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I want you all to know that I was person b...

Person A: My sister looks so stupid

Person B: I guess it runs in the family

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I’ve started narrating things in person a person b format in my head and I can’t stop. Send help.

#midnight #midnight thoughts #3am thoughts #3am #instant thoughts #person a and person b #text post #plz help #send help

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Prepare for all the hindsight is 20-20 memes

#midnight #midnight thoughts #3am #3am thoughts #instant thoughts #meme #funny #2020 #new year #new year new me #idk just think about that #idk im trying

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Having a chew stim and wearing masks is not a good combination

#midnight #midnight thoughts #3am #3am thoughts #instant thoughts #stim toys #neurodivergent

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“I feel like we’ve hit the maximum amount of things that are allowed to go bad. Like no more forest fires. No more virus. Our quota is met now 2020 needs to shut up.”

-my teacher

#3am thoughts #midnight thoughts #shower thoughts #corona #2020 #instant thoughts

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-Corona, 2020

I’ve never related to something as much as I relate to the Black Plague

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For instance: this years motto is “oh fuck oh shit”

New year new motto

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God I was a fool

Can’t wait until it’s the rawring twenties and I can disappoint my parents in completely new ways

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Uh oh sisters! You’ve hit my self combust button!

#instant thoughts #3am thoughts #3 am thoughts #midnight thoughts #showery contemplation #thoughts from the shower #shower thoughts

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Why r there so many people that are passionate about this? Like holy fuck I just thought of this at 3 am and y’all lost ur shit at me. R u guys okay?

If we call tape dispensers ‘dispensers’ why don’t we call staplers ‘staple dispensers’

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Can’t wait until it’s the rawring twenties and I can disappoint my parents in completely new ways

#this is about being a flapper #im gonna be a flapper #you cant stop me #i cant stop me #no one can stop me #midnight #midnight thoughts #3am #3am thoughts #instant thoughts #shower thoughts #thoughts from the shower #showery contemplation #3 am

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Consider:

im babie

#midnight #midnight thoughts #3am #3am thoughts #3 am #shower thoughts #thoughts from the shower #showery contemplation #instant thoughts

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I need a transplant but there’s no heart available. The doctors fill the crevice with ramen

#midnight #midnight thoughts #3am #3am thoughts #instant thoughts #shower thoughts #thoughts from the shower #showery contemplation #3 am

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Just put the worms in the ice

#this was in my notes #and i dont know what it means #midnight #midnight thoughts #3am #3am thoughts #instant thoughts #shower thoughts #thoughts from the shower #showery contemplation #3 am

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My friend just said “you still live?” In a genuinely astonished voice. She meant to say ‘you’re still here?’

#midnight #midnight thoughts #3am #3am thoughts #instant thoughts #shower thoughts #thoughts from the shower #showery contemplation #3 am

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No I just mean I can’t hold all the oranges I want to buy cause my hands ARE THE SIZE OF A TODDLERS

Small hands create big problems

#dont judge me i like oranges

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New year new motto

#new year new me #3am thoughts #3 am #3am #midnight thoughts #midnight #shower thoughts #showery contemplation #thoughts from the shower #instant thoughts