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"Pro-Palestinian" protestors: We're not anti-Semitic, we're just anti-Israel!

Also "pro-Palestinian" protestors: *kidnaps and rapes Jewish woman*

#Sometimes all you can tell yourself is “at least this person will go to Hell when they die.” #Anti-Semitism #Terrorism #Hamas #Palestine #Israel #Anti-Zionism #Jumblr #Frumblr #France #Antisemitism #Columbia University #will probably come up with a new chant about this soon.

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Gandalf being sent back to Middle earth because his purpose was not yet fulfilled is like if you called in dead to work and your boss was like "You're on the schedule until the end of the 3rd age we need you to be a team player. Also the shift lead quit to pursue evil doings so here's a manager uniform."

#The Lord of the Rings #J.R.R. Tolkien #Gandalf #Saruman #Jobs #I mean promotion. Presumably the Valar also gave him a raise.

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I'm making this mental note to myself, because it's happened repeatedly while I'm writing this fic:

Your least favorite plot arc will always be whatever plot arc you're currently working on. One you start working on the next arc, the previous one will instantly be terrific in comparison. So just keep moving and it'll be fine.

#Writing #Writing advice #Inspiration #PSA

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Saw this on a door at work.

#That last one is about MML's Ms. Murawski. #Word play

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Boo :)

A happy vision, rejoice!

#Encanto #Bruno Madrigal

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“Noble monster hunter! Thank goodness you’re here! We’ve had to sacrifice a villager to this werewolf each month to keep it at bay!” “That is quite possibly the worst course of action your village could take.”

#Werewolf #Animals #Humor

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a post even a mutual couldn't love

#Humor #Tumblr #Followers #Word play

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So while rewatching Avatar: The Last Airbender recently, I noticed a trend

A number of spirits we see have an animal form, specifically animals we recognize as "normal" for us. For example:

- Wan Shi Tong is an owl and his knowledge seekers are foxes

- Tui and La are koi fish

- Hei Bai is a panda

-The guardian of the mother of faces is a wolf (The Search)

Heck there's even the talking Baboon spirit and the monkey missing its face that we see in the Spirit World at the end of Season 1.

Basically every time we've seen a "normal" animal, they've been a spirit.

My point? I argue that Bosco is a spirit bear that's chilling and living the good life in the mortal world just because he can.

#Avatar: the Last Airbender #Avatar the Last Airbender #Bosco the bear #Miyuki the cat

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You know what, Denethor?! Lay off Faramir! He’s twice the man you’ll ever be! No one loves his country or his people more, no one serves them more diligently! You’d do well to emulate him!

#The Lord of the Rings #J.R.R. Tolkien #Denethor #Faramir #Word play #Pun #Puns

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#Anti-Semitism #Hamas #Columbia University #Terrorism

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"Pro-Palestinian" protestors: We're not anti-Semitic, we're just anti-Israel!

Also "pro-Palestinian" protestors: To celebrate Passover, we're gonna make our entire campus Judenrein! HEIL HITLER HAMAS!

#Anti-Semitism #Columbia University #Israel #Palestine #Jumblr #Passover #Hamas #Terrorism #Frumblr #Antisemitism

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quick redraw ;’)

#Encanto #Bruno Madrigal #Alma Madrigal

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NaPoWriMo #24: A poem that starts with a line from another poem

Because I could not stop for Death I simply never died His Carriage can't catch up with me However hard he's tried.

I've just got too much life to live Too many things to see To leave our grand and glorious world For Immortality

Perhaps a couple hundred years Will rob my life of zest But until then I will decline To be the Reaper's guest

So let him chase me 'cross the ways Past lands of setting sun I plan to stay one step ahead And revel in the fun

#Oh this. This is beautiful. #Poetry #Immortality #Humor #Inspiration #Grim Reaper

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So I was writing a small paper in Microsoft Word and the program suddenly crashed (I saved a couple minutes before, thank god) and I get this message in the corner of my screen two seconds afterward

what the fuck

#Humor #Procrastination #Skyrim #Video game #Video games

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#Guess it's time to write your own. #Children #Humor #Parenting

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#Writing #Creativity #Way too relatable #Writing flood #Meme