#rita skeeter

[marylily-my-beloved]

There are like 4 power couples in hogwarts and let me list them (my hc!):

(just btw these aren't in order lol, just the 4 ships i think are amazing and have amazing power) (also what does power couple rlly mean? im just going of the power bit, so i don't really know)

Quillkiller (rita x bellatrix). Like you don't even need to argue on this omg. Bellatrix is an amazing wizard, and she's so good at cursing people, and imo really protects those she truly loves. Rita is literally the head of that newspaper thingy (The Daily Prophet?), and also you cannot say that she would be the perfect person to stalk the people that Bellatrix wants to hurt...

Next up! Lily x Dorcas, ofc this is both because they are amazing wizarding world figures, and they would 100% be academic rivals in anything and everything. They were literally the most powerful wizards, and everyone knew them just bc of how they made a room change (imo) (did i make this whole post to talk abt them? yes ofc)

Marylene. like this is the Power Couple™ like Mary Macdonald, the party girl, the gryffindor girl everyone knows even though she's not that popular + Marlene Mckinnon, amazing at quidditch and also is amazing at everything!! (GRR I'M JEALOUS OF THESE FICTIONAL CHARACTERS)

Nobleflower. Boom. No need for explanation but I will explain. Alice is also very amazing very strong very wow quidditch girl, who loves gossiping, like will not shut up about other ppl, whether it be good gossip or bad gossip, or even fucking random ass quidditch gossip from her friends on quidditch teams + Narcissa who everyone knows and everyone is so jealous of her "picture perfect" life, and everybody wants to be her, bc honeslty who wouldn't. And also they would both 100% gossip about people while drinking tea (and not eating bagels), and then like go make flower crowns

#marylene #moots <3 #lily evans #marauders #mary mcdonald #mary macdonald #dorcas meadowes #marauders girls #quillkiller #nobleflower #lily evans x dorcas meadowes #mary x marlene #alice x narcissa #dead lesbian wizards #alice longbottom #alice fortescue #rita skeeter #bellatrix black #marlene mckinnon #narcissa black

[enbysiriusblack]

happy lesbian visibility week to myself and also marlene and dorcas and emmeline and narcissa and bellatrix and rita and minerva and poppy and peter's mums

#marauders era #marauders #marlene mckinnon #dorcas meadowes #emmeline vance #narcissa black #bellatrix black #rita skeeter #minerva mcgonagall #poppy pomfrey #lesbian marauder characters

[maluceh]

Black sisters, and their lovers

#fan art #bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix black #rita skeeter #quillkiller #andromeda tonks #andromeda black #ted tonks #tedromeda #narcissa malfoy #narcissa black #lucius malfoy #lucissa #black sisters #hp fanart #black family fanart

[meemoop]

The Interview

He’s NOT whiny. HES NOT.

#draco malfoy art #harry potter #harry potter art #draco malfoy #the malfoys #drarry #drarry art #malfoyfamily #nietzsche the cat #rita skeeter #meemoop

[corwnvus]

My fav toxic ship!!

Our last dance alone

#the marauders #marauders era #harry potter #marauders fanart #rita skeeter #bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix black #they are so hot #mommy x2 #fanart #halfway through art i may never finish

[herlittlel0ve]

I feel like the Blacks are so completely and possessively in love. They go fucking insane when it comes to the love of their life. Family is one thing, they try to kill each other on the regular but don't you ever lay a hand on the person they love. Bellatrix, Narcissa, Andromeda, Regulus, Sirius. You so much as look at they're significant other wrong and they'll have a dagger to your throat in minutes.

#regulus black #james potter #sirius black #remus lupin #bellatrix black #rita skeeter #andromeda black #ted tonks #jegulus #starchaser #sunseeker #bellatrix x rita #wolfstar #narcissa x alice #nobleflower #andromeda x ted #the black sisters #the most noble and ancient house of black

[swiftiereg]

they’re fucking btw

#quillkiller #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #rita skeeter #slytherin skittles #marauders #black family #the noble and most ancient house of black #the noble house of black #noble house of black #noble and most ancient house of black #black cousins #black sisters #black brothers #bellatrix x rita #lesbians

[swag696942069]

Head canon that none of the Black cousins knew how to drive and so their respective partners attempt to teach them and it goes terribly wrong and most likely scares their partners for life.

Like just imagine;

James: Okay love, lightly push the gas pedal to start.

Regulus: Alright!:Absolutely floors it

....

Remus: alright, now what you want to do is make sure you check your mirrors before-

Sirius: I know Moony! Gods, you act like I'm an idiot.:Doesn't pay attention at all and nearly drives into a ditch-

....

Andromeda, already driving: And, which one is the break again?

Ted: *Has a panic attack*

....

Alice: Wow Cissa! You're doing suprising well, considering- :Looks over and notices Narcissa using the rearview mirror to fix her hair,:OH MY GODS, EYES ON THE ROAD!

....

Rita: Trixie, stop someone's trying to cross. Trixie. BELLATRIX STOP- OH MY GODS!

Bellatrix: oops!

#james especially would never feel safe driving with reg or siri #he has no idea how either of them got their licenses #jegulus #wolfstar #tedromeda #nobleflower #quillkiller #james potter #regulus black #remus lupin #sirius black #andromeda black #ted tonks #alice fortescue #narcissa black #rita skeeter #bellatrix black #black siblings #the black brothers #black cousins #driving #barty crouch jr #evan rosier #peter pettigrew #dorcas meadowes #marauders #marlene mckinnon #lily evans #pandora rosier #mary macdonald

[crackishincorrecthp]

Rita Skeeter, in an interview with Harry, 4th year: What do you do for a living? Harry: Well, I'm 14 so... I exist against my will

#harry potter incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #harry potter #harry james potter #rita skeeter

[in-flvx]

I love Rita skeeter. She tells lies for fun. She talks to the greatest celebrities of her time and goes 'nah, you're boring I have a wayyy better story to tell'. She single handedly drives the propaganda of the Wizarding world in whichever direction she sees fit. She becomes an illegal animagus, presumably on her own. She spies on people with a beetle brain and is able to perfectly transcribe quotes after.

She survives several months of complete isolation, and nobody looks for her. She goes right back to writing stories, good enough to convince a good amount of people of the truth

#Rita skeeter

[hiholahullo]

yooo it's been a while

#marauders #marauders era #marauders fanart #marauders girls #the marauders #quillkiller #bellatrix x rita #rita skeeter fanart #rita skeeter #bellatrix black fanart #bellatrix fanart #bellatrix lestrange #bellatrix black #quillkiller fanart

[iheartmoons]

oi i love name metaphors and meanings. bc like bella is a star, and andy is a constellation/galaxy, while narcissa is a flower. it shows the difference between them, how narcissa is from the earth, so real and tangible while bella and andy are untouchable. and then bella ofc is in constant battles, so ready for war (bellatrix means warrior). ALSO how like bellatrix is known as "the hand of orion", like literally means how she is their right-hand-man. the andromeda constellation is tied down in chains, showing how she's trapped. oh also, the fact that narcissa was named differently shows how the family lost hope. because they were hoping for an heir, so narcissa is their third disappointment, so they stopped caring about who she was (hence, naming her smth random), which relates to the other meaning of her name: numb. and then rita is a pearl which is found in the sea, showing how far from each other rita and bellatrix are. and then lucius means light, and stars emit light. it shows how in order to feel more like her family, narcissa must marry lucius, who's basically adjacent to the blacks. also, light helps flowers grow, so it shows how as cissa grew up, she was dependant on lucius. like, that was her fate and in order to please her family, she needed lucius to marry her. and thats, like, just there for our use.

#love me some juicy name meanings #quillkiller #nobleflower #the black family #fanfiction #ao3 #narcissa black #the marauders #bellatrix black #andromeda black #lucius malfoy #rita skeeter

[overheard-at-hogwarts]

Rita: Certain personalities are attracted to certain professions.

Dumbledore: Do you know what professions psychopaths disproportionately gravitate to?

Rita: Alchemists, Unspeakables, the staff of Hogwarts...

Dumbledore: Number five on the list is Healers.

Rita: I know the list.

Moody: Well then, you know what number six is.

Rita: Journalists. Know what number seven is, Mad-Eye?

Moody: ...Law enforcement.

Rita: Here we are, a bunch of psychopaths helping each other out.

#overheard at hogwarts #source: hannibal #harry potter #hp #incorrect quotes #incorrect harry potter quotes #incorrect hp quotes #rita skeeter #albus dumbledore #albus percival wulfric brian dumbledore #alastor moody #mad-eye moody #hogwarts professors #ministry of magic

[maluceh]

part 2! based on this tweet

#dorcas meadowes #marlene mckinnon #mary mcdonald #emmeline vance #bellatrix lestrange #rita skeeter #barty crouch jr #regulus black #dorlene fanart #dorlene #emmary #quillkiller #bartylus #marauders era #the marauders era fanart

[nothingtoseeherebyeexx]

back by popular demand, fem marauders (and wolfstar)!

(for the second comic, pretend rita skeeter isn’t like 10 years older than the marauders please and thank you)

#james looking at wolfstar like a proud dad #while peter is an irritated uncle #also #black brothers always down for a fight !! #you know that tik tok audio that goes ‘i’d drag your ass’ #‘drag her’ #yea that’s reggie #and fem barty made an apparition!! #now let’s go with the usual tags #marauders #marauders era #fanart #regulus black #wolfstar #sirius black #remus lupin #peter pettigrew #james potter #barty crouch jr #rita skeeter #(fucking bitch) #fem!marauders

[incorrect-maraudersaandco-quotes]

Narcissa: You are supposed to bang your fist against mine. Bellatrix: Why? Narcissa: I’m told it is a widely accepted gesture for mutual success. Rita: I love it when you two impersonate normal people.

#yes the whole family dont know what a fist bump is #marauders #incorrect marauders and co quotes #incorrect marauders quotes #narcissa black #narcissa malfoy #bellatrix black #bellatrix lestrange #rita skeeter #source: bones