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GRRM did AFFC so good actually. Flipped the male-centric series on its head with majorly female PoVs and then started the book with our resident paranoiapilled Cersei Lannister convinced that her killer is hiding in the walls of the Red Keep. He introduced the first true knight of the series, keeping an oath to a dead woman. No chance, no choice. Asha fighting centuries of patriarchy to fight for her throne. “Balon let her believe she was a man.” “Your father made the same mistake with you.” Sansa and the whole Vale arc? Arya’s Cat of the Canals arc?? Hello? We have been served female characters on a platter here and I for one am eating. it. up. He truly snapped here tbh.

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I noticed earlier that Tyrion often thinks of Tommen and Myrcella, who he is very fond of, as Jaime’s children, but never Joffrey who is in Tyrion’s narration Cersei’s son only. Until the moment he is dying and then all of a sudden he has Jaime’s eyes.

again, the Catelyn/Cersei parallels. also thinking many thoughts about how Tyrion thinks he should run away but instead he goes towards Cersei, like he wants to comfort her, and then of course she accuses him instead.

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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

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cersei lannister: We are two halves of a whole. You are me, if I were a man. If only I had a cock, instead of this feeble, woman's body... You should have stayed playing in my dresses and I should have picked up a sword of my own

jaime lannister, a guy who has sex with his sister:

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Reason the Starks and Targaryens are rarely around each other is because everytime they are, the Targs get horny on main for the Starks.

#a song of ice and fire #asoiaf #REAL

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What does GRRM mean with this: "Q:[Will Sandor and Sansa meet?] A: Why, the Hound is dead, and Sansa may be dead as well. There's only Alayne Stone". Because what he says doesn't add up in the actual text from AFFC. In the Alayne chapters 'Alayne' still has a lot of 'Sansa thoughts'. I don't see any indication that Sansa is 'dead' no more than that Arya is 'dead'. I know The Hound isn't dead either, but he is supposed to be but his comments about Sansa/ Alayne confuse me a bit.

Don’t we all want to know what that means exactly!  It’s a very cheeky answer that GRRM is want to give when he wants to skirt around spoiling something yet to unfold.  Very observant reading by the way.  More under the cut because this will be long.

Afficher davantage

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#sansan #meta #book sansan

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sansa, dany and arya in a modern au!

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#asoiaf #sansa stark #sandor clegane #sansan #spotted on insta #shitty art i did on insta story lool #anyway #Them

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"the problem with booktok is that it romanticizes toxic relationships blah blah blah" NO!! the problem with booktok is that its a community that talks about, produces, and consumes published novels the same way people talk about, produce, and consume fanfiction. every issue with booktok (lowbrow subject matter, oftentimes poor writing and editing, a disproportionately heavy focus on erotica, books described via tropes (tags) instead of plot synopses, thinly-veiled misogyny) boils down to that. i don't give a single solitary shit if colleen hoover is writing toxic step-sibling incest romance! i've come across weirder shit this week on ao3!! what i do care about is the fact it reads exactly like an unbetaed oc-centric slash fic and this woman is expecting us to pay upwards of $20 for a copy!! girl i can read mid-tier fic for free any time i want i don't need you!!

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Brienne: Thank you, I owe you one

Jaime: That's alright. You can just marry me and we'll call it even

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Like Arya is such an interesting character with such profound themes and y'all are BORING AF "she's pretty !" SHE'S CLEVER AND RESSOURCFUL AND STUBBORN AND KIND AND RESILIENT AND ANGRY AND MOURNING

Doesn't all of that matter if she isn't pretty in your eyes ?

like fr who reads asoiaf thinking arya's biggest enemy isnt the lannisters, the boltons, the faceless men,the mountain,the freys or any other obstacles to get her home no its her mother and her sister who are the most evilest bitches in her story apperently and they won't be happy to see each other despite constantly missing each other for 5 books and arya having such strong themes about family but naw i gotta see fights about who's the most feminine prettiest girly child to ever smell like flowers in westeros or whatever

#asoiaf #arya stark #sansa stark #catelyn stark #you guys don't hate men in this series as much as u hate the stark girls for delusional reasons dfghdgh #<- prev tags

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Thinking about how Arya took Sandor for a knight when she saw him for the first time

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if pointing out that the age of getting a phone decreasing along with the prevalence of short form video as the dominant form of social media content during the most significant collective educational gap in recent history all of which happened during one of the most significant windows of psychological development in a human lifetime has had a deleterious effect on the attention spans, self-regulation, impulse control, social skills, tech literacy, and actual literacy of zoomers and gen alpha. if pointing out that that is a real and serious problem makes me a boomer and an old crank who has fallen for “kids these days” propaganda someone find me a porch and a rocking chair so i can yell at you to get off my lawn

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This is Bran and Arya coded bc lately I have many feels for my baby Starks

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WHAAAAAAT I DID NOT KNOW THAT OMG im crying omfg

An unequal marriage in Westeros.

#sansa stark #sandor clegane #joffrey baratheon #a song of ice and fire #the unequal marriage #vasili pukirev

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Sandor Clegane Headcanon

So, I remember in the early days of ASOIAF/GOT shipping, a lot of fanfic writers used Roman Reigns (the WWE wrestler) as their headcanon Sandor Clegane:

Listen, I am not opposed to this. The man is GORGEOUS. But recently, someone else has taken over my headcanon for Sandor Clegane... May I present, Drew McIntyre (also WWE wrestler):

Like. COME ON! Btw, he is billed at 6' 5" and is SCOTTISH. BRB, I am DECEASED. Please Sansan community, join me in the fuckery.