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kleptotello · 1 month
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Haunted post. I don’t remember writing this.
An episode of Supernatural in which Sam and Dean hunt down a Magical Liopleurodon. Sam keeps insisting they’re on some kind of adventure and all goes well until Dean wakes up without his liver. Jody Mills comes to the rescue but opts to keep Dean’s liver, as it’s likely safer with her and the Army of Vampire Slayers she’s been raising. She teaches it how to cook and drive a getaway vehicle. The liver becomes a valued part of her team. Everyone is happy.
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kleptotello · 2 months
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Just have to gush! Take a look at this commission done by the fantastic @lallelol of my boys!!! Please check out all their amazing work! It scratches my brain just right!! Also this is one of the only times you’ll see Donnie and Omega together so enjoy it heheh. Thank you again Lalle, your rendering is top notch!
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kleptotello · 2 months
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@suthnmeh They’ll pry this content from my cold, stiff, arthritic fingers!
Casey: Wow! Great work Donnie!
Donnie: You don’t have to sound so surprised, Casey.
Casey: Oh, I’m not surprised- I’m awestruck! Awestruck!
Donnie: Well, don’t be. That’s an order.
Casey: …you’re ordering me not to be awestruck?
Donnie: That’s right. Stand over there and don’t be awestruck.
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kleptotello · 2 months
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Some of my favorite banter of the series, tbh.
They've been feuding since the dawn of time
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kleptotello · 2 months
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Casey: Wow! Great work Donnie!
Donnie: You don’t have to sound so surprised, Casey.
Casey: Oh, I’m not surprised- I’m awestruck! Awestruck!
Donnie: Well, don’t be. That’s an order.
Casey: …you’re ordering me not to be awestruck?
Donnie: That’s right. Stand over there and don’t be awestruck.
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kleptotello · 7 months
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Listen, if I HAVE to ship anyone with Olivia Benson, it’s Barba.
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kleptotello · 7 months
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This season has been particularly fun, seeing the ensigns aboard Romulan, Klingon, Ferengi, and Orion Pirate ships just give each so much sh*t.
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its funny to me when a cartoon or something has a vague Evil Organization because a lot of fans will instantly decide that there's a whole workplace comedy happening there. those guys can't just be vaguely standing around acting evil all day they've gotta have like an evil break room or something
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kleptotello · 7 months
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Can’t stop the Moopsy. Won’t stop the Moopsy.
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We will stop Moopsy memes when I say we stop Moopsy memes
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kleptotello · 7 months
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Just looking for something silly to read tonight and came across this by intomyfireyoushallfall on fanfiction.net. The B Team (Movies Not Included). It’s super short (less than 1,000 words), but it’s just a little drabble of Mikey and Donnie taking pride in their B-Team label. A cute little fic if you’re bored and love the B Team like I do. It’s also K rated, so it’s safe for the kiddos.
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kleptotello · 7 months
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*snort*
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Lower Decks is just perfect
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kleptotello · 7 months
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Moopsy!
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kleptotello · 7 months
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I’ve never wondered, until now, what might make one foot pic “pause worthy” or “thumbs up quality” rather than “keep on a’ scrollin’ level.”
today on the train home the guy next to me was on his phone and at one point i saw him go on tumblr and he just had like. a normie dash. like it was all photography. of nature and architecture. he was using tumblr the way a heterosexual landscaper for rich people might use instagram. i actually had to watch his screen for a few seconds to be sure it really was tumblr because i was so taken aback by the content he was viewing. this is why algorithmless websites are so beautiful btw because i genuinely didn't know that this side of tumblr even existed. he didn't even so much as scroll past any text posts.
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kleptotello · 7 months
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It's canon.
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kleptotello · 7 months
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Ha, I love that they doubled down. “This is no joke, friends. This is how it is. Watch him go.”
Kayshon’s Naruto Run.
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kleptotello · 7 months
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Kayshon’s Naruto Run.
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kleptotello · 7 months
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I’m going to need some time to process the end of Disenchantment.
My heart is simultaneously full and crushed.
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kleptotello · 8 months
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Happy Star Trek Day.
My dummies are back.
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