Cabal’s Ruin
I just wanted to draw Percy in a Victorian cape!
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The argument: "How does it make sense to treat sex as a sacred act when it's simply another bodily function, like eating or pissing?"
The conclusion they're clearly aiming for: "Sex is not sacred."
The unintended but equally obvious inference: "Pissing is sacred."
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Count Dracula had two jobs, 1) make sure Jonathan Harker dies in Transylvania + no one ever knows what happened to him and 2) pick a target in London with no links to Jonathan Harker whatsoever. Both tasks were very very easy and he failed both of them
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I opened my copy of The Tale of the Body Thief & immediately had to close it again because of this silly little annotation
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Oh so the plural of surgeon general is surgeons general, huh? Well what about bunnies rabbit. Puppies dog. KITTIES CAT. Did you ever think of that, you sillies goose?
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in my defence i'm stupid as hell your honor
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*pacing around in circles like a dog* it’s fine it’s fine it’s sssoooooo fine i’m normal
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you live in a society, i live in a land of myth and a time of magic. we are not the same.
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I've always heard you shouldn't make eye contact with animals, and that cats will like the person that ignores them, but that does not apply to Brioche.
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Now that I have a Lightbox I can take updated photos of Archibald Asparagus Saint Sebastian
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The chaos and vulnerability of friendship
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Self Portrait (biblically accurate) - 2023
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Marks and Rec: Misc #2595
There it is. (Dialogue from this post.)
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