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PEOPLE I GREW UP WITH ARE GETTING ENGAGED AND I JUST LEARNED HOW TO MAKE CHICKEN BY MYSELF.

#but that chicken tho #engaged #wut stop we 12

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Officially have an interview for an internship at a place where I matched with the manager on Tinder...

#tinder #this may either work for me #or not #im so dumb #like this is some 2014 stuff rn #who does this #only me #college #internship

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WHEN YOU THINK YOUR FIVE PAGE PAPER IS DUE TODAY AT MIDNIGHT BUT IT'S ACTUALLY DUE TOMORROW AT MIDNIGHT

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remember when zayn tweeted he was taking a bath and then didn’t tweet again for a month and we all thought he drowned because he can’t swim

[iviacklemore]

My 58 year old uncles phone went off and he told me to check it and IT WAS A NOTIFICATION FROM TINDER AND IM NOT OKAY

#i cant even #i'm crying #tinder

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Tumblr user queenskarmy is as pretty as Amanda Bynes

dear amanda iviacklemore. fight me

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SINCE WHEN CAN YOU TAG ON TUMBLR?

dear amanda iviacklemore. fight me

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Can we hang out tomorrow? I feel like we need to talk about this in person

If you my friend you get texts like this at 4am

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LOL CAROLINE I ALMOST UNFOLLOWED YOU BECAUSE I WAS LIKE "WHO IS THIS WEIRDO SHIPPING A BOY AND A DRAGON?"

If you my friend you get texts like this at 4am

[iviacklemore]

If you my friend you get texts like this at 4am

#texts #macklemore #i can't sleep

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Don't hate me but I just figured out which one is Luke and which one is Ashton.

Now I don't have to say

Michael,

Calum,

blonde one,

blonde one who looks a lot like other blonde one but with lip ring...

#you crazy kids with ur music #5sos #5 seconds of summer

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Do you ever accidentally call the new 15 year old girl at work's dad a pedophile right in front of her? Nope just me? Okay.

#im such an embarrassment

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my mom is waiting for my daD SO THEY CAN LEAVE THE HOUSE BUT HES IS THE BATHROOM AND SHE JUST YELLED "YOU BETTER NOT BE TAKIN SELFIES"

#MY DAD IS 57 #NO #selfie

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You know what's really awkward? I want an internship at a certain place but I matched with the manager of the place on tinder a while back so...

#tinder #how does this even happen

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Came from #MyrtleBeach to hear them sing a song about Myrtle Beach in Augusta, GA haha @danandshay

#myrtlebeach #dan and shay #dan + shay

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Narry after Harry scored.