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Three actors and a casting director go to a baseball game...

#time to start stalking instas lol #don't mind us #our fave's just reclusive #please post pictures of him #thank you

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More Colins!!!

via Chris Cafero's Instastory

Via Nakoadecoite’s Instagram Story on April 20, 2024

#colin o'donoghue #he's out playing #in los angeles

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A COLIN!!!!!! 😍 I love Colins!!!

dong car, dong car, everybody wants a dong car

*ADD A DRAWING OF YOU KNOW EXCATLY WHAT * but we both know that drawing and its brodrong will never be posted here bc it would look like that:

XD

SO HAVE THIS INSTEAD:

#i also love #dong car #and #cocohook38

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Picture this.

Killian, Emma, and Henry are settling in for a movie night. The DVD starts up, and this warning comes up on the screen:

Killian: ......

Emma: ......

Henry: ......

Killian: you know what ELSE isn't a victimless crime

Emma: oh God, here we go

Killian: feckless, coward kings who can't even amass the scrap of honor it would take to do their own dirty work--

Henry: make it stop

Killian: --and send innocent men to their deaths without so much as a sliver of--

Emma: *jamming the fast forward button on the remote as Killian goes on* It won't let me skip it!

#i love it #ouat humor

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COLIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIN

WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN LOS ANGELES

TELL US PLEEEEEEEEEEEASE

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Okay, now I have all kinds of mental images of Colin personally making new Colin Characters for the Coven and... every single one of these mental images is hilarious 😂

So apparently I just don't know my own strength. I felt some sort of disturbance in the force, foretelling of some kind of content stirring in the aether, about to come into fruition... but I also clearly felt there would not be any direct contact drop just yet and so reined in my urge to try to summon the man himself...

Only to find I have inadvertently summoned a fan encounter in Los Angeles, of all places! I wonder what he's doing there??

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I am so confused 😂 what is the context of colin wearing an Italy NT(?!!) shirt, the one he's wearing in the trollin colin meme? I need to know why?

Oh! The shirt is just one a fan gave him at that convention and he was wearing it at the time. The meme isn't about the shirt, just about that smug trolling face he's got on in the picture, lol.

#trollin o'donoghue

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Yeah, I remember that con.

That was when he found out we were betting on his attire and wanted to show up dressed in his full Hook costume to subvert our expectations, but it wouldn't fit in his carry-on bag and he didn't want to wear it on the plane, so he wore other things we weren't expecting and accidentally dressed as Rogers instead. One of my all-time favorite Trollin O'Donoghue moments.

Forgot about the Roger Rogers comment, though XD

He was really in top form that weekend, lol.

Has anyone ever asked Colin what he thinks Rogers' first name was?

#trollin o'donoghue #why is he like this

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I'm glad I'm not alone in immediately thinking this is what that man would do to us. I was typing up my own continuation at the same time this was occurring on my initial post.

But it turns out that even our best (worst?) expectations are surpassed by reality, where he apparently decided the man's name is "Roger Rogers" and I need to go lay down now.

Has anyone ever asked Colin what he thinks Rogers' first name was?

#bested by colin o'donoghue #as usual #detective rogers #roger rogers #goodbye

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OH GOD. REALITY IS EVEN WORSE.

Has anyone ever asked Colin what he thinks Rogers' first name was?

#trollin o'donoghue #why is he like this #even worse than expected #i love him so much

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Nevermind. I can already hear him in my head going, "...Detective?"

And then when you say, "But he wasn't always a detective!!"

"Right. Before that, his name was Officer."

And then he'd just smile that smile and you'd know he's 100% dedicated to this bit now and there's nothing you can do about it.

Or maybe this even already happened. I dunno.

I guess it's canon now.

Has anyone ever asked Colin what he thinks Rogers' first name was?

#detective rogers #colin humor #more like #colin facts #trollin o'donoghue

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Has anyone ever asked Colin what he thinks Rogers' first name was?

#🤔

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I've long been wondering if perhaps my skill is not so much in summoning the man to appear... but in sensing when an appearance is imminent. After all, one does not tell Mr. O'Donoghue what to do. He is more likely to do the opposite, anyway, as has been documented by the O'DonoScholars of old.

So apparently I just don't know my own strength. I felt some sort of disturbance in the force, foretelling of some kind of content stirring in the aether, about to come into fruition... but I also clearly felt there would not be any direct contact drop just yet and so reined in my urge to try to summon the man himself...

Only to find I have inadvertently summoned a fan encounter in Los Angeles, of all places! I wonder what he's doing there??

#summoning colin #or #perhaps #sensing colin through the force

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O'PARRILLA REUNION EVERYBODY!!!

i HOPE WE GET TO SEE PICTURES!!!!!!!!!!

starfuryevents: This November the magic returns, as with one final wish we bring back our Once Upon A Time conventions! Starfury: Enchanted 5 is a three day event celebrating the TV series Once Upon A Time. Taking place from the 1 to 3 November 2024 at the Hilton Metropole Hotel Birmingham, the event will feature guest talks, autograph sessions, photos with the stars, cosplay, themed parties and much more. We are excited to confirm that two of the shows most popular Stars, Lana Parrilla and Colin O'Donoghue, will be among the guests joining us! Lana Parrilla appeared on Once Upon A Time as the Evil Queen, Regina, while Colin O'Donoghue was Captain Killian Hook. For more details on this event, please visit our website at:- http://www.starfury.co.uk#onceuponatime#lanaparrilla#colinodonoghue#killianhook

#o'parrilla #convention

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So apparently I just don't know my own strength. I felt some sort of disturbance in the force, foretelling of some kind of content stirring in the aether, about to come into fruition... but I also clearly felt there would not be any direct contact drop just yet and so reined in my urge to try to summon the man himself...

Only to find I have inadvertently summoned a fan encounter in Los Angeles, of all places! I wonder what he's doing there??

#summoning colin #i don't even have to do it #i just have to think about doing it #you're welcome

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Such a wonderful addition. Yes. Yeeeeees.

🐱 🐦

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Okay, so yesterday I was tempted to post something along the lines of "Colin! Come out and plaaaaay with us!" because I was missing him and wishing he'd do/post something or appear somewhere for us to enjoy his delightfulness... but I dunno, I just wasn't feeling it. Like, my vibes were telling me it wasn't the right time to summon Colin and doing so would be fruitless.

Turns out it wasn't time to summon Colin himself, it was just time to summon Dream Colin - who thankfully appeared without me needing to summon him, anyway.

And what a lovely dream it was!

To remind everyone who might not be following KW's Little Dream World, I have a tendency to have continuing dreams based in several different little worlds, where the premises are different and sometimes the cast of characters are different. This dream took place in a world where I'm part of a travel club that regularly goes on outings and adventures together, traveling to different countries and events together for a discounted price and the companionship of fellow friendly folks. Colin is a part of this group - but being famous, he basically has the "skybox" equivalent of a membership where he gets his own private room/transportation and most of us never actually see him (or his family when they join him) because he's very private and a bit reclusive.

So! Today's dream was about a little gala even being thrown to honor a couple members of the club who chartered a new deal going forward with an investor who would help fund our trips AND donate money to charity on our behalf in exchange for - okay dreams aren't very specific on the business end of deals, okay, but it seemed like a great deal for everyone and we were all happy.

The gala was fun, and the next day, we were making a cute little animated video to document the event. I was adding my parts to the video, and my animated self was re-living them in the dream as I went, when Animated Me suddenly spotted Animated Dream Colin arrive at the gala.

This isn't right, I thought. He wasn't there last night.

So Animated Me went over to investigate the situation as Real Me questioned the others around me to find out what was going on.

"Colin wasn't there. I would've noticed if he'd been there! What's going on?"

"No, he was totally there. Don't you remember?"

"What?! No! I couldn't have missed him!!"

"Oh, you definitely didn't miss him..."

And then the animated sequence took center stage again. I didn't know what to draw/do because I didn't remember whatever my friends were claiming had happened the night before, so I just... did what I would've done (well, what Dream Me would've done - Real Life Me would've just died on the spot) in the moment. I went over and introduced myself to Colin and said it was an honor to meet him and I was so glad he'd come to our event.

He was gracious and lovely, of course, and then extended his hand like a gentleman and said, "Shall we dance?"

And then there was a record scratch and the Real replaced the Animated once again.

"Okay, guys... I KNOW this didn't happen. I would not have forgotten this if it had happened. What the hell are you guys up to?"

"Are you SURE you'd remember it? Maybe the shock of it was so much you completely blocked it from your memory."

"I don't think that's how that works. In fact, I'm pretty sure that's not AT ALL how that works."

"Well, whatever... We all seem to remember it, so the problem's with you, not us."

And then the Animated resumed, but post-dance (which was a shame, but I suppose my mind can only be so creative and coming up with an actual "dancing with Colin" scene would've been a bit too much for it. I mean, was it a slow dance? A fast dance? The Robot? I guess we shall never truly know). Me and Colin chatted a little bit more, and then he left.

However, it was winter time and very snowy out, so we were all a bit concerned about him driving in the snow. He'd also expressed something about his tires going flat sometimes in the snow, so we were also worried about that. And it turned out he returned about 5 minutes after he left, saying his tires had gone flat and he'd had to call for a ride and it would be about 20 minutes until the car arrived.

Of course, I took this opportunity to chat with him some more, and when the car arrived, I offered to walk him out to it. He said that would be lovely, and we headed out into the snow and ice.

After a few moments of walking (I guess the car couldn't get into the parking lot because it was snowed in, so we had to walk across it to get to the car), I revealed to him that this was all a little strange, because it was supposed to be a recollection thing, a documentary about what had happened the night before, but that this was all new to me.

"Hmm," he said cryptically.

I side-eyed him majorly at that. "You're not going to say anything, because you're in on whatever this is they're doing, aren't you?"

And all he said back was, "Hmm."

At this point, I was pretty sure that this was Real Colin working with my Real Friends to create this little Animated Adventure for Real Me to enjoy as a thank you for brokering such a nice deal for us all. I was super touched and pleased by it all, and gave Colin a bit of a sideways "while we're walking" hug.

I then realized Colin wasn't walking, he was gliding, because he was wearing Flip Flop Skates. Like, Flip Flops on the top, but Ice Skates underneath. And I just started laughing and he seemed a bit concerned I was laughing at him, so I patted his hand reassuringly and said, "Never change, Colin. Never, ever change - because there's no one else quite like you and you're absolutely wonderful just as you are."

He got a bit embarrassed at that, in that adorable "quit saying nice things to me, but also please keep saying nice things to me" way he has that is so charming and delightful, and then he said, "Can you eat?"

I couldn't help but tease him a little when I answered, "Yes, I have been known to consume food on occasion." But I knew what he meant, so I added, "And I could go for some now, yeah."

Then he said his ride had mentioned stopping for dinner on the way home, and would I like to join and-

DINGLE DANGLE BING BONG DOODLE-OOOOOO

My alarm went off.

Another lovely Dream Colin Adventure ruined by Real Life 😭

But it was so much fun while it lasted!!! Thanks for coming out to play with me, Dream Colin!

Now let's hope the real thing pokes his head out and says "Hi!" to us sometime soon. I miss that lovely man.

#dream colin #kw has dreams #edited to add a small part i forgot