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jmmallory · 1 month
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Cats on CATS
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jmmallory · 3 months
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Sandman, Lord Morpheus, Dream of the Endless, Prince of Stories, Master of Dreams, Lord of the Dreaming, Kai'ckul, Lord Shaper, World Shaper, Oneiros, Lord L’Zoril, and goldfish fancier.
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jmmallory · 3 months
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Omg are you Irish?? I think your name is Irish but I never see other Irish artists on here 🫂
Irish decent, but not in Ireland.
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What is your opinion on the Oxford Comma? I've noticed you use it some of the time, but not always.
-Very curious fellow author
I use it when it increases clarity, don't bother when it doesn't matter.
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jmmallory · 4 months
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jmmallory · 5 months
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Still a good flick
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jmmallory · 6 months
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Won a fundraising auction of the Laurence Sterne Trust! It was a double blind auction (Who bid and who did the art were hidden).
Weird and wonderful original signed Tarot card art by Neil Gaiman with signed note.
I am so thrilled to have this weird and wonderful piece!!! Thanks Neil.
@neil-gaiman
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jmmallory · 6 months
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I rarely reblog but this is the most brilliant work by a personal hero, Chuck Jones, that everyone should see. I learned a lot of culture from Looney Tunes and Merrie Melodies! Thank you, Diane Duane, the OP, for posting it. Enjoy!
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For those of you who haven't viewed "What's Opera, Doc" recently...
Here's a good clean transfer of a great classic that never stales.
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jmmallory · 8 months
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Happy Caturday
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The Office - with a cat (OwlKitty)
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jmmallory · 8 months
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cool cool cool
• An Oxford comma walks into a bar, where it spends the evening watching the television, getting drunk, and smoking cigars.
• A dangling participle walks into a bar. Enjoying a cocktail and chatting with the bartender, the evening passes pleasantly.
• A bar was walked into by the passive voice.
• An oxymoron walked into a bar, and the silence was deafening.
• Two quotation marks walk into a “bar.”
• A malapropism walks into a bar, looking for all intensive purposes like a wolf in cheap clothing, muttering epitaphs and casting dispersions on his magnificent other, who takes him for granite.
• Hyperbole totally rips into this insane bar and absolutely destroys everything.
• A question mark walks into a bar?
• A non sequitur walks into a bar. In a strong wind, even turkeys can fly.
• Papyrus and Comic Sans walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Get out -- we don't serve your type."
• A mixed metaphor walks into a bar, seeing the handwriting on the wall but hoping to nip it in the bud.
• A comma splice walks into a bar, it has a drink and then leaves.
• Three intransitive verbs walk into a bar. They sit. They converse. They depart.
• A synonym strolls into a tavern.
• At the end of the day, a cliché walks into a bar -- fresh as a daisy, cute as a button, and sharp as a tack.
• A run-on sentence walks into a bar it starts flirting. With a cute little sentence fragment.
• Falling slowly, softly falling, the chiasmus collapses to the bar floor.
• A figure of speech literally walks into a bar and ends up getting figuratively hammered.
• An allusion walks into a bar, despite the fact that alcohol is its Achilles heel.
• The subjunctive would have walked into a bar, had it only known.
• A misplaced modifier walks into a bar owned by a man with a glass eye named Ralph.
• The past, present, and future walked into a bar. It was tense.
• A dyslexic walks into a bra.
• A verb walks into a bar, sees a beautiful noun, and suggests they conjugate. The noun declines.
• A simile walks into a bar, as parched as a desert.
• A gerund and an infinitive walk into a bar, drinking to forget.
• A hyphenated word and a non-hyphenated word walk into a bar and the bartender nearly chokes on the irony
- Jill Thomas Doyle
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jmmallory · 9 months
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This 14th century door at Exeter Cathedral, UK, is thought to be the oldest existing cat flap.
A cat was paid a penny each week, to keep down the rats and mice in the north tower, and a cat flap was cut into the door below the astronomical clock to allow the cat to carry out its duties.
Records of payments were entered in the Cathedral archives from 1305 to 1467, the penny a week being enough to buy food to supplement a heavy diet of rodents.
See More: https://artifactsmuseumhistory.blogspot.com
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Thanks Paul Jabara and Paul Shaffer for Its Raining Men, a great song!
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