Self care is sitting naked on your bathroom toilet while scrolling through Twitter cause you were going to get in the shower but realized you had to go to the bathroom but now you're stuck on your phone while your family wonders why you haven't turned on the shower yet.
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Just found out from my math teacher that her daughter had at one point been offered a job by the State of Nevadas National Security. I only started listening in after I had heard 'Area 51' and turns out my math teacher was almost connected to the secret testing labs under area 51. The job required her to live by an airport, and at a moment's notice, even at 4 in the morning, they could call her and tell her "you have a flight in an hour" and she would just have to??? Trust them??? And not tell anybody that she was even working. Like she would just have to go off the grid every once in a while and just??? Do math stuff???
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hey guys
FRUIT BY THE FUCK
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i'm gay and my glasses are dirty
reblog if you’re gay and your glasses are dirty
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this is the worst thing i’ve seen today
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I am in love with the trend of bored Architects photoshopping increasingly ridiculous ideas for the Notre Dame roof
the community pool one tho is art
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Tweets From Opening Night of Newsies On Broadway
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Jeremy Jordan and Laura Osnes
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another thing abt percy jackson that is so funny is when he gets to new rome & he’s like “wait there are ADULT demigods here?? who are alive???? and living????” cuz camp halfblood is just like Imma Be Real With You Chief: You WILL Die Before 25
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Remember when I was a week late for Thomas’ birthday last year?
Well this time I’m two weeks late :D………
HAPPY LATE BIRTHDAY THOMAS SANDERS!!!!!
I have a lot to say about this comic but this is already long enough so comments are under the cut. :)
***edited to fix pixelation!
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Sorta-modern Ghostface
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The reason most of us stay up late is because we don’t want our free time to end and tomorrow to start
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