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Au where Draco commentates a Gryffindor match in 6th year

Draco: And here comes the Gryffindor team: Girl #1, Girl #2, two dudes that replaced the weasel twins, the Weasel King, Weaselet, and Saint Potter as captain.

Mcgonagall: [squinty chihuahua face]

Draco: Players are in the air and the balls are flying. There goes Potter with his stupid hair getting even stupider with the wind as he flies higher and faster than the other players, the bloody show off.

Mcgonagall: Malfoy, the game?

Draco: Yeah sure, some Gryffindor player passes the Quaffle to another Gryffindor player, who passes to girl Weasel who is intercepted by a Hufflepuff, HAHA how bad can you be to lose the Quaffle to a Hufflepuff?!

McGonagall: [raises eyebrows and looks indignant]

Draco: Erm anyways nothing much is happening, this is so boring… Look at Potter not doing anything, just there gliding in the air, Famous Potter, everyone knows he just got the Seeker position because he’s Dumbledore’s golden boy.

Draco: Oh wait, Potter dives, did he spot the Snitch or finaly found a comb?

Draco: [loudly] Don’t fall off your broom now Potter, no need to add another ridiculous scar onto that ugly face.

McGonagall: MALFOY!

Draco: What? I’m just telling him to be careful.

Draco: As I was saying before being rudely interrupted... It wasn’t the Snitch, Potty was probably just showing off, can’t stand two seconds without being the center of attention now can he? I wonder how he can fly so fast with his huge ego weighing him down.

McGonagall: That’s enough Malfoy, will you please concentrate on the game? It’s already 74-43 to Gryffindor.

Draco: Yeah well, what a shocker Hufflepuff is losing, everyone knows Gryffindor will win, Potter will definitely catch the Snitch sooner or later, don’t know what’s taking him so long though I’d have finished this game ages ago, and HE is the youngest seeker in 100 years, go figure.

Draco: Oh no, the huffdypuffdy Seeker, whatever his name is, has eyes on the Snitch. OI SCARHEAD TO YOUR LEFT.

McGonagall: Malfoy!! You can’t help the players, that’s against the rul-

Draco: Oh shut up. COME ON POTTER YOU CAN DO THIS YOU LITTLE … USE YOUR GREEN EYES FOR ONCE YOUR LIFE. FASTER POTTER PUT THOSE MUSCLED THIGHS TO GOOD USE. ALMOST THERE STRECH THAT AMAZING LEAN BODY OF YOURS.

Draco: [on his feet, flailing like mad] YAS, HE DID IT, THE GORGEOUS BASTARD DID IT [screeches]

McGonagall: …

The audience: …

The players: …

Harry: …

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St.Vincent (2014)

#baby jaeden>>>>#jaeden martell #bill murray #jaeden lieberher #st.vincent #jaeden wesley #bill denbrough

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Defending Jacob S01Ep04 (Damage Control)

#jaeden martell #chris evans #michelle dockery #jacob barber #andy barber #defending jacob #bill denbrough #it #jaeden wesley #jaeden lieberher

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Jaeden in Playing it Cool

#jaeden was so little here #jaeden martell #jacob barber #bill denbrough #playing it cool #chris evans #wyatt oleff #stenbrough #defending jacob #it #it chapter two #jaeden lieberher #jaeden wesley

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thank u, @selfish-archipelago ❤

1. miss americana and the heartbreak prince - taylor swift

2. dancing with our hands tied - taylor swift

3. august - taylor swift

4. gasoline - halsey

5. strawberries and cigarettes - troye sivan

6. 505 - arctic monkeys

7. falling - trevor Daniel

8. daddy issues - the neighbourhood

9. we fell in love in october - girl in red

10. smoke bomb - the aubreys

i only tag @ishratshoily cause u special 💕💖💗 (lol)

Music Tag

Thanks for the tag, @dearscone ❤️️ ❤️️ ❤️️

rules: you can usually tell a lot about a person by the type of music they listen to! put your favorite playlist on shuffle and list the first ten songs, then tag ten people.

I used a playlist based off of one of my OCs

Are You Satisfied - MARINA

Habits (Stay High) - Tove Lo

Dan ‘N’ Nite - Kid Cudi

Heavydirtysoul - Twenty One Pilots

Sound of Your Heart - Shawn Hook

Cigarettes On Patios - BabyJake

September - Earth, Wind and Fire

IV. Sweatpants - Childish Gambino

Crazy Youngsters - Ester Dean

Sour Patch Kids - Bryce Vine

I tag: @bowtiescarves @stressedinadress @selfish-archipelago @srclovers and anyone else who wants to do this!