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Fuck tinkers.

fuck tinkers

#parahumans

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Why is it a pro when people are mean to and/or almost stab me?

18.6 might possibly be the best chapter of Ward. It's got:

Victoria making a lesbian she just met uncomfortable with accidental innuendo

Lily jumping on missiles

Homoerotic lobotomy threats

Solarstare (I love her so much) 🤩

Rachel being mean to Lisa

Aisha being mean to Lisa

Aisha reminding the Heartbroken to be mean to Lisa

Kenzie being mean to Lisa

Lily actually for real probably almost stabbing Lisa

Sabah fighting a Titan 1-on-1

Lily telling Victoria: "you don’t ... lift"

Lily and Victoria casually having complete faith in each other in a really gay way

And more!

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A fourth squad member stepped out of the darkness, and Tattletale took hold of the nozzle of the man’s weapon, forcing it to one side before he could open fire.

any thinker can be a combat thinker if they're a severely exploited enough teenager and also not a pussy

#undersiders #badass

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Sundancer was the nicest Traveler. Everyone from her territory agrees she was the least frightening villain in Brockton Bay. I hope she's doing well, wherever she is now.

Blond Sweetheart Tourney: Round 1, Poll 45

The Sundancer art is by @faultlinescrew ! Propaganda from submitters Under Cut

Sundancer/Marissa 'Mars' Newland

a sweet girl who likes playing video games. she doesn't like to be in the villain group she is in, though she does so anyway because they're her old friends, she cares about helping Noelle, and it's the only way for her to go home. she has an incredibly powerful and dangerous ability, but she tries her best to avoid killing people, even other villains, though she is part of a villain team herself

Ceinwyn

A loving sister, lover and mother, never says a bad word to anyone throughout the books and would do literally anything for her loved ones (without being a doormat)

#travelers #supervillain #brockton bay #ooc tags: #I don't actually remember whether the Travelers held territory under Coil's coalition #(Coilition?) #but I don't feel like looking it up right now #they probably did right?

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Oh no! They turned her into a marketable brick!

Behold lego lisa. Imagine a world with worm lego sets. Dismantle lego lisa.

#this is technically illegal but it's hard for villains to sue for copyright infringement #undersiders #lego

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Nice scar.

Adding to the pile of drawings of Kishibe with Mads as a reference.

Thanks to @plotsignificanthaircut555 for the idea! :^)

#chainsaw man

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Skitter does not deserve to be put in the TERF's place.

Waking up to JKR getting owned by a trans!man is a refreshing sight to behold.

#jk rowling #undersiders #one villain is clearly worse than the others

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Waking up to JKR getting owned by a trans!man is a refreshing sight to behold.

#who's the wizard? she seems nice #jk rowling #ooc tags: #canonically Lisa couldn't get her head around Circus being nonbinary (genderfluid?) #but I'd like to imagine imagine she'd be supportive of trans people once she realized they existed

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More Thinkers should do that. It's just common sense.

See who'd win at chess between Lisa and Accord is one thing but as others have already noted there's obviously no way a chess match between the two of them wouldn't devolve into some kind of physical altercation, which in turn begs the question of which of them would win that. If we give Accord Prep Time (TM) I suspect he would sweep, he'll have pre-emptively rigged the whole room with Saw bullshit, but if we're assuming a white-room style one-on-one... who takes it? I can't really remember if either of them ever really got in a fight-fight or if they were delegating all of their literal violence to their teammates and/or subordinates. Lisa at least shot Glory Girl that one time. Anyone have any insight into any of this

#supervillain #guns

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Why are people treating this like a fair and equal contest? Accord is reliant on prep time; Tattletale is way better at improvising. Easy match.

See who'd win at chess between Lisa and Accord is one thing but as others have already noted there's obviously no way a chess match between the two of them wouldn't devolve into some kind of physical altercation, which in turn begs the question of which of them would win that. If we give Accord Prep Time (TM) I suspect he would sweep, he'll have pre-emptively rigged the whole room with Saw bullshit, but if we're assuming a white-room style one-on-one... who takes it? I can't really remember if either of them ever really got in a fight-fight or if they were delegating all of their literal violence to their teammates and/or subordinates. Lisa at least shot Glory Girl that one time. Anyone have any insight into any of this

#undersiders #ambassadors #ooc tags: #my actual take is a slightly less overconfident version of the words I put in Lisa's mouth #unless Accord has some kind of combat training #ordinary Thinker powers pale before the might of a white belt #(unless Lisa paid attention to Brian's lessons. then Accord would need to be one of the other belt colors.) #(um...green maybe? martial arts have green belts right? that should be somewhere in the middle.)

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Scam. If you need someone to teach you how to cyberbully, you'll never be a competent bully.

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They don't even live in Brockton Bay.

Anyways, obviously Tattletale. She outwitted the Slaughterhouse Nine, the Slaughterhouse Nine beat the Ambassadors. Simple math.

You probably saw that photo of the tattletale cosplayer in a chess game with the accord cosplayer

I didn't read enough of worm to get a full read on what accord can do, but I sort of know who he is. Would tattletale actually beat him at chess? And would she have to play dirty to do it, or could she just observe and intuit really well? And does it matter if accord has prep time, expanding the scope of his task?

#undersiders #brockton bay #supervillains

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Very funny to me that Victoria Dallon the goody two-shoes hero had to serve jail time, while Tattletale the criminal mastermind never did.

#undersiders #new wave #lol

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top ten moments in worm

#endbringers #undersiders

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Reminder that Panacea is the fucking worst. And I say that as someone who didn't like anyone in New Wave.

Rereading the part where Taylor watches Amy being chased by the Siberian.

It’s probably a good thing Amy doesn’t have lice in canon, or else Taylor would go on a monologue about how Amy isnt weaponizing them properly

“If I can weaponize the bugs in my hair, then Amy must be a moron!” Taylor says as Amy is literally running for her life as the invulnerable Siberian eats her fingers.

#new wave

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There are worse things in life than liking shitty pop music. I'm willing to bet that AmLanGamer doesn't blast Canary's songs when he knows his friend has a migraine.

Callout Post for PHO user "AmLanGamer"

Hello, people of Levidolon Central. I know we like to have fun here on our little subforum, but today I'd like to call your attention to a discovery that has me shaken to my core.

I'm sure most of you know AmLanGamer for their heartfelt messages and unwavering optimism, but I have reason to believe that this has been a facade for something far more sinister.

Here are a few screenshots from messages they sent in infamous PHO subforum "Hop Hop Headquarters":

There is, I am afraid, only one way to interpret these messages: AmLanGamer has been consuming content of and interacting with fans of known irredeemable media producer Bad Canary.

I know this is a heavy blow to the reputation of our community, but please do not interact with them any further before any of us come to harm.

#pho #social media #slaughterhouse nine

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