 yr old partner has never played chess and doesn't know how to play chess. This is mind boggling to me. They claim its not weird for people to not know anything about chess so I. I need to see. Please.

Okay so, I made a mistake in not elaborating the meaning of the options. You do not have to be good or know what you are doing in the slightest to pick that you have played before. The middle three options are for your understanding of the game having never played it at all. The reason there's a percentage on the last option is because my partner made a tumblr so they could pick it because they think they are hilarious.

#crab says words #chess #tumblr polls #i learned how to play in elementary school and so did all my siblings #i use to play chess with random people constantly in highschool #im really bad at chess but its still fun to play ya know #i just am so shocked they literally knew nothing other than “the horses can move in an L shape” #i taught them how to play and made then play with me so dont worry i fixed the situation 😌 #pls reblog this 🥺 #i take it back!! my notifications will never recover!!! pls stop reblogging this!!!!!!

[minnow-doodle-doo]

the penguin.

#dc comics #dc #the penguin #batman #my art #someone said something like this to me and I've never recovered

[raggeddypond]

Good Omens | 2.06 -"Every Day" | Crowley/Aziraphale Kiss

You idiot. We could have been...us. I...I forgive you.

#I AM NOT OKAY #I might never recover from this #everyday it's a getting closer #😭😭😭 #good omens #good omens 2 #aziraphale x crowley #ineffable husbands #i cant believe they did that #good omens 2 spoilers #crowley #aziraphale #aziracrow #david tennant #michael sheen #tvedit #mine #good omens season 2

[mobius-m-mobius]

I think there’s one or two who will.

#mobius #loki #lokius #mcuedit #lokiedit #marveledit #loki spoilers #owen wilson #tom hiddleston #SCREAMING INTO THE VOID #oh i'm never recovering from them i fear #do i think every action of loki's was shaped and inspired with love for mobius in mind? yes absolutely #will i lose it all if someone doesn't take mobius gently in their arms to tell him how important and beloved he is? even more so i'm afraid #loki s2 spoilers #marvel #owenwilsonedit #dianagifs

[buckypascal]

HE'S GOT HIS SON AND HE'S GOT LAND AND HE'S GOT A HOUSE AND HE'S GOT A SHIP AND HE'S GOT HIS OLD JOB BACK AND

#IM NEVER RECOVERING FUCK SOMEONE PLS COME FUCKING HOLD ME IM FRIGGING DYING RN #the mandalorian #the mandalorian spoilers #din djarin #grogu #grogu djarin #din grogu #star wars #pedro pascal

[hannibal-is-my-comfort-show]

Cause of death? This post right here:

#im not crying you are #*wails* #😭😭😭 #will never recover from this #if we dont get a season 4 im going to scream #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannibal nbc #netflix #hannibal netflix #will graham #hannibal lecter #hannigram #murder husbands #renew hannibal #revive hannibal

[civetcider]

making new OCs to cope with how bad i wanna be fishing right now (she/her for both)

#butch oc #butch4butch #anthro #safe fur work #furryart #civetworks #i dont have names for them yet #but im thinking ill just name them classic dude bro names or something like that #im so bad at making comics please be no typos ill die if there are #i had to not only do more then one background but also draw a car my hand will never recover #oakley and traver