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How to Measure a Drop

Lana: "How much of a drop do you say that is?"

Commander: *looks down* "I could throw down a stone or something."

Lana: "Oh yeah. Good idea." *pushes Commander down the drop*

Commander: 0_0

Lana: *hears the thud* "Twenty feet."

#swtor #star wars #star wars the old republic #outlander #submission #source: doctor who #swtor incorrect quotes #lana beniko #swtor commander #thanks for the submission!

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Dark Nox: You know Marr, some people are like slinkies. Basically useless but hilarious to watch fall down stairs.

Marr: Did you push Ravage down the stairs again?

Darth Nox:………Maybe…….

#reblog #actualanxiousswampwitch #darth marr #Darth Nox #sith inquisitor

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Store worker: Would Miss Lana please come to the front desk?

Lana, arriving at the desk: Hello, is there a problem?

Store worker:*points at Theron and Outlander*

Store worker: I belive they belong to you?

Theron and Outlander: We got lost….

Lana: I didn’t even bring you guys here with me-

#reblog #kay1mi #lana beniko #theron shan #swtor outlander

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Dorne: are you sure the explosion will be big enough to destroy this place?

Vic: ever see a fifty Kiloton Nuke

Jorgan from the back of the briefing room: I have.

everyone turn to look at him in shock, Jorgan shrug's: not us close.

(source stargate Atlantis)

#submission #anon #elara dorne #tanno vik #aric jorgan #source: stargate atlantis #thanks for the submission!

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Smuggler wins a quick draw contest, the guy he beat: who are you!?

Smuggler: no of consequence.

(source the princess bride)

#submission #incorrect swtor quotes #smuggler

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Agent: and if I get caught, it's execution imprisonment....possibly another lecture from keeper...I'm on my own.

(source Alpha Protocol)

#source: alpha protocol #submission #anon #thanks mate #imperial agent #swtor #incorrect swtor quotes

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Lana, going over the Commander's plan: This is either madness, or brilliance.

Outlander/Commander: It’s remarkable how often those two traits coincide.

#swtor #star wars #star wars the old republic #swtor commander #source: pirates of the caribbean #swtor outlander #lana beniko #this is why lana is holder of all the brain cells #and she's tired #submission

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some Jedi: you will pay for that death...and all of the others your responsible for.

Bounty hunter: well I don't think I can pay for all of them, there are so many.

(source star trek deep space nine)

#anonymous #submission #swtor #bounty hunter #source: deep space nine

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i think that last ask was from the Young justice abridged series?

Thank you, I tried googling it but didn't get anything even close, so I appreciate this :)

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Sith Warrior: oh well, I'll conquer the galaxy another time...not like its going anywhere.

#submission #anon #sith warrior #source: young justice abridged

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Smuggler: Can I ask a dumb question?

Risha: Better than anyone I know.

#swtor #star wars #star wars the old republic #smuggler #risha drayen #source: golden girls #submission #rangerslayer-97

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This better not be a mom joke...

Theron: Commander, Sana-Rae has informed me that I have “mother issues” and should “roleplay them out with someone I trust” if I’m going to ever have a “healthy” relationship.

Commander: I don’t like where this is going, or that you put air quotes around “healthy”.

Theron: So you be my mother and I can tell you how I feel.

Commander: Theron, this is weird. I don’t want to be your mother.

Theron: Perfect! You already know your lines.

#reblog #pineaberry #Theron Shan #outlander

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Nox: [wears a slightly lighter shade of black]

Andronikos: I see you’re breaking out the spring colors

#reblog #echtel-on #Andronikos Revel #Sith Inquisitor

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Interviewer: What's your gender?

Smuggler: Ship pilot.

Interviewer: But are you a man or woman?

Smuggler: I'm a smuggler.

Interviewer: Yeah but what's in your pants?

Smuggler, hiding contraband in the pockets: And why are you asking? What are you, a lawman?

#reblog #pauletta 00 #smuggler

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What you just fucking said about me = what the fuck? // You = little bitch // T7-01 = Graduated top of my class in the Jedi Knights + been involved in numerous secret raids on the Sith Empire + over 1000 confirmed kills // T7 = trained in guid warfare + top sniper in the entire Galactic Republic armed forces // You = nothing to me but just another target // T7 = will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before in this galaxy // You = mark my fucking words + think you can get away with saying that bantha shit to me over the Holonet + think again, fucker // As we speak = T7 contacting secret network of SIS Agents across the Galactic Republic // Your HP = being traced right now // You = maggot + better prepare for the storm // Storm = will wipe out the pathetic little thing you call your life // You = kid + fucking dead //T7 = anywhere + anytime + can kill you in over 700 ways with bare handlers // T7 = extensively trained in unarmed combat + has access to the entire arsenal of the Jedi Order & Republic + will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the planet // You = little shit + could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you + would have hels your fucking tongue if you did // You = couldn't + didn't + paying the price now // You = Goddamn idiot // T7 = shit fury all over you // You = drown in it // You kiddo = fucking dead

#reblog #t7 01 #source: internet #about time we have a navy seal copypasta #darthbruh

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Bounty Hunter: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to kill you.

Supreme Chancellor Janarus: You seem a decent fellow, I hate to die.

#star wars the old republic #bounty hunter #swtor #star wars #the princess bride #submission #voodoobuddha

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Sith Warrior: We will rule over all this land, and we will call it… this land. Quinn: I think we should call it your grave! Sith Warrior: Ahh! Curse your sudden but inevitable betrayal!

#swtor #star wars #star wars the old republic #sith warrior #submission #thestarcabal #source: firefly